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Wikipedia/Jokes
Moar info: Wikipedia.
Obviously, Wikipedia is a fucking joke. However, certain humorless individuals think it is incredibly funny to come up with loads of self-referential in-jokes about their shared shame. Here are some of the most tedious of these attempts at pretending they are all a jolly light-hearted bunch (rather than the truth, which is that the last time anyone touched their genitals was when they were robbed by a pickpocket).
What Wikipedia is Not
Articles in Wikipedia are often deleted with a clever and witty message attached. These "joke deletions" are a fun activity that users play towards each other- whomever writes the cleverest message gets to delete someone else's article, and the author of said article checks up on it only to find it removed, and promptly dies in various fits of laughter. Uncle G, a particularly annoying admin, invented these colloquial sayings, known as "isnotisms", at least 100 days ago, which are presented in the following format:
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- Wikipedia is not Wikitruth!
- Wikipedia is not Wiccapedia.
- Wikipedia is not about the size but how you use it.
- Wikipedia is not a fracking image repository (this is of course a lie; check Commons and Wikigraphy).
- Wikipedia is not a place for master debaters but has lots of hot pics for 12-y.o. masturbators.
- Wikipedia is not a dating service, unless you're NathanR, Snopake, Phaedriel, etc.
- Wikipedia is not Uncyclopedia, but it does pwn Uncyclopedia.
- Wikipedia is not headed by little green men but by a man with a little green dick.
- Wikipedia is not a land of milk and honey.
- Wikipedia is not part of a balanced breakfast.
- Wikipedia is not an episode of Law and Order.
- Wikipedia is not a valid reference material.
- Wikipedia is not a Boytaur but has attracted many gender-confused men.
- Wikipedia is not a place for happy people.
- Wikipedia is not above plagiarizing the crap out of everything.
- Wikipedia is in no way wacky pedophilia.
- Wikipedia is not man's best friend.
- Wikipedia is not involved in the Kennedy cover-up (yeah, sure...).
- Wikipedia is not an international crisis, but they like to think they are.
- Wikipedia is not what I put on my toast.
- Wikipedia is not able to endorse domestic violence.
- Wikipedia is not 1337. Not in the least.
- Wikipedia is not to be used under the influence of alcohol.
- Wikipedia is not as tasty as sushi.
- Wikipedia is not vandal resistant.
- Wikipedia is not suitable for minors.
- Wikipedia is not as hot as Luna Lovegood.
- Wikipedia is not a spell-checker but thinks it is.
- Wikipedia did not inhale.
- Wikipedia is not your personal army.
- Wikipedia is not the answer.
- Wikipedia is not dead nigger storage.
- Wikipedia canNOT hold Grawp's GIANT dick
- Wikipedia is not a big truck. (But it IS a series of tubes.)
- Wikipedia is not an American Civil War reenactment.
- Wikipedia is not a feminist conspiracy (due to there being no women)
- Wikipedia is not Wikipedia!.
Tellingly, obsessive listmaking is one of the most reliable symptoms of Asperger's syndrome.
Punchable punchlines
In ED's endless search for truth, justice, disgusting imagery, severed cocks in buckets, and all manner of lulz, we present something that took YEARS to put together. Jokes about Wikipedians, mostly written by other wikipedians. Enjoy.
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Have a much-needed rest here, to regain your composure after so much merriment, then dive straight into the next set of quotes for even moar!
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See also
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