Anti-Vaxxers

The Anti-Vaccination Movement is a group full of brilliantly retarded conspiracy theorists, who believe that vaccines cause autism, it's better to have a life threatening disease than have a mental disorder, and that vaccination costs more than being in I.C.U. You will frequently come across these people on Facebook, specifically in the mommy groups, as you are more qualified for chemistry than a scientist who spent years at a university just because you watch Info Wars.

What they are responsible for

Well, it's definitely a given that they are responsible for a falling vaccination rate in the United States, they also caused much pleasure at Disneyland. They even caused Tony Abbott, to do probably the only good thing he's ever done in his career, which is to only give welfare payments to parents who have vaccinated their kids or can't vaccinate due to a medical problem.

What they believe

• Vaccines cause autism. (There is zero link.)

• Vaccines contain tons of mercury. (They don't contain any mercury anymore, and when they did, it was only a miniscule amount that did nothing.)

• Vaccines have a lot of formaldehyde. (Pears contain over 100% the amount that is in a vaccine. The amount in vaccines doesn't even affect the regular amount in blood.)

• Big Pharma only cares about profit off of vaccines. (They make way more money off of a patient in intensive care than a vaccine.

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