Lil' K

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	“	No you are (last insult he was called)!# ROASTED!	„
	—Lil'K, His comeback for everything, sounds familiar

His skillfully made fursona showcases his amazing talent

Lil'K, also known as Volcanicfire is a middle-school aged closeted faggot, furfag, and all around dick with Unwarranted self-importance and a severe superiority complex. He can be found on his YouTube account, or on his DevianTard account, spewing his bigotry and illogic. Like most furries, he can't resist taking even the shittiest bait and always has to have the final word in everything, making himself look like a bigger jerk than the trolls he encounters.

Every Legend has a Beginning

Likes queers, furries usally experience a deep trauma when they are young and pursue deviant activities becuase of it. Lil'K was raped by his pet dog and his mother repeatly as a child, as a result he has an incredibly large anus, thus accounting for the massive load of shit he puts out. He never went to school, as his comments show because his IQ was too low to enter the special needs academy, during this time, he began masturbating to sexy fox ladies and drawing his original fursona. He founded his YouTube channel, and set out to make a name for himself by defending the rights of furries everywhere and giving them all that they deserve.

ZOMG FURRY HATERS SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES

Being the sperg that he is, he went searching for furry cringe compilcations just so he could defend the people in the video. AT first, he played it cool, saying that he found the video cringy but furries didn't deserve all the hate he got. He then compared fursectution to the Holocaust like an ignorant asshole, and mentioned the chem attacks at Anthrocon aka the funniest prank of the milleneum. A man who will go unnamed commented that the attack was hilarous, and just like that, Lil'K flipped his fucking shit.

"Fuck you! Take some English classes and your mom is fat! Your [sic] retarded!"-A paraphrase of Lil'K, showing off his argumentive skills.

Unphased, the man replied, "he calls me retarded, then makes a your mom joke." But unfortunatly for this poor man, he was no match for the burning machine that is Lil'K, he, without skipping a beat rejoined with his famous: "Furries aren't retarded. You are." At this point the guy left the comment section, since he had more important things to do than argue with a fucktarded furry. Lil'K was sitting on his throne in his shit-filled panties he stole from his sodomized sister's room, wiping the tears from his eyes while convincing himself he'd won, a new challenger appeared.

"Uh...Furfag would disagree with you, Lil'K."

The Ween left shit bait, but since Lil'K's a furry, he took it like a dick he so desperatly craves.

"Oh? So around 5% of furries are autistic? Your "encyclopedia" is bullshit."

"Did you even read it? The number's closer to 80%, but furries have demonstrated that they don't have to be autistic to be fucktarded."

Lil'K couldn't believe his eyes and reacted the only he knew how.

"You know that information is false right? You can be an idiot, but you don't want to be fucktarded."

The troll, full of glee and undoubtably lulzing, wrote back that the links and references didn't lie, and that Lil'K protested too much. Lil'K responded by saying the troll was protesting too much. That's when Mr. Troll dropped the bombshell.

"OK, I read on that page furries are insanely easy to troll, and you verified that claim. In a few days, you can read the article on you, and tell me if it's real or not."

Lil'K didn't respond for 2 hours, presumably so he could DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING on him that could be revealed. After he was sure he was safe from the doxpros, he taunted our hero once more.

""Easy trolling" if you mean trolling us and then we roast you! XD If failed trolling is trolling then I can troll you all the time! ANd I don't love drama, I'm not subscribed to DramaAlert XD."

Take a moment to bask in the glory of his autism, it's almost beautiful. Too bad it had no effect, the troll clearly didn't understand how repeating the last insult was roasting, so he fired back.

"Holy shit! The page also said that furries strut around like they've won! The page IS real!"

"Nice lies! Let's see how they do agains't [sic] my roasts! Also, for your retarded brain, you can't strut over the internet, bird."

Bird.

By this point the troll was horrible confused.

"How are you roasting me?"

So, Lil'K responded in an unhypocritical, logical, and meaningful way.

"How are you a normal person with grammar? Most normal people don't go to school or have grammar."

Clearly bored, the troll responded that Lil'K wasn't making sense anymore, a result of being cornered, the troll left the chat but Lil'K, tears streaming down his pimpled, swollen face declared.

""Clearly corned" , yes, I know, your [sic] corned [sic]. Give up man, I'm completely fine. Here's a "pro" tip [sic] you can't corner someone in the internet...I'm going off smarts in this argument, so stfu."

And then he cried all the way home. His final comment shows that he either missed the irony (calling the troll cornered and then saying "you can't corner someone on the internet), or is autistic by not understanding the metaphor. In one way we must admire this sperg, by the end, the troll had no idea what the fuck was going on, and at least he was smart enough to delete his furporn before the trolls found it, not that it mattered in the end.

holy shit dat nigga at it again

Just when everyone thought it was over, Lil'K came charging back to the battleground, declaring his victory and shouting about his great deeds. The guy who started the trolling was done jerking off and began antagonizing Lil'K while praising the ween. Lil'K declared his richeousness by saying,

"We furries are the best! We have donated so much to charities, mostly for cancer patients, too bad you guys are just selfish dicks."

To which the ween replied, "you donate to transspecies research centres, that doesn't count."

Holy fucking shit in the oven.

"Not just that, we visit kids with cancer too."

What the bloody fuck.

Relizing what he just said, he quickly declared that troll was hallucinating, and stated that he was just playing along.

Despite the trolling intensifing, Lil' K countinues in his arrogant display.

Thoughts on ED

Lil'K really fucking hates ED and has appointed himself the Supreme Leader in the jihad against it. He told the troll the article was horrible, and decided to correct the slander and write an article of his own about the immature "stupid fags" who read this site.

Art "style"

Like most (all) artists of his fandom, Lil'K possesses no talent in drawing, instead tracing animu crap from margenally more talented artists. His fursona is fugly fox-cat thing, and his main subjects are yaoi of Batman and Superman, and he claims on his Tumblr that he's asexual. Right.

How to troll

Trolling Lil'K is so fun and easy! There are two ways. Method 1: Flaming

Step 1: Locate him on a youtube video involving furries, make sure he's defending the fandom.

Step 2: Say something fairly tame but mean about furries (i.e. they suck, they're terrorists, etc.)

Step 3: When he responds, mention this site, and tell him that it's all real.

Step 4: Keep flaming, when he thinks he's won, say something else, it can be about literarly anything.

Step 5: Mock him when he struts his shit like he's won.

Method 2: Criticism

Step 1: Go to his singing video.

Step 2: Calmly and logically explain why he sucks.

Repeat Steps 3-5 in Method 1 when he reponds.

See also

Starlaglam-Another autistic grammar-schooler who was a furry. Internet tough guy-What Lil'K is.

External Links

His YouTube channel with one fabulous video: [1] Notice that children can't be older than 10.

The Cring comp where it all started:

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