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Joshy Furret
Joshy Furret is a 23 year old Furfag that enjoys pants-shitting burritos and drawing art that panders to various popular vidya game fanchises such as Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale and other video games notorious for creating huge amounts of Asperger's Syndrome, but he somehow managed to gain over 800 retards that follow his work ironically.
Normally, he'd be dismissed as an everyday popular manchild on the Internet, but Joshy managed to get his reputation to collapse in on itself by not only having his past of acting like a fucking creep to young children exposed, but also nearly sperging out of Internet existence due to excessive amounts of fail.
Background
Joshy first started shitposting his art on May 22, 2013 by using the asinine Colors 3D program for the Shitendo 3DS. His main character is named Joshy, which was based off the somewhat phallic-looking Dildo Pokemon called a Furret.
Many people with a hint of intelligence ignored his art considering his art style relied on putting as much flashy shit as possible on a Nintendo 3DS screen that it could barley even handle loading the damn things, but since Pokemon was getting huge amounts of hype around 2013 due to the releases of the Pokemon XXX and Yiff version video games, Joshy somehow gained tons of followers that were attracted to his Pokemon drawings that were pretty much a dime a dozen.
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As his time on art website went on, it became more and more apparent that Joshy was only getting follows because he constantly begged other artists to draw his Mary Sue character and kissing the asses of art n00bs, thus creating a 10th circle of Hell that was populated by circlejerking furries and terrible art.
All was well inside the autistic spectrum.
Until...
Joshy Furret EXPOSED!!
Around June 23, 2015, a furry jew that goes by Pupom made an extensive post on Dumblr that exposed a ton of grimy shit from his past of deceiving and traumatizing young girls on Flipnote Hatena and on Colors 3D..
Why don't take a seat right over there, Joshy?
Most of the users on the Flipnote Hatena website were either pre-teens or young teenagers, Joshy was still in his twenties when he was interacting with them. These weren't just innocent, friendly relationships that would've fine considering Joshy has an IQ of an autistic child, but some of these relationships were straight up fucking creepy. A trait that's common with the relationships is that Joshy would often try to sexually role play with his "girlfriends" involving characters fucking, bragged about how he totally lost his virginity guize and often guilt tripped like a little Bitch every time a girl had enough of his shit. Pupom didn't just make a post exposing him, she made an entire tag so everyone can take turns kicking Joshy's tiny dick with opinions and even a few of his past victims spoke of what Joshy did to them.
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Joshy's Hidden Porn Stash
Of course, what else can complete a perfectly normal relationship with a young child without some good old, graphic, poorly drawn, furry porn? Yes, I shit you not, Joshy actually got together some artfags to draw porn of his Furret character either fucking another character or having said other character sucking Joshy's impossibly large dick.
Did I mention that the characters belonged to young children?
Joshy also participated in a trend where he would make a simple animation using the Nintendo DSi, also called a Flipnote. In this case, he revealed some of his secrets without any regard for grammar, spelling nor dignity.
You see, Joshy isn't just a sexually harassing pedophile, he's also:
- A sex god that was able to legit make a girl orgasm 3 times in one day!
- A guy who prefers talking to girls because boys would try to draw his character getting raped
- Very pervy, but he totally cares for his friends for more than just sex!
- A guy who loves blowjobs.
- A Faggot
Joshy Sperges Out
After Pupom's post went public, Joshy's page was flooded with a shit ton of comments calling him out for his pedo shit. What Joshy surprisingly did next was a sincere and mature apology that not only addressed his obsession with getting rid of his permanent virginity, but also his past of sexually harassing young girls on the Internet, although he was sure he'll never get back the respect he once had, he was at the very least willing to knowledge his mistakes in a calm and dignified manner while promising to never do it again.
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JUST KIDDING, THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!
What Joshy did instead was to draw his Furret character as a nigger while the words "THIS IS TEH END" appear in edgy blood letters. Joshy claimed that he has lost all hope in drawing, he shouldn't have ever come back to the Internet and dismissed all of his past actions as simple mistakes, because we've all at one point in our lives made sexy roleplays with children while drawing furry porn, it happens to the best of us. Shortly after victimizing himself, he deleted almost all of his porn art, causing a good amount of Pupom's post to be useless because no one bothered to archive shit.
KisuChi, Joshy's Current Girlfriend and Biggest White Knight
KisuChi is a 16 year old weaboo, Americunt and Joshy's paid hooker. Like Joshy, her art style relies on filling her painting with sparkly shit in order to achieve the attention whore aesthetic of her paintings while also pandering to popular video game fandoms to get around 850 basement dwellers as her followers. Her art is able to cause severe mental retardation and eventual rotting of the brain if one were to be exposed to her art for far too long, which would explain the huge amount of aspies in the comments sections of her art
When the big mean bullies started to pick on her totally innocent boyfriend, KisuChi decided to make a PSA about how Joshy shouldn't be getting insults hurled at him and that people are making too big of a deal that the fact he sexually role-played with minors and drew porn without the minor's consent. KisuChi ended the PSA by saying that Joshy wanted to do a sincere apology and promised to changed himself and and that she hoped that it would end in a mature manner. Lo and behold, Joshy never sincerely apologized for his actions, unless that chickenshit of a Lincoln Park fan cover was supposed to be the apology itself.
Joshy's Other White Knights
Joshy has over 800 retards that follow him, of course they must defend him from the big mean trolls!
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How to guilt trip 101
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Example of why God hates fags
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Joshy Today
Ever since he was exposed, his reputation has taken a severe buttfuck and became the butt of many penis jokes around the pretentious teen artist community. But Joshy has made several attempts to get spread his asscheecks throughout the entire Internet.
On December 2015, Joshy attempted to become the next PewDiePie by taking on YouTube in order to collect shekels from a larger website. Unfortunately, his reputation of fucking little girls on the Internet did not go away and his videos ended up gaining a low amount of views and a dislike bar bigger than his hairy penis.
On Febuary 4 2016, Joshy made a brand new Colors 3D account due to his old account of over 800 followers being hacked by a person with actual intelligence. Sadly, Joshy’s new account only managed to gain around 100 members of ISIS, less than 1/8th of his prepubescent fanbase. Today, Joshy currently works at a Burger King in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere and can be spotted stroking his neckbeard when he’s around 8 feet away from a minor. No wait, just kidding, he's unemployed in fact he can't even get a job in a movie theater (and he tried). Today, he desperate for minors for him to capture to make into his own prostitutes so he can earn more money for porn stars and more prostitutes.
Where To Find Joshy and KisuChi
- Joshy's DeviantArt
- Joshy's JewTube Channel
- Joshy's Twatter
- Joshy's Colors 3D
- KisuChi's Twatter
- KisuChi's Colors 3D
See Also
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