Ayumihamilton

Ayumihamilton, aka Lady Ayumi, Masterintegra, Ayuham, and other aliases that nobody knows (or wants to know) about, is an otaku drama whore that takes the internets too seriously. She is a huge fan of Hellsing, currently is obsessed with Sir Integral. She claimed that she was born in England, but she got kicked out because they were tired of her whining, which is one of their biggest pet peeves. Currently she lives in Washington, and still acts like a fatass bitch and has no friends in school. By getting rid of her accent she now talks like white trash. She has no azn friends because they know how annoying and bitchy she is and how she tries to be like them just to fit in. Instead she has wapanese friends. She is an angry lesbian that used to be straight, however most guys do not want her. Apparently, she is complaining that guys kept emailing her about how they want to have buttsecks with her, which in fact is true. She usually receives these love notes from trolls and pedophiles.

Overview

Youtube

YouTube is where she started her rampage of OL drama. There, she posts her meaningless videos singing shitty anime songs from Hellsing. As a result of having a layer of Cheetos dust coating her throat, she sings like an infant being run over by a Peterbilt. She is easily offended by criticism and will employ a variety of intellectual remarks as a rebuttal. She'll likely cause a dispute (like an Internet tough guy), telling you to go back to school, and insist that she's the best. Her subscribers defend against her constructive critics saying, "OMG! They call you fat!? Youre NOT FAT TO MEEE!!11one!!1". Plz, don't get me started on that Hyde karaoke video.

Drama Proof. WARNING! May contain ALL CAPS.

Tiffany Stevens?

Believe it or not, Ayumi used to go out with Tiffany aka Hellsingripvanwinkle who is also a Hellsing fangirl. She thought that the relationship would live happily ever after.. but no, they broke up because they argued a lot. Many believe that Ayumi is really Tiffany because of their pale skin, fat, bitchiness, and similar faces. Currently, this remains a mystery.

The time that she defended Tiffany.

Ayumi Defended Tiffany's nazi tribute video.

PROOF:

Sorry to piss on your party, but, Jews can be Nazis [1]

Her LJ Breakup Emo note:

Her MySpace Breakup Hate note:

Livejournal

LJ is another site where she writes crappy blogs full of nobody cares about. Unlike MySpace's "how much she hates men" blogs, her LJ blogs focuses moar on her emo side.

Examples:

Her "Dramatic" Response to ED

LULZ!! Removed due to butthurt!

	“	To the people that are coming to view my videos cause a stupid website, not gonna name it coughs encyclopedia dramatica coughs Here are the truths about me. To the person that will probably put this up on the site, your a loser.	„
	—Ayumihamilton

Ayumi's Idols & Ass-Kissers

Hellsing Cosplayers
Linker83, The fabulous Steven.
GingerAnne, A fabulous keyblade maker.
Satan
Kevin Federline
Britney Spears
Trolls
Fatties
Ppl who masturbate to anime characters
Sanjaya
Retards
George "Dubya" Bush
Furries
Justin Timberfake
Emos
Moar Fatties
Anyone who subscribed her shitty YouTube account
Osama Bin Laden
Jesse McCartney
your mom
you

Gallery

These are photos of her are taken in the dark just to look goth. These photos lead caused an internet disease. Other photos of her cosplaying as Sir Integral from Hellsing.