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SOS!

Dear Tigercommander, can you please ban these people who're continuously harassing me because I apparently disobeyed a "popular" artist on deviantFART. These users are "U Mad Bro" and "TheDOSFag" Your typical ED article writer, RudeWriter

PS This is the crime scene that happened. Also, their trolling skills suck ass cheeks For some fucking reason they keep thinking I'm "Anna". They're really dumb too. RudeWriter 20:19, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

Harassments?! OH NOES!
Don't forgot this "crime scene" too: Gegabyte
PS - How are those death threats you made workin out for ya? :D
--U Mad Bro 20:34, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

False Attack Article

So, we came across some Trolls/WhiteKnights from faggot ass DeviantART who can't accept the truth from someone else who really deserves a real ED page because, of their bad attitude towards others and blames them for no reason. I came across another fake attack article which is stirring more and more drama as we speak. Want the link? Here ya go- https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gegabyte Might want to grab of Pop Corn because, "U Made Bro" or aka Coffee--Pot (Cunt--Pot) from DA is making a huge fuss because somone else got to her first on ED for her bad behavior. I hope this false information helps to get reported "again", thanks.  — Preceding comment added by MisterSlendorMan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

U Mad Bro is not coffee--pot, and he's been here long before your shittily written article was ever created. ••General Niggerson   23:54, 25 March 2015 (EDT)
Cocks  Tigercommander 01:13, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

why

i was emo that day. :P -hipcrime   16:12, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

Hi

I'm just gonna leave this here   --U Mad Bro 12:23, 31 March 2015 (EDT)

leaving this here also (apparently it bothers you as well)

--U Mad Bro 12:36, 31 March 2015 (EDT)

I have no idea why Weev's drug addled IRC chat sessions are supposed to make you angry either, but apparently they do. I kind of assumed that maybe you don't have a scroll wheel on your mouse or something and that was the reason your "master plan" including dumping a giant swath of incoherent text onto my talk page... well, in any case, I'm sure you have your reasons for being overly ass mad about it. --U Mad Bro 12:50, 31 March 2015 (EDT)
Interesting, so apparently I made you so horribly ass flustered that you felt the need to actually read all that incoherent mess in order to try and refill yer empty lil "treasure box" of self-esteem. I mean, you actually sat the fuck down and read through like 10 pages of some random guy named Zewb getting verbally smacked around by... well, to be honest I can't even really say for certain whether that's even me, but regardless, you specifically sat yer fat ass down and read the whole gawd damn thing just to try and feel better about how ass mad I made you... wow... just... WOW! :D
--U Mad Bro 13:03, 31 March 2015 (EDT)
Oh are you giving up already? Tsch, tsch, tsch... dats too bad, I was hoping maybe you could keep me entertained for the entire morning at least. Oh well, as half-assed as you are it's not a surprise. I mean yer so fuckin stupid you don't even know what the Forer Effect is. Hurr de durr! --U Mad Bro 13:08, 31 March 2015 (EDT)
I briefly skimmed over it, I'm not sure what the hell you were reading, but... lol...
"<Onideus> Weev, your "insults" are about as meaningful as your life (ie not)."
I should go through the whole thing, I bet there's some good material I could recycle into some articles.
It doesn't look like Weev struggled much though... pity, it's hard to expand and evolve my work unless the person actually tries to struggle. If they just sit there and take it like a little bitch it's not nearly as fun.
I'm not sure what this "Internet fame" you speak of is, but I'm just happy people no longer think I'm the owner of the site. Obscurity really is much more favorable. My motto is... never do to anyone what you can have someone else do for you. :D — Preceding comment added by retarded fat loser (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

the last time

last warning. U dont ban contributing users. U dont have arbchats without me and u stop being a fucking usi modfaggot. Last warning. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:18, 1 April 2015 (EDT)

the last time

last warning. U dont ban contributing users. U dont have arbchats without me and u stop being a fucking usi modfaggot. Last warning. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:18, 1 April 2015 (EDT)

Shit bro

Thank you extremely much for featuring fiero on the front page. Sincerely, thank you thank you thank you thank you! you rock mate! --TROLAHOAR (talk) 15:24, 1 April 2015 (EDT)

  • yeah i tried looking in to that but I couldn't figure it out lel sorry--TROLAHOAR (talk) 15:55, 1 April 2015 (EDT)

Hitler is badd mon

Yes   Agent Otter Whiskers   15:59, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

re: How dare you

I dare.   Agent Otter Whiskers   16:08, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

you know that

Hell March started with C&C Red Alert on the side of the Soviets, right? —  VX  06:24, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

improve or ignore

never delete, stupid fuck —  VX  04:57, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

weaselboy

  Hi Tigercommander! I just wanted to say your edit is sad but true.
Have a Weasel Boy
 

  reply 07:33, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

template:story

have a look at User_talk:Hipcrime#Story_Template and see if adding the 1= made it do what you wanted. <3 -hipcrime   12:19, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Deleted article

I'm just older and less energetic now. I sometimes think to myself: "Wow, I'm still doing this. When does it stop?" --JuniusThaddeus 15:42, 7 April 2015 (EDT)

Yeah I know bro

I will look in to how to do that, I just hadn't figured it out yet. Sorry, kinda an autistic moment for me. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 19:18, 8 April 2015 (EDT)


hope someone will teach you perl

I won't. —  VX  12:01, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

foty fyi

I didn't write that about myself, I was undoing some blanking that boudica did when she was mad at me like a month ago, but w/e not gonna fight about it Gretchen 02:22, 16 April 2015 (EDT)

Buckfagging

He did this.   CobaltCat 02:39, 22 April 2015 (EDT)

Would you mind if I heiled for just a second?

