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User:Wiggler/RayWilliamJohnson
—RayWilliamJohnson - this is his humor. | ||
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RayWilliamJohnson a known Sand Wigger; is an unfunny, run of the mill youtube attention whore. His videos consist of 3 or 4 viral videos (most of which have been seen on failblog's front page days before) and his uninspiring 5th grade/boyman commentary. It has been studied that 100% of RWJ's fans are 13 year old boys. This is because Ray is a registered sex offender and the only way he can satisfy his fetish is to make self-demoralizing videos that only appeal to that demographic. His sad excuse of a channel called "equals D", is a really funny and creative name right?!!! Not exactly Heres where he got that from
When Ray isn't making unfunny sexist jokes that have little to do with the video he comments on, he expresses his love for balls and makes up his own inside "jokes" that not even retards find amusing, such as "squirrel AIDS", "two camels in a tiny car" and Co za asy.
For some inane reason, RayWilliamJohnson's fans actually think he cares about their opinion. At the end of every video, he'll ignite a retard clusterfuck by asking everybody to reply to a question with text or video, thus getting himself more money from YouTube.
LOL, ACCOUNT TERMINATION SURE IS A BITCH. http://www.youtube.com/user/raywilliamjohnson?blend=1&ob=4.
The Ray Effect
Much like the Invader Zim effect, the ray effect is the process of discovering one of Ray's video's, laughing at it, then letting the man take over your social and financial lifestyle.
1. Watch an embedded Jewtube video. letting it end. Then choosing one of the totally random selections they present to you. Most likely a picture of a man in his late 20s making a silly face next to a cartoon horse with It's tongue sticking out.
2.Ok ill give it a try, Haha that was a funny joke about balls. Wow this guy is exactly what i want to be when i grow up. Lets see if he has any other videos.
3. YES! he has hundreds! oh man look at that "you be trollin shirt" I bet that cute chubby girl in social studies will get a kick out of that. Everyone loves ray, maybe they'll love me if I act like that!
4.Ah she was a cunt anyway. That doesn't matter, I know Ray will make me feel better. Oh boy, he's got a music video!!!! Doin your mom. priceless!! I have never heard that phrase, and im in middle school! Damn I already spent 75$ on his merch so far. I don't think mom will mind if i just buy a couple of his ringtones.
5.Ray PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE choose my comment. I have been refreshing the page and posting it over and over again. "A Smelly Hobo" Is the best choice I Guarentee!!
6. I DON'T GET IT!! I have been acting JUST like you for about a month now. My mom is taking me to a psychologist and says I have an "obsession". More like an ass-ession hahaha RAY ARE YOU THEREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Video Structure
- Gel up hair like a fuckin Guido
- Convince yourself that you are a comedian/funnyboy
- Constatntly sport Cockmongler's grin
- Provide your shitty commentary on bullshit videos
- ????
- Profit!
Fake and Gay
After getting a high, well-earned fan-base, he attempted at making a forced meme, as he always uses them in his videos. So he made a typical episode of his shit show using the typical misleading thumbnail & title, but then, knowing he'd become the laughing stock of the internet if he ever attempted this on /b/, he used his crap example of a troll to create THE WORST MEME EVER. Nowadays, you can't go on any staged/seemingly staged/ video without seeing at least 1 comment posted by a 13-year-old boy or a 12 year old girl saying LOLOLOL FAEK ADN GAY!!! or some unfunny variation of it.
Drama
Eyebrows
It'd be an understatement to say RayWilliamJohnson has an eyebrow problem. In every video, the shape of his eyebrows change, presumably because he doesn't know what to do with them. His most famous style was the "obviously-shaven-right-down-the-center" look in late 2009.
Reception
With a guy who writes "I'm paid to clean the urinals at the local strip club" under his occupation on YouTube, you just KNOW you're in for a hoot and a holler! Because the majority of his fans are 12 year old girls, it's enough motivation for him to keep making videos (especially when video responses come into play). Unfortunately, that means the reception left on YouTube isn't the same as what the majority conclude.
In early 2010, Ray's very own mother advertised his e-show (titled "=3" for some perverted reason) on gpforums.com. There were mixed reviews; from terrible to suicide-inducing.
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Show RayWilliamJohnson to any sane person over 12, and they'll come to same conclusion...
Trolling Ray
- Tell him, "America's Funniest Home Videos called, they want their show and lack of humor back!"
- Call him out on his blatant racism and sexism as he constantly hides it by saying, "Naw I kid the _______," so that nobody in New York City finds him and beats the shit out of him.
- Tell him to quit shaving his eyebrows.
- Tell him, "Jersey Shore called, they want their filthy, greasy Guidos back."
- Call him a pedophile as all his fans are twelve and under.
- Remind him that he doesn't have any friends at all, not just because they "don't want to be on film"
- Tell him to come out of the closet, as he clearly fucks his roommate, Will, and tries to clear the homosexual accusations by filming himself with MeekaKitty all the time.
- Remind him that he'll never make it in show business because he's a fucking douche pump and has no on-camera talent, regardless of how high he raises his shaved eyebrows.
- Remind him how much of a midget he is due to an attempted abortion.
- Tell him to lose some weight.
- Remind him of what a shitty rapper he is:
Gallery
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Ray uses his YouTube money to pick up high-class Asian hookers
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Pretty much sums up RayWilliamJohnson, all the way down to the public bathroom -
This has nothing to do with this page whatsoever, but look! It's funny! -
Typical moment from one of his videos. Guido hair is always related.
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He's different than hacks liek sxephil and dawson coz he doesn't use sex to get views!
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Ray's face after taking his roommate's load in his mouth.
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Ray with stupid hair and facial expression.
See Also
External Links
RayWilliamJohnson's YouTube PageLOL baleeted for copyright infraction!!!!- His fan site =3
- His video log page that nobody cares about
- His t-shirt store page that nobody cares about
- MySpace
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