User talk:Phobos/Archive 1

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>Phobos

>New user

Also, who's that scrub you're edit warring with? Mike the Great (talk) 03:09, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

	“	condensed ball of teenagers trying to feel better about themselves after TODD just had to point out hey they smelled like "fartlunch" AGAIN after third period	„

didnt you feel embarrassed, writing this? like, did you feel any shame writing a furious diatribe including the word "fartlunch" after someone called you a tryhard? you might as well have just called them "gay faggots who drink seemen and liek it in the pooper". don't worry, though, i'll fix it later. just try not to be so...juvenile. --SLANvot 12:33, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

I wrote that because I knew thats how easy it is to upset you people. That is the bar. "Fartlunch" -=- Phobos 12:34, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

I seriously doubt that. It sounds more like you were trying hard to offend us and running out of ideas. JEWS^✡ 12:56, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Good thing its on the article then. Why dont you go hang out some more with your good friend IHM some more? -=- Phobos 13:00, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

wait, so you sucked on purpose? did you suck on purpose for the rest of it too? ahaha, that's ED quality nowadays. anyway, keep on trying, phobbay. i know you will --SLANvot 19:11, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

LOL

LOL they actually though I was you lolololololol -NKO 13:03, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

IRC Logs

Any reason why you moved {{chatlogs}} and the log I added? I'm inferring that you're trying hard to support some thesis with your set of logs, but why remove {{chatlogs}}? JEWS^✡ 13:39, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Hey

you should ask zaiger for editor because I bet he'd give it to you and you could roflstomp those protections. Mike the Great (talk) 17:42, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

totally agree. --Andrés

^(talkplx) 17:43, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

I will def do that. -=- Phobos 17:44, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

789 chan article shit

are you done with that article yet so it can be unprotected | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 21:41, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

WhoreosAndMilf dated Chris Chan

Heather Dalley + 1(434) 979-0826 1310 Oxford Cir Charlottesville, VA 22903-1404 Age: 25 Parents: David G Dalley, Joann D Dalley

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Wallflower

KrappleGuy and the rest of the legi0n idiots thought it would be cool to add someone to staff who "trolled" Chris Chan. Coffee Mug 10:17, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

Hey man

Not trying to enforce things here, but 2007 was five years ago. I would've been shocked by the good ol' kittens then, but now it's just a shoulder shrug. Just saiyan. - 22:14, 2 November 2012 (EDT) Ok -=- Phobos 22:14, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

Also, Adblock for Chrome just blocks it for me anyway. Really not doing much outside of reverts, man. - 22:16, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

Your article

Why don't you edit it yourself, instead of sending other people to do it for you? Julaaayyy 12:02, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

Seconded. This just shows weakness, in the face of calling others weak. Sounds a lot like France, doesn't it? - 20:34, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

Mirror Request

Hi, I'm the wrong person to talk to about anything video related, I EDit at work which has filterblocks and at home I only have a fagberry... you'll be better off asking someone in IRC imo, sorry. - Mr.Jonzz 11:25, 9 November 2012 (EST)

Lol

Hey b, can you plz refrain from using the rollback button plzkthx NKO 00:37, 10 November 2012 (EST)

you should have been a sysop

I vote phobos for sysop NKO 00:46, 10 November 2012 (EST)

fgt

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

 | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 17:41, 12 November 2012 (EST)

Sup

••General Niggerson 01:20, 20 February 2013 (EST)

Hi

Go fuck yourself. --Hemlock 16:44, 5 March 2013 (EST)

...

Good job with consistant edit warring! I award you with a catgirl!