HEIL HITLER   A Fucking Box 07:58, 22 April 2015 (EDT)

sekrit logs

yah im uploading them onto **gg***r.ru, forum was being gay and wouldnt let me start a pm --Likeicare 05:25, 2 May 2015 (EDT)

ilu2 bby

<3  — Preceding comment added by hipcrime (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Tigercommander irl

  Mewjahid :3 --Boudica 15:14, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

Meow   CobaltCat 15:25, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
<3  Tigercommander 15:39, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
one day come visit me and my princess, Henrietta, in Sacramento. :) -hipcrime   16:10, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
I will but you must convert to Islam or i will behead you  Tigercommander 16:20, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

Any more pics of those kittens?--Boudica 21:09, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

Yes, but ED is not Imgur so i'll send them to you later on IRC  Tigercommander 01:14, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

your AIDS

check your results in two weeks. :P -hipcrime   19:17, 28 May 2015 (EDT)

younow lawsuit

Is this shit real Uberfukken 02:33, 10 June 2015 (EDT)

About the VD

If you were gonna give it to me, I wouldn't mind having it for July, like for the stuff I did as a user and EDitor, or even how fast I went from EDitor to sysop. :) 1sam234 19:20, 27 June 2015 (EDT)

oh he mad

I think this is the guy who has been vandalising the Kill The Faggot article.   CobaltCat 05:47, 4 July 2015 (EDT)

Have a guess

Go on.   (talk) 16:04, 25 July 2015 (EDT)

Deepthroat

Because bitches who don't deepthroat ain't worth keeping.   CobaltCat 15:29, 17 August 2015 (EDT)

But I like mine being licked from the tip instead..  Tigercommander 15:39, 17 August 2015 (EDT)
My GF can get it balls deep, she is a keeper. --Mantequilla (talk)   16:01, 17 August 2015 (EDT)
>tfw no fellating gf   (talk) 16:34, 17 August 2015 (EDT)
Say.. You don't happen to be a wizard by chance lulzkiller do you?  Tigercommander 16:37, 17 August 2015 (EDT)
Bitches love my wand   (talk) 17:11, 17 August 2015 (EDT)

Neva Forget

I already archived it so I made it a link to the page. Sorry for inconvenience.   (talk) 15:01, 22 August 2015 (EDT)

<3  Tigercommander 15:05, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
There's a reason you liked me.   (talk) 15:09, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
marry me <3  Tigercommander 15:13, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
I'll marry Hannah and we can double team vio.   (talk) 15:16, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
Gay marriage is forbidden. So how about you both kill yourselves, so you can meet up in heaven?   CobaltCat 15:17, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
LOL there is no afterlife. I was suggesting doubleteaming bitches instead, I don't want no homomarriage.   (talk) 15:23, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
Double teaming is gayer than sucking dick.   CobaltCat 15:25, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
It's not gay if the balls don't touch  Tigercommander 15:28, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
It is. The other is just a myth by the gays, in order to convert you into them.   CobaltCat 15:32, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
I'm talking about spit roasts here.   (talk) 15:40, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
Can't you both fuck off of my talk page  Tigercommander 15:45, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
No.   CobaltCat 15:46, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
fu both i'm going to sleep  Tigercommander 15:47, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
You aint staying for aspie night on cytube?   (talk) 15:48, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
No i only go there to spam anyway  Tigercommander 15:49, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
It's the Kiwi/EDF collab tho.   (talk) 15:49, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
No i'm too edgy for that, gnite  Tigercommander 15:54, 22 August 2015 (EDT)
Pussy.   (talk) 15:57, 22 August 2015 (EDT)

deleting articles

why are you acting like you're new? dont delete content unless its outright dox etc

if you dont like it, make it better --Likeicare 05:52, 26 August 2015 (EDT)

you don't know anything but
zaiger will just come around and delete it himself and you will look bad
hf baby  Tigercommander 06:53, 26 August 2015 (EDT)

lol i highly doubt it, zaiger is the #1 proponent of not deleting content --Likeicare 08:17, 26 August 2015 (EDT)

HAL

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:HAL&diff=778415&oldid=755838

See wikipedia:2001:_A_Space_Odyssey_(film). --JuniusThaddeus 07:41, 26 August 2015 (EDT)

Russia

hi, thanks for cleaning that up... i got distracted. :^) -hipcrime   12:28, 28 September 2015 (EDT)

I did it for mother Russia  Tigercommander 12:35, 28 September 2015 (EDT)

Nigger

You asshole.If you were going to leave,you could have at least said goodbye.We are friends after all.<3--Boudica 03:33, 22 October 2015 (EDT)

Shoot me an email sometime. [email protected]Boudica 23:16, 22 October 2015 (EDT)

  reply 09:38, 22 October 2015 (EDT)

بِسْمِ اللهِ الرَّحْمٰنِ الرَّحِيْمِ

May peace be upon you and you experience success in paradise, or wherever you are. AlGore 08:07, 7 May 2016 (EDT)

-  (Al Gore) 12:54, 11 October 2016 (EDT)