Christian Identity

What they actually believe.

Born of living too long in a place where everyone looks like you and believes in the same Ian McKellen in the sky, a ‘’’Christian Identity’’’ is a rampant disorder characterized by a strong belief in holding privilege and the majority. This is usually cemented by not traveling anywhere and using your trust fund for rich people drugs. Unfortunately, in a democracy, majority translates to getting whatever you want. If you can’t, fret not. You can always just buy it! If any liberals or people of color (you know, people you don't identify with) disagree with you: they can’t afford to live in your neighborhood and therefore don’t matter. Man, you sure are Christian and awesome. And really, really high.

Jesus Loves You

First of all, you're white.

	“	Thank god for that shit.	„
	—Louis CK

Statistically speaking, you'll live longer than anyone else. After all, it's statistically proven we would not have statistics without Jesus. You get to live long because god loves you. You have also been delivered from the shitty drugs downtown consisting of 30% Drain-O, 20% Heroin, 40% lint from some guy's couch, and 10% judaism. The inner-city churches never molested you and even if you fuck up everything, as long as you're in someone's will you won't have to work a day in your life. We can't even effectively insult you, you miserable piece of shit.

Quotes

	“	#AllLivesMatter	„

	“	-Some dumb bitch	„

External links

• Their forum[1]
• Their ministry[2]

See also

• Jews - The people they are pretending to be.
• Britain
• America
• Christianity
• Jesus
• God
• Afrocentrism

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