Lord Foxworth

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	“	It's so adorable how innocent little Mio thinks I would never cause her any harm. I wouldn't though. I'm a good person. I'm not saying I'm not capable of it. I love Mio.	„
	—Nicholas Fedorov

Lord Foxworth (powerword: Nicholas Fedorov, his second alias is WindowsMillenium2000) is an old hardware hoarder who worships Windows Millennium Edition and old-as-mamonth's-shit computers, and is a huge sick fuck obsessed with Nichijou characters, particularly with Mio Naganohara and later with Yuuko Aioi.

Driven by sick lust for an underage animu lolis, our fellow autistic Foxworth sucked some nichijoufag's dick in order to get a board /chuckecheese/ on 8ch.net, where he spreads his hideous faggotry about his waifu. The board is crammed with shitposters that spam paint-drawn pics with Mio to satisfy his spanless fap fantasies.

DeviantART

Foxworth's awful "art" (archive) can be found on his DA page. He apparently has perfect Photoshop skills that strongly resemble those of JustinRPG, his long lost father.

WindowsMillenium2000 shows off his artistic talent in 3D modeling
"Kill me please"
He made Mai even more retarded than she is

Quotes

	“	ï love her so much, ï have no way to descrïbe ït. Mïo ïs my love, ïdol, and ïnspïratïon. Nano's also one of my waïfus, but ï honestly love Mïo more. ï'd do anythïng to meet her. ï lïterally sït and lïsten to the nïchïjou openïng theme on repeat for hours thïnkïng about the good tïmes we'd have. ï love Mïo. She's so beautïful, nïce, and sweet. So ïnnocent. What am ï goïng to do? ;___; Mïo, ï just want you to know that ï love you. ï'd make you so happy. ï'd take great care of you.	„
	—Lord Fucksforth himself

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Alright. I don't know how I can express my love for Mio other than writing about her and making photos that include her, so here I go once again. Mio, you are truly the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me. I feel like you're a gift. I know I say it often, but at this point my life literally revolves around you.

You're all I think about and you're everything I will continue to think about for the rest of my life and beyond. Even I'd say my obsession with you is slightly unhealthy but in the best way possible. You're perfect. My heart fills with joy as I see your beautiful face, knowing that I love you and you're safe with me. I love every aspect about you. Your looks, your personality, your humor.

There's literally nothing more pleasing than to put on my playlist of the entire Nichijou soundtrack and to lay in my bed in tears thinking of you. It's literally how I spend all of my days as a NEET. From the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep, it's about you. Before I go to sleep, I remind myself of the wonderful times we could have. When I wake up, I imagine you next to me still asleep in my arms. There's nothing more I want than to feel your wonderful, beautiful warm body in my arms under the covers as I hug you tightly. My romantic feelings for you exceed anything I've ever felt in my life before. You overload my emotions with the pure, clean feeling of love. Every cell in my body explodes with joy whenever I see you.

I just would like you to understand my love for you. I don't know if there's a way to REALLY let you know, Mio. I believe you are real. You have affected me on a psychological level, and it's getting to the point where I can't go a minute without thinking about you. I can't even animate hardly anymore without thinking about you. I can't accomplish any goals in life without dedicating them to you. You're an inspiration, Mio. Everything I do that I'm proud of I do for you.

I just hope you understand that I love you and I always will, and my love for you is eternal.

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The Death of Foxworth

Last Thursday, after reading this very article, Cocksworth got butthurt and went on long rant about how he has trolled everyone, and the sick freak by the name of "Foxworth" was actually his fake trollsona in which he took his actual interests and blew them out of proportion to simulate cringe. Here's the announcement (archive), in which he claims to be a totally sane weeaboo geek, who made all that shit up just to get some laughs with friends (which is clearly untrue, because Foxworth has no friends). He also said that Mio, the loli he was badly desperate for, was too gay for him, and he replaced her with Yuuko.

Mio is disappointed by her husbando's volatility

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If I were to do over, I would have picked Yuuko as my girl of choice. Mio comes super close though. Before I even watched Nichijou, hakase was originally going to be my waifu but then I realized her age and moved to Mio because I was SURE she was old enough. (16). Yuuko has always been my "real" waifu even though I totally find Mio adorable. And then there's Nano. Nano's probably the best looking out of all the Nichijous, but she is an android and incapable of loving me. You don't even know how close Mio comes though. A Mio that doesn't draw yaoi and has her hair down would be as good as Yuuko.

The reason I never said anything about this was because I started in on the pictures etc before I watched the anime simply because I found Mio cute and hardly knew about Yuuko. Then I watched the anime and realized that Yuuko was the choice for me but stuck with shitposting about Mio because I had already started that and it would have been strange to suddenly switch girls just after starting with one. LITERALLY ALL FEMALE NICHIJOU CHARACTERS QUALIFY AS MY WAIFUS. We're talking about Nichijou here. Of course it's going to be hard to choose. They're all adorable.

And of course, there's Tomoko of Watamote. I love Tomoko so much. The reason I haven't really said much about my love for Tomoko would be because she's insanely popular. It would just blend in with the rest, but nobody will ever know my love for Tomoko like I do.

And then this brings in Mako from Kill la Kill. She's another honorable mention for my waifu desire. She's cute and adorable too and is definitely on my list.

So, who's my waifu? That would be Yuuko Aioi of Nichijou. I really don't want to be a polygamist but to be honest I'd have to say my waifus are Yuuko, Mio, Mako, and Tomoko.

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Later Foxworth deleted his DeviantArt account and all threads from /chuckecheese/, destroying over five months of his autism.

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You may be wondering, what's satire and what's real on this account? Well, the answer is simple. This account is basically the fine line between satire trolling and reality. The majority of viewers here will probably assume that I'm some ridiculous autist who resorts to photoshopping himself with his 2D significant other. However, this is not the case. I know how the internet works, I used to post on 4chan's /b/ and I still do lurk 4chan's /a/ and /g/, I know exactly how cringe pictures circulate and grow. I have contributed these images to cringe threads. I know the culture like the back of my hand, so that should be self explanatory. I find it quite humorous to reverse image search them and find a goldmine of commentary.

Now, let's get to another point. What's real? To simulate authenticity, I have fused a lot of normal aspects of my life and interests in with this persona. The first being the appreciation of 1990s technology, hardware, clothes, and media. This has been a long time interest and hobby simply because I enjoy the way things looked and worked. And it's a genuine hobby, which adds authenticity to this persona. If it wasn't, I would have collected so much of it within the last few years. Secondary to this, I am also a huge anime fan in real life. My favorites include obviously Nichijou, Watamote, Lucky Star, K-on, etc... This is another genuine hobby/interest of mine which I have fused in with this persona and blown to an extravagant proportion.

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—WindowsMillenium2000 exposes himself as 50% troll

Mio fights with Yuuko for the right to be with Foxworth

YouTube

Foxworth puts the most effort into his YouTube "career", making disturbing 3D animation. It's mostly based around his own characters, sometimes featuring kawaii (at least, he thinks so) animu girls.

Reboot

After proclaiming his master troll plan of seting up Mio as his waifu when it was actually Yuuko, Foxworth restored his WindowsMillenium2000 account. He has simply replaced Mio with Yuuko in his avatars, shoops and tldr shitposts, and also posted some new photos where he tries hard to be cringeworthy as fuck. He fails though, because nobody cares what cheap hentai slut he's fapping to.