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You have been raped in the ass by $1.
You were molested for the following reason: $2.
- Your surprise buttsex began on: $8
- Your surprise sex will end on: $6
- Name of rapist's bitch: $7
You may contact $1 or one of the other administrators to whine about the block, or you may submit your appeal on Encyclopedia Dramatica's IRC at irc.encyclopediadramatica.se #ed. There is still a chance that your request will be done.
Your current IP address is $3, and the block ID is #$5. Please include either or both of these in any queries.