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Article of the Now Halloween Back in the old days, Halloween costumes used to look like this. Genuinely fucking creepy. Halloween is that special time of year we remember the birth of Satan. Due to it's demonic origins people, especially children are more likely to be killed on this night than at any other time of the year. Because of this there are many urban legends surrounding Halloween intending to make it even more scary, such as poisoned candy, satanic murders and mannequins which turn out to be genuine corpses. Except these are not stories - they are true. (CONTINUE TO SPOOKY READING) Did You Know... ... that the Internet Archive got haxxored recently, not once, but twice? (See 31 million of you on HIBP!) ... that a Trump sign started a shoot out in Las Vegas? ... that the 2024 USA Presidential Elections are now in full swing? Feel free to document teh election dramaz accordingly, as it is dished out! ... that Doge has died? ... that Iran's president has died in a helicopter crash? ... that encyclopediadramatica.online died because the new owner hid like a bitch and let it die? Spread the word about edramatica.com ... rapper P Diddy has been arrested and denied bail? ... that encyclopediadramatica.win died (FOR REAL THIS TIME AS OF OCTOBER 4, 2024, PUT ON CLIENTHOLD BY CLOUDFLARE), all .win refugees are welcome to join the REAL ED ... that Liam Payne ( The One Direction Faggot) died in Argentina after falling from a balcony; If it was an attempt at being an hero is unknown. Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

Picture of the Now Suggest a Featured Picture • View the POTN Archives Quote of the Now     “   Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers" And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it" I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, "Trick or treat" "No thank you".   „     —Halloween is a cover-up for pedos Suggest a Featured Quote • View the QOTN Archives Featured Portal Main Page/Featured Portal Good New Articles Foodistzen Dead nigger baby JD Vance ‎Averi Fiddleafox The Turner Diaries Articles which Need Help World Naked Bike Ride HoleHunter ‎In The Night Garden Pain Girl ‎Tim Walz Visit the Bad New Articles Portal to help out!

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