Wikipedia/Jokes

Obviously, Wikipedia is a fucking joke. However, certain humorless individuals think it is incredibly funny to come up with loads of self-referential in-jokes about their shared shame. Here are some of the most tedious of these attempts at pretending they are all a jolly light-hearted bunch (rather than the truth, which is that the last time anyone touched their genitals was when they were robbed by a pickpocket).

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What Wikipedia is Not

Articles in Wikipedia are often deleted with a clever and witty message attached. These "joke deletions" are a fun activity that users play towards each other- whomever writes the cleverest message gets to delete someone else's article, and the author of said article checks up on it only to find it removed, and promptly dies in various fits of laughter. Uncle G, a particularly annoying admin, invented these colloquial sayings, known as "isnotisms", at least 100 days ago, which are presented in the following format:

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Traditional Wikipedia debate topics.

• Wikipedia is not Wikitruth!
• Wikipedia is not Wiccapedia.
• Wikipedia is not about the size but how you use it.
• Wikipedia is not a fracking image repository (this is of course a lie; check Commons and Wikigraphy).
• Wikipedia is not a place for master debaters but has lots of hot pics for 12-y.o. masturbators.
• Wikipedia is not a dating service, unless you're NathanR, Snopake, Phaedriel, etc.
• Wikipedia is not Uncyclopedia, but it does pwn Uncyclopedia.
• Wikipedia is not headed by little green men but by a man with a little green dick.
• Wikipedia is not a land of milk and honey.
• Wikipedia is not part of a balanced breakfast.
• Wikipedia is not an episode of Law and Order.
• Wikipedia is not a valid reference material.
• Wikipedia is not a Boytaur but has attracted many gender-confused men.
• Wikipedia is not a place for happy people.
• Wikipedia is not above plagiarizing the crap out of everything.
• Wikipedia is in no way wacky pedophilia.
• Wikipedia is not man's best friend.
• Wikipedia is not involved in the Kennedy cover-up (yeah, sure...).
• Wikipedia is not an international crisis, but they like to think they are.
• Wikipedia is not what I put on my toast.
• Wikipedia is not able to endorse domestic violence.
• Wikipedia is not 1337. Not in the least.
• Wikipedia is not to be used under the influence of alcohol.
• Wikipedia is not as tasty as sushi.
• Wikipedia is not vandal resistant.
• Wikipedia is not suitable for minors.
• Wikipedia is not as hot as Luna Lovegood.
• Wikipedia is not a spell-checker but thinks it is.
• Wikipedia did not inhale.
• Wikipedia is not your personal army.
• Wikipedia is not the answer.
• Wikipedia is not dead nigger storage.
• Wikipedia canNOT hold Grawp's GIANT dick
• Wikipedia is not a big truck. (But it IS a series of tubes.)
• Wikipedia is not an American Civil War reenactment.
• Wikipedia is not a feminist conspiracy (due to there being no women)
• Wikipedia is not Wikipedia!.

Tellingly, obsessive listmaking is one of the most reliable symptoms of Asperger's syndrome.

Punchable punchlines

In ED's endless search for truth, justice, disgusting imagery, severed cocks in buckets, and all manner of lulz, we present something that took YEARS to put together. Jokes about Wikipedians, mostly written by other wikipedians. Enjoy.

	“	What is white and gold and black and blue?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What do Wikipedians use for birth control?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	A snail is heading home from work, very late one night. He gets mugged by an arbitrator. The policeman says "Can you describe the guy?" The snail says "I don't know . . . it all happened so fast. But he did smell like Ho-Hos."	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What do Rich Farmbrough and a high class prostitute have in common?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What is the difference between a Wikipedia administrator and a proctologist?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What is the worst part about eating SlimVirgin's pussy?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What's the difference between Arbcom and menstrual blood?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What's the best part of fucking Molly White?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What's the difference between MONGO and a trampoline?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	How do you get a teenaged patroller to stop reporting you to SPI?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What is the difference between a mansion and a 10 year old Wikipedia roads nerd?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What do you call the worthless flesh around a pussy?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	Before your baby died, what did you often fantasize it would become?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What does Fred Bauder's pussy taste like?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What is the best part about having sex with Andrea James in the shower?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	Why did God create Jimmy Wales?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What did Jayjg say to your dead baby?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What turns a Fae into a vegetable?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What is better than having sex with a 10 year old Wikipedian?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What's the difference between KillerChihuahua and a refrigerator?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

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Have a much-needed rest here, to regain your composure after so much merriment, then dive straight into the next set of quotes for even moar!

	“	What do you get when you introduce Erik Moeller to a 10-year-old?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	How do they separate men from boys at the WMF?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What's the most popular pick up line at David Shankbone's house?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	How do you make a ten year old girl cry twice?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What is black and blue and hates to have sex?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	How does a Wikipedia mother know when her daughter is on the rag?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What do you call Fae in a wheelchair?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What's the best part of sex with Ira Matetsky?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What's the difference between Russavia and acne?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What do a tampon and Orlady have in common?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	How do you swat 200 flies at one time?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What's the difference between David Gerard and his girlfriend?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What's the difference between Richard Symonds and his girlfriend?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What's so good about a Fluffernutter blow-job?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	Wanna hear a joke?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	How many Wikipedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What do you get when you cross Elonka with the Pillsbury dough boy?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	What were the best four years of Beeblebrox's life?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	KillerChihuahua, Elonka, and Fluffernutter decide to check their daughters' bags. All 3 of them found condoms in the respective bags. Elonka was stunned and said : "We're a catholic family, It is a sin to have premarital sex." Fluffernutter said "Its good to see my girl is using protection, because prevention is better than cure! KillerChihuahua said: "OH MY GOD, MY DAUGHTER HAS A PENIS"	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

	“	How can you tell which admin is the highest-ranking?	„
	—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)

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See also

The hilarity never ends!

• Illogicopedia
• Uncyclopedia

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