Conker's Bad Fur Day

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Perfect for young and impressionable children. What could go wrong?

Conker's Bad Fur Day is a N64 game that is pretty fun. The game surrounds an orange (insert generic ginger joke) squirrel named Conker who gets drunk and lost.

The game is notorious for the parents who were stupid enough to let their kids play the vulgar atrocity, like they're letting their 13 year old boys make ED accounts. Soccer Moms everywhere bitched and moaned about it until ultimately, nothing happened. lol

Quotes

	“	I'm the great mighty poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat you little twat?	„
	—The Great Mighty Poo, singing his shitty opera or whatever the fuck it's called shows what kind of game the player is truly playing. Also known as a shitty waste of time they assume is art.

Gallery

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  No pants!
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  You Fap, You Fail
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  <3
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  Ein Volk, ein Reich,
  ein Eichhörnchen
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  Rule 34 isn't difficult to find.

See also

• Banjo Kazooie
• Goldeneye 007
• Nintendo 64

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