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Scuzz
Scuzz
Scuzz, is a high school drop-out, camwhore, n00b troll, participant in bestiality , suicidal dramatist who lets her mom phone internet harassers and let her take care of her internet problems.
When not taking it up her ass from her dog, she can usually be found trying to n00b troll on IRC Undernet #substance or #dykepals. Other fave chat subjects of this pro-ana attention whore are bashing her ex-boyfriend Johnnyr, flirting with a 34 year old delusional self proclaimed chat personality MrKurtz, trying to look semi-intelligent by mentioning Russian writers every now and then (while in fact, not surprisingly with the amount of heroin she shot the past 2 years, she has the English spelling capabilities of a Paki).
Scuzz's accomplishments online
- Tricking men into sending her store credit at www.nodoubt.com since the age of 13.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT MOM!? <scuzz> I give great blowjobs <scuzz> says everyone Iíve ever blown.
- Trying to n00b troll Tyler (a 30-year-old homosexual, who calls himself a gentleman), by hacking his email (and here), posting nude pics. This guy did nothing to her at all, so this shows what a twisted immoral attention whore she is.
- Making MySpace sites of her dog Romeo and her cat Ferral . Posting sick pictures of herself making out with her dog.
- Letting a 26 year old man (Johnnyr) from #dykepals live with her and her parents when she was just 16
- Trying to harass Johnnyr by constantly telling shit about him, but failing miserably since everybody knows they lived together for 1.5 years.
Scuzz's accomplishements IRL
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- Getting hired as a bellboy in a local hotel...you go girl! Ever try to look feminine? And other low paid jobs only smelly Mexicans qualify for:<scuzz> mrlamont, goodwill doesnít wash the clothes it recieves, so today while i was sorting, i came across old man pants with cum stains
- Getting high on the drugs she stole from her dying grandmother
Scuzz's favourite pastimes
- Shooting heroin
- Browsing youtube searching for Gwen Stefani clips WIND IT UPPPPPPPP
- Deleting her Myspace account every week, too bad that this attempt at getting attention (like her suicide attempts she threatened with online when Johnnyr decided to get the fuck away from this lunatic) failed.
Downfall of a pro ana internet attention whore
After looking for validation online for months after Johnnyr left her, her internet drama empire collapsed. A lulz entry on ED was posted with the drama she pulled off on a daily basis and photos were also uploaded. When the self proclaimed hacker and harasser found out about it, she collapsed. She immediately created a (new) account on ED and tried to delete everything. After a CERTAIN ED admin found out he put it back and tried to find out what the lulz was about. Joining IRC Undernet channels #substance and #dykepals finding scuzz in her natural habitat. she begged the ED admin to please delete everything; she even offered to show herself on webcam. Oh the lulz.
BUT she got busted. It was discovered Scuzz created the first #dykepals entry on ED herself. And after getting laughed at for hours on IRC she couldn't take it anymore and let her mom phone Johnnyr and she begged him to please help her stop the harassing against her daughter.
THE GRANDMOTHER LEGACY
Following the tragic death of Scuzz's dearly beloved grandmother, johnnyr apparently became good friends with her once more. In between shooting up heroin, he decided to jump on IRC to beg for the grandmother reference to be removed, as it was added by someone who "lusts after" him. On joining #jz, he quickly started to lick up to all present, crying the praises of ED and its viewers far and wide across the interbutts. Januszeal agreed to remove the reference if Johnnyr agreed to not edit anything else on the article. Johnnyr agreed and all was well, yet after the revert was complete johnnyr's superiority complex jumped from the shadows and he began to abuse and flame all and sundry, cursing the simple, honest EDiot to hell and back, denouncing them as sociopaths and aspies.
After a couple of bans and butthurt whines, it was decided that the article would be reverted to previous edit, returning the grandmother reference to be viewed by all. He now stalks #ed and #jz, trashtalking, begging for a gline in PMs and slowflooding retarded ASCII.