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Christian Identity

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Christian is the one name that every Christian denomination professes to be. This includes, but of course is not limited to, neo-nazis and modern day skinheads. Created in the land of wankers and the birthplace of colonial imperialism, its origins evolved from crazies and converted Jews(AKA "British Israelis") of the 1920s and 1930s. Their primary dogma is that the British people are stem cells that blew forth fully formed from the mind of God during a massive migraine caused by divine constipation.

Heavily based on the cocksure ancient Jewish tribe of AshkenNAZI who professed that all British royalty are the mystical descendants of Yiddish King David as opposed to his brother, Prince Syphilus, who ignored the sexual prohibition involving relations with ewe.

This eventually branched off into fuckery and believing that whites of the European continent are of God's flatulence and that anything darker is of Satan's asshole. For the Great White Father in White Heaven so loves the world that He sent His only Jew Son to be born, suffer and die so that for 2,000 years after Xtian children, the world over can enjoy the commercialization of Christmas, Easter Bunnies laying eggs of chocolate repentance and virtually all of the mankind burning in hell or quietly serving their white masters. Therefore yes, when the Christian psychiatrist crazies forcibly ensure that self-made a prophecy of the Apocalypse, followed by white collars and white supremacy prison gangs.

Now you get why 144,000 Christian do be essentially every Christian denomination's envy?

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