OUYA

The mastermind behind the Ouya

The OUYA is an underpowered 8th generation gaming console with the same technical specifications as a PS2. It was the result of a kickstarter to create an android powered gaming console. The developers raked in a ton of cash and instead of making something good they made an absolute mess.

History

Julie Lehrman, created what was known as the Boxer8 in 2012. She made a Kickstarter with the goal of a staggering $950,000 to create a shitty Android based platform. But enough retards thought this was a great idea, and they almost paid ten times the amount. For a machine that doesn't have any games and nobody bought.

Games

Unsurprising there are no good games for the Overpriced Useless Y2K Androidmachine. The only games that are even playable are either old games or flash games. To remedy this, the OUYA team have started the "Free the Games Fund", meaning they give Kickstarter devs some of their excess jewgold if they make an OUYA exclusive game. This is a waste of everyone's time and money because that means noone will buy it.
The most successful game on the Ouya is a crap game called Towerfall. It got sold 7000 times. That is less than Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing sold. Seriously.'

Ads

Quickly learning that actual developers were abandoning the Ouya as fast as they could, the retards behind the Android powered toaster made a couple of butthurt ads as their outdated hardware couldn't run 3D graphics.

The Ouya has extremely diverse games as detailed below

Gallery of games

Retro pixel crap About missing Pics

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  Pixel crap
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Original games About missing Pics

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  Rip-off of Doom
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  Rip-off of Minecraft
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  Rip-off of Trials

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How to play good games on the OUYA

Being the nice folks we are here at ED, we want to help you now that you bought yourself some hipstertrash and want to play some games on it.
1 Download one of the following:

• The Sega Master System emulator
• The Gameboy Advance emulator
• The NES emulator
• The N64 Emulator
• The SNES emulator
• The PSX emulator

2 Go somewhere like here and download actual good games
3 Copy them to the OUYA
4 Wonder why your life has become this shit and why you just didn't buy the actual old console for half the price
5 Throw out the OUYA

Reviews

Even niggers hate it. Into the trash it goes Previous Video | Next Video

Money laundering

• head of developer relations at OUYA
• the story about what was happening
• selling the company

Gallery

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  Perhaps not
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  When life gives you Ouyas, kill yourself.

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