••General Niggerson 18:51, 5 March 2013 (EST)

What the fuck is going on? oddguy 19:04, 5 March 2013 (EST)

AOTN double feature

Hipcrime suggested Social Justice should be an AOTN double feature. It's perfect! File:SocialJusticeRoar.jpg made me laugh! Sadly it's not exaggerating. Please improve on the preview for the Main Page if you feel it's necessary. Later I'll see if I can locate additional images ^reply 09:26, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

If you ever get bored I'm lurking in #ED-Logging. Also have a look at this link. It's practically bursting with social justice lulz http://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/ Schnookums 20:20, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

RE: Aush0k

Yeah. I can see what being AOTN material. So we don't get lynched it needs some major cleanup. Writing isn't my thing. But I will do other janitor stuff and proofread. Thoughts? 12:35, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

Web browser: http://chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.wtfux.org&channel=#wiki
IRC client: irc://irc.wtfux.org/wiki

See me in #ED-Logging and we'll chat there 12:40, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

Almost impossible to tell that Aush0k was a crap article! Looking good 15:11, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

Aush0k

ok, i will feature it. the existing aotn for tomorrow is already set and had been moved once before, so i was hesitant, but i will take your word for it and make it aotn for tomorrow. <3 -hipcrime 23:52, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

hi Phobos. would you plz trim the blurb for me? it's a little long and u seem to know more about the subject. :) -hipcrime 00:25, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

yep, it's on the mainpage in this timezone. -hipcrime 00:39, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

/)(\ -hipcrime 01:20, 25 April 2013 (EDT)

Not Sure What You're Doing

Really don't give a shit to be honest, but it looked fuck-headed, so I reverted it. Don't do it again, mmmk? ^__^

--Onideus 16:19, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

<NotMrJonzz> lol • Mr.Jonzz 16:22, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

What did Onideus just say? ••General Niggerson 16:32, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

I'm not sure what snitty little bitch fight they've got going on, but quite frankly I really, REALLY don't give a fuck. I think somebody obviously needed a "time out" though. Hopefully in three days they can calm down and stop...doing whatever fuckheaded thing it is they're trying to accomplish... *shrugs*

--Onideus 16:35, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

Nah I think I'll remain unbanned. - phobos

Busted

Indisputable proof that Onideus is a liar. Also still laughing that he's in his 40's and wears diapers. NAMBLA member, allegedly. God I love this place. 20:59, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

General Theory of Lulz article

when will you start that up? Me Ne Frego! 01:37, 18 July 2013 (EDT)

hi

long time no see. xoxo 22:53, 8 December 2013 (EST)

Been on IRC the whole time lol. - Phobos 00:40, 9 December 2013 (EST)

Yeah, I just lurk in #ed-logging. 00:56, 9 December 2013 (EST)

sup

The fact that puddles hates you, and thinks I'm you, is already a few points in your favor. wazzup fgt? Crotch sniffing fetus fucker 23:16, 9 April 2014 (EDT)

I see you've been a busy bee.

Keep doing what you're doing. It flushes my face and makes me turgid. Turbogook 20:43, 27 July 2014 (EDT)

phoboslol

irlol xo -hipcrime 15:22, 18 August 2014 (EDT)

yw bb. it's an orgy tonight. i have omitted Meepsheep out of respect for his waifu. :3 -hipcrime 01:47, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

This is so much gayer than I am. Lolin over puddles' hashed butt --NekoArc 01:52, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

That nigga is losing it mentally, schizophrenia BUCKWILD - Phobos 01:53, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

you dislike?

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Forgive me Boudica 12:52, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

Oh yes definitely - Phobos 17:05, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

Reader is teh best at shoops. You are still butthurt yes? As for the photo, I admit it does wound my pride greatly. I have been exposed as a shit admin :( I am a vain girl. Boudica 18:43, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

I am however,pleased to see you bothered to do a little research on me Boudica 19:07, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

Why would I be jealous of a severely obese weeaboo? I am severely obese? Take a look at my pic.
Also do you have logs that support your boring accusations? Genuinely confused here. What am I accusing you of?
I noticed you reverted all the edits I made displaying the actual truth Do you know what wiki you're on?
I'm sure it really chaffes your fat folds lol Obsessively lurking on the forums.lol
Boudica 19:41, 20 August 2014 (EDT) Yes please show me this mythical fat girl angle shot of yours. As for ongoing attempts to suck up to EDF I dunno lol why are you? Do you know what wiki this is? - Phobos 19:46, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

Also do you have logs that support your boring accusations? Genuinely confused here. What am I accusing you of?
Answer the question first, artificial girl.Also,lurking and not being able to find my pic.lol Boudica 19:50, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

It would seem you have an intolerance to about 700kb worth of changes to your unfunny sperging. What's the matter? Not interested due to attending plebe school, jelly I make more money with a tenth of the effort, or are you just that desperate to try that fucking hard lol.

