Jessica Nigri

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Jessica Nigri = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

Without Jessica Nigri, cosplay would be nothing but fat bitches. Even with Jessica, cosplay is still a bunch of shameless attention whoring and shitty costumes. The only difference is that she knows when to put down the cake.

Jessica Nigri is a liar & Cheater For those who believe Jessica is a true geek, you're a fool. People tend to falling for her act. Jessica rarely plays video games, hates comics, and thinks all her fans are "fucking idiots" (her words). She is also a slut who cheats on her fiance Vann Childs. They were engaged when she did her first cosplay as Pikachu at Comic Con. The costume was Vann's idea. Jessica never even watched Pokemon. He helped Jessica create her fake geeky persona. Also guess what...she "plays" video games with her fans.... Or at least she tell them she is. It was really me playing and interacting with you guys. She was out shopping and couldn't care less.

She cheated on her fiance Vann numerous times to "become a star". The deal breaker was when she fucked Jason Soprovich to get a sponsorship deal with "Cherry Sauce Clothing". Vann dumped her pathetic ass and she is now dating a nobody who she is also cheating on but he doesn't care. She also got that sponsorship. Also she got breast implants a few years ago.

One of Jessica's many leaked nudes.

LOOK AT ME BOIS

No exceptions.

What is the sound of a million virgins fapping?

"Professional" Cosplaying

Bra + Ears = CosPlay!

The perfect formula for cosplay turns out to be "just show your boobs". You barely have to do anything beyond that. It doesn't matter. No one's looking anywhere else.

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  $5 just for stickers of her slutty body? Not only that she's a pretend cosplayer, but she is also part Jew.
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  DARP!

Convention Guest

There are enough beta losers attending conventions that hiring Jessica as guest has become profitable. No one really knows what she does other than sell prints and let people take pictures of her tits and ass but if it draws a crowd it's good for business. Unfortunately at FanExpo she decided it was too boring to hang out with the greasy neckbeards who bought tickets to see her and went to an aquarium in Toronto instead. She wasn't smart enough to lay low and instagramed the entire trip. Oh well! The betas still defended her decision, especially after she posted that she was soo sowwy and tiwed needed west and kisses to recoopowate with her fwiends rather than go to a single fucking panel that she was hired by the convention to attend.

Fans/White Knights/Beta Faggots

The overwhelming majority of Jnig's fans are foreveralone virgins between the ages of 12 and 25 who think they have a shot at that sweet, sweet, immaculately waxed vagoo if they stoke her ego enough. They follow her on all social media outlets so no matter where she complains about haters they're always there to call her beautiful and tell her she's perfect. When she complains about her "haters" they quickly threaten internet violence against anyone who DARES speak ill of their precious waifu. Unfortunately they're also kind of retarded so any time she posts a picture with a man--not even necessarily her boyfriend--they feel the need to mark their territory by calling him a faggot and telling Jnig she can do sooo much better.

External Links

Jessica Nigri

 jessicanigri

• Official Website
• Another Official Website
• Jessica Nigri Wikipedia page

Perma Virgins Links

JessicaNigrifan
 Jessica-Nigri-Fan-Page

• Fap Gallery.
• Fempedia Page - Alternate Fap Gallery.

See also

• Cock Block

People who will never get her

• Gamers
• You
• Wapanese people

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