Wizard

Wizard may refer to:

The Wizard
Wizard Rock
I put on my robe and wizard hat, a quote from Bloodninja's cybersex logs
A bad NBA team
A person in fantasy or mythology who has studied and practices magic (see fag)
A pejorative term applied to men who are 30 years old Virgin basement dwellers (see wizardchan and you)
Harry Potter - normalfags dream wizard
Imperial Wizard - President of upstanding lynching clubs.
Jesus - performed many magical acts.
Charlie Sheen - Admitted Wizard.
Alan Moore - Insane.

Identifying A Wizard

Not a Real Wizard.

In order to make sure you are in deed dealing with a real wizard and not a jedi, cardboard display, carnie or someone in costume:

Not a Real Wizard.

You can first look for a "bald beard wig". Real wizards have to cover up their massive epic wizard beards with a stage prop simular to a bald wig except worn over the beard.
Secondly look for a "Familiar" which would be an animal compainion. If the person in question has a raven, owl, snake, cat, mudkip, rhino, dog or fish, chances are they are a real wizard.
You have just seen them cast Magic Missile. (likely at you)
If all else fails throw salt in person of questions eyes. Wizards cannot take the anti-magic properties of salt. If the person in question screams in pain followed by reddening of the eyes (also known as the "demon eyes") you know you have a wizard.

Babycakes on Wizards and Spells

	“	The best disgues is old and ugly.Unless you're already old and ugly...then you just act British.	„

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