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Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Siege was a super realistic tacticool shooter that was designed off a cross mix between CSGO and Cod. Shit became an Overwatch shitfest in 2019

Overview

Rainbow Six: Siege originally started as a tactical Counter-Terrorism shooter designed to happen in a fast-paced environment with a fuckfest of destructions

Multiplayer

Beginner's Playlist

Casual

Ranked/Unranked

Terrorist Hunt Training Grounds

Apparently, they renamed it to Training Grounds because in Siege, there are no terrorists as of year 5.

  • Normal - The most baby difficulty where the bots have zero accuracy.
  • Hard
  • Realistic

Operators

This Game has over 9000 operators you can choose from to fight other players and Terrorist AI.

FBI SWAT

  • Ash - The most popular operator ever. She has a noobtube launcher that doesn't kill, and fires breaching charges
  • Thermite
  • Castle - The token Nigger of the faction. He is used by trolls to lock teammates out of a room or outside the building.
  • Pulse -

SAS

  • Sledge - A Britfag with a banhammer to show off how large his penis is. He is also ironically tall.
  • Thatcher - An old fart with grenades that disable electonics
  • Smoke - He's the guy with toxic gas. PROTIP: Use this on Ash for WWII Jokes
  • Mute - The Britfag that puts down wifi modems to jam electronics within the device's radius.

GSG9

  • IQ -
  • Blitz -
  • Jager -
  • Bandit -

GIGN

  • Twitch - A rich bitch who spent her money on developing a shock drone that destroys electronic devices.
  • Montagne -
  • Doc -
  • Rook -

Spetsnaz

  • Glaz - A sniper with a thermal flip sight.
  • Fuze - A Ruskie that has access to an AK, Shield, and Machinegun. He uses a device that deploys hockey pucks to clear a room. Getting in proximity of these explosive pucks can result in you getting killed. Use this on a room where a hostage is for massive lulz.
  • Kapkan - A trap operator that drills trip mines onto doors and windows to punish anyone that runs in blindly through said doorway or window.
  • Tachanka - The best operator in the game. Use his WWII Era LMG to break walls or kill people from a distance. Used to have his LMG mounted as a turret, but is now mobile and has a Grenade launcher that fires incendiary rounds for area denial. Basically, killing it with fire.

JTF2

  • Buck -
  • Frost - A bitch that uses bear traps to kill people with. For some reason, people will fall for these and trip on them in plain sight.

Navy SEALS

  • Blackbeard - Literally the most hated operator. He has a fictional ballistic rifle shield made of saran wrap as a gadget. Played by pussies who can't play without getting blasted in the face,
  • Valkyrie - A Camwhore that sticks black balls onto surfaces to spy on other people.

BOPE

  • Capitao - A pirate with a crossbow.
  • Caveira - A super stealthy ninja bitch who hides in corners and interrogates people before killing them and reveals the positions of her opponents for her team. She is a dyke in canon fodder.

SAT

  • Hibana -
  • Echo -

GEO

  • Mira -

SDU

  • Ying - A Chinese bitch with flashy balls and a disrespect for drones. She hates the Russian with the hockey pucks.
  • Lesion - A Chink that lays down invisible toxic mines called Gu Mines that slows players down and pisses off the enemy. Stepping on one of these will inject the victim with mountain dew and will deal damage over time. He has 8 of them that generate over time. Stack them up to form a Gu tower

GROM

  • Zofia -
  • Ela - The most overrated Polish whore with a gun that has a shitty accuracy.

707 SMB

  • Dokkaebi - Hacker bitch
  • Vigil - A North Korean defect whose family all died running away from Kim Jong Un

CBRN

  • Lion - A Frenchie with a bad pullout game and a super sad sob story where he gets kicked out of his parents' basement and joined the French army to lose more wars like they always do. He is hated by both Doc and Thatcher.
  • Finka -

GIS

  • Alibi - Bitch isn't even Italian. She has these unrealistic things called Prismas that will detect enemies like the Spanish sand nigger
  • Maestro

GSTUR

  • Maverick - An ex-delta force guy who uses a blowtorch to draw dicks and write "Nigger" on walls.
  • Clash - A blad angry black woman with a British accent. Has a bulletproof shield that covers her entire body and zaps enemies.

GIGR

  • Nomad -
  • Kaid - An old fart with dildos used to electrify reinforced floors and walls. He is a crossbreed between Ela and Bandit.

SASR

  • Gridlock - The morbidly obese Shiela that throws down spikes to cut off the enemy paths.
  • Mozzie

Nighthaven

  • Kali - Rich Indian chick with a sniper rifle that can 1 shot anything.
  • Wamai - Just another Jager but can stick his frisbees onto any surface. He's just a Jager alternative.
  • Ace - Another hard breacher w
  • Aruni - a Thai ladyboy with a prostetic arm and leg that Thermite banged while he was in Bangkok. He was the reason she lost her left arm and leg and now has a Joker scar on her face.
  • Osa - Get woke go broke. The lastest operator is a Croatian Tranny with a anti-hurt feeling shield. Basically what Blackbeard used to be upon his release.

The rest

These are the other operators that are in a single faction.

  • Nokk - See Caveira.
  • Warden - Ned Flanders from The Simpsons joins Rainbow as a US Secret Service Agent. He's got some high-tech glasses that can see through smoke and clear his eyes from flashbangs.
  • Amaru - A granny with saggy tits that ziplines into windows to get the drop on anyone, only to get hit by every trap she barges into just like the Jew bitch from above.
  • Goyo - A dirty Mexican migrant that attaches gas cans to a shield. Use with Kapkan for 1 hit KO lulz.
  • Iana - An albino space woman with a hologram double and a huge ass.
  • Oryx - A Jordanian caveman that can ram into people,
  • Melusi - African lady
  • Zero - Sam Mother fuckin Fisher can't even get himself a new Splinter Cell title so here he is being an old fart in Rainbow
  • Flores - A fag with a RC Car from Call of Duty: Black Ops
  • Thunderbird - A Canuck Native Indian whose basically a better Doc.

Pro-League

Proleague is where all the tourneyfags band together to see whos dicks is bigger than the other by playing the game in the most dumbest way possible. This is where most of the operator changes came from.

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