Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier

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The perps, bowing their heads in silent prayer to Slenderman

Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier were two young ladies from the good ol' U S of A who tried killing their friend, Payton "Bella" Leutner, to get a High Score in the hopes it would appease a mediocre creepypasta character named Slenderman. Though they stabbed Bella 19 times (in an action Morgan described as "stabby stab stab stab"), their plan ultimately failed when a cyclist founded Bella's body in the woods in Waukesha, Wisconsin and called 911. Morgan and Anissa surrendered to the police and are currently in court awaiting trial for having shit taste in scary stories.

Practice Mode

The two girls had three plans to stab Bella in a park to "Slenderman's mansion" to become their "Proxys." They did this in Practice Mode; which meant that it wasn't quite real life but as more real than not real. Percent of real was about 59%, percent of unreal was about 41%.

• Plan A, Neck Pains

1. Duct tape Bella's mouth. This would do two things: be a nightmare to get off, and prove that duct tape is the solution to everything

2. Stab her neck. Not specifying where they were going to stab results in upmost confusion; causing the heir of Nihilism to appear. A weird beast: the heir of Nihilism is the deity of the Library of Babel; a story in the Broble which all of the people's communication skills get messed up: resulting in the life and the internet.

When the Nihilist deity comes, they will cause all of the languages to become fucked up again so that no court case can take place. In the case of the jury being a "No Debt Casefender" which can repell the heir of Nihilism: it will just give up.

3. Run and find "Slenderman's mansion"

• Plan B, Creep Harder

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• Plan C, This Time it's Personal

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See Also

Slenderman Autism

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