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Antipsychotic Drug
Antipsychotic Drugs, also known as Neuroleptics (nerve killing), major tranquilizers, and crazy pills are a class of Psychiatric drugs designed to make people STFU IRL. All of the terms have the same meaning, because Psychiatry is hilarious. Mostly the drugs are administered to people with schizophrenia, schizoaffective disorder, your elderly mom and dad, PTSD, depression and internet disease.
Most Antipsychotic drugs are poorly researched, have hundreds of side affects, and develop tolerance over time. Antipsychotics replaced Electro convulsive therapy, Insulin Shock Therapy, Straitjackets, Convulsive Medication, and the lobotomy. Most of the prior methods had little to no therapeutic use to the subject, and were simply for lulz and to make insane asylums quieter.
Typical Antipsychotics
Older Antipscyhotics are called typical Antipscyotics because psychiatrists are not chemists.
"Weak" shit
Chlorpromazine
Chlorpromazine, better known by Americunts as Thorazine, and by britfags as Largactil is the oldest typical
antipscyhotic medication still in use. It was invented by French scientists as a allergy medication in 1933. After it failed as such, it was used as a horse tranquilizer. It is still a popular horse tranquilizer.
In 1951, psychiatrists started injecting it into insane asylum patients against their consent because they could. It turned out that chlorpromazine made batshit crazy people come to their senses and STFU. One person was released from the Asylum after the first trial, which meant he probably should not have been there in the first place.
The amount of jew gold produced of chlorpromazine for Smith Kline and French caused a gold rush for further drugs.
Chlorpromazine, along with Haldol, is known to cause a condition called the Thorazine shuffle, where patients are unable to walk forward due to being "high" as fuck. Being high on Thorazine is generally not fun. Unless you have schizophrenia, or bipolar mania.
If you feel worried, angry, or any strong emotion; Thorazine will take that emotion away. It will probably give you Parkinson disease for the lulz.
Thorazine is considered a low potency Antipsychotic by nerds.
Chlorprothixene
Chlorprothixene, also known as Cloxan, is not used in the USA because of its inability to produce jew gold. It is similar to Thorazine and is used as an Antipsychotic in Germany.
It was invented in 1959 by a company other than Smith Kline and French, and did not get sweet adverts or use in the USA.
Levomepromazine
Levomepromazine is also known as methotrimeprazine and Nozinan. It does pretty much the same thing as chlorpromazine, but with half the strength, triple the Parkinsons disease, and a risk of sudden death. Vital signs should be monitored if someone is on this drug.
It is the weedwacker of Antipsychotics because it fucks up the brain.
Mesoridazine
Mesoridazine (Serentil) was used in the US, but was withdrawn by the FDA due to a high risk of cardiac arrest.
It is still used in Africa by poor people.
Periciazine
Periciazine is sold in places outside the US as Neulactil or Neuleptil. No one has any idea how effective it actually is. It is considered "rather sedating", which means it could knock you the fuck out faster than 20 shots of whiskey.
Promazine
Promazine is not approved for use on humans in the US. Despite that, it still is used on humans elsewhere.
It is also used on batshit crazy animals, such as cats.
Thioridazine
It pretty much kills people. Withdrawn globally, even in Africa, in 2005.
Medium potency
Mid level Antipsychotic drugs are given to people who will not shut the fuck up, but have not yet donkey punched a nurse.
Loxapine
Loxapine is either an typical or atypical Antipsychotic. People who sell and use the drugs are not sure which.
It is most often snorted in a FDA approved snorting form. Credit card not included.
There is little evidence that it was particularly effective in treating schizophrenia.
Despite this, it has a wide array of very serious and potentially lethal side effects, such as death.
Molindone
Molindone works by blocking the effects of dopamine in the brain. It is essential the opposite of alcohol.
It actually has fewer side effects than comparable drugs, and is one of the rare Antipsychotics not associated with harpoons.
Discontinued for its inability to make jew gold
Perphenazine
Also known by humans as Trilafon, it is five times as dank as Thorazine. It is pretty much just really dank Thorzine, with similar side effects.
It is used to make pregnant woman shut the fuck up, and to stop depressed people from hearing strange voices.
Thiothixene
Has a lot of names. It is a forced meme within psychiatry.
Dank Shit
This is what you get if you punch a nurse, troll the ward, write shitty articles, or if the psychiatrist is nostalgic for the days of the lobotomy.
If you see some crazy fuck getting dragged into an ambulance, they are probably getting a needle of the following drugs the moment the door closes.
Droperidol
True to its name, DROPERidol is used for sedation in intensive-care treatment, and anesthesia in surgery. It will stop you from feeling anything. It was invented in 1961 to stop people from flinging literal shit at asylum walls.
It is also known by a bunch of stupid names, such as Inapsine, Droleptan, Dridol, Xomolix, and Innovar.
Works by suppressing dopamine to the point of unconsciousness.
Flupentixol
Mostly used by commonwealth Britfags, Russians, and Africans. Not used in the US because Haldol is cheap.
It is really nasty.
Fluphenazine
Known by Americunts as Prolixin, it is cheap as fuck (20 cents per injection) and is very popular in Africa. It may increase the risk of dying, according to the box, and causes lactation in both males and females. It was invented in 1959, is one of the most used drugs in the world, and we still have no idea how it works. LOL.
Haloperidol
The mack daddy pimp of Antipsychotic drugs better known as Haldol. It is such a badass motherfucker of a drug that the original manufacturer refused to market it. FDA approved in 1967, it was sold to the dudes who make Tylenol because it was too much for Eurofags to handle. Think of it as the Darth Vader of medication.
Side effects include the inability to think, move or live. It can cause patients to roll their eyes into the back of their head like some serious exorcist shit. This usually sends some poor fucker to the ER with little hope, and this side effect is most common in children. (It is used to treat severe autism.)
Can cause epileptic seizures and sudden death. Somewhat sedating.
The inject able form is very popular in American ERs, to the point of being a preinternet meme. If a cop picks you up and thinks you are crazy, you have just purchased yourself a one way Haldol ticket. One injection= 3 weeks assfucking. Enjoy the three week ride to hell and back, bitch. Free samples are available at your local hospital ER.
Pimozide
Pimozide is not as well known as Haldol. It is 70 times more potent than Thorazine, and is more potent than Haldol. It is not as popular as Haldol due to the almost guaranteed side effects. It is used mostly to treat Tourette syndrome.
Also known as Orap. Very sedating. Can be used as an antibiotic from hell.
Prochlorperazine
Known by a bunch of stupid names like Buccastem. Suppresses dopamine, and is used to treat migraines, nausea, chemo vomiting and vertigo. 20 times more powerful than Thorazine.
Thioproperazine
More powerful than Haldol, but only really popular in Canada. More powerful than Haldol but causes breast enlargement in men, smaller tits in women, decreased sexual activity, and general lulz such as decreases in white blood cells and sudden cardiac death.
It is a troll drug, used after every other drug fails.
Trifluoperazine
Used against General Anxiety Disorder. Better known as the Stelazine straightjacket, for it's uses in higher concentration to stop people from being assholes.
Zuclopenthixol
Not approved by FDA americunts. Much more powerful than Haldol, and a single injection is effective for 19 days, and stays in the body for over three months.