>Implying I ever visit EDF or wish to search for your picture. Hahahaha - Phobos 20:00, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

This is just sad.I'm out. Boudica 20:02, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

>implying I sleep --Boudica 01:41, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

ur gonna do that rn?--Boudica 01:46, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

No I have things like not staring endlessly at RC to attend to. Tomorrow is pretty open for me however. - Phobos 01:48, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

I'm excited.I'll check right when i get back from skool--Boudica 01:50, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

Dont get the shit beat out of you before 5th period it will affect your ability to care too hard. - Phobos 01:51, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

Nothing will do that.Noone beats the shit outta me.im real strong--Boudica 01:53, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

A real strong cocksucker - Phobos 01:55, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

Don't your type of people consider that a compliment?--Boudica 01:57, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

What type of people would that be or do you just assume you know everything about the world at the age of 12? - Phobos 01:59, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

u think im 12! few years off there--Boudica 02:00, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

Oh sorry I meant 9 - Phobos 02:01, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

u kept getting colder.mhm.imma sysop.real experienced.mhm--Boudica 02:03, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

Thats funny I dont remember you and I cant seem to find anything of worth you've ever done - Phobos 02:05, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

oh ur just saying that.surely youve done some digging--Boudica 02:06, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

No in fact I haven't because I've never cared to learn anything about you due to your rampant troll shielding - Phobos 02:07, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

but that just proves u found out. plus the pic from the forums--Boudica 02:08, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

It's pretty easy to just observe that you are a fat faggot and that you have a severe hard on for any material you can lay your sausage fingers on. That's not research that's just first impressions. - Phobos 02:10, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

So you did find my contribs! Plus, u would only know i was fat if you checked edf!--Boudica 02:14, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

I know you are fat based on the fact that you spend all your time online - Phobos 02:17, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

but u had the screencap and everything--Boudica 02:20, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

I dont recall. It seems you have far more interest in it than I - Phobos 02:21, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

u bothered to upload it tho--Boudica 02:22, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

Three seconds is the lowest amount of bothered I've ever heard of. I'll enjoy eviscerating you shortly - Phobos 02:23, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

I get a writeup!--Boudica 02:25, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

You're nobody why would anyone write about you? - Phobos 02:29, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

it would be no different than any of your other articles.what r u gonna do then--Boudica 02:30, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

Ive got a much longer history of writing articles than you. Try again. - Phobos 02:35, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

incoming transmission

RECON IS TEAM PHOBOS
<3 phobos

VX • 02:36, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

: > - Phobos 02:43, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

Grats

Grats on making admin Phobos. Choose your weapon.

Talk | Contribs 03:39, 18 September 2014 (EDT)

All of the above, thank you sir <3 - Phobos 03:40, 18 September 2014 (EDT)

STOP FLOODING THE CHANGES

KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE FLOODING! BOTH OF YOU! Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 23:13, 18 September 2014 (EDT)

LOL ^reply 15:46, 19 September 2014 (EDT)

Amazing quote from an AMAZING ADMIN - Phobos 15:49, 19 September 2014 (EDT)

Fucking christ, give it a rest already. It was funny the first few times, but now the pair of you are spamming recent changes to the point where all that shows up after awhile is you two being shitheads. Talk | Contribs 01:27, 20 September 2014 (EDT)

It's not cartoons.-Boudica 01:38, 20 September 2014 (EDT)

Damn you are ugly

Only thing worse than being a tranny is being a buttass ugly tranny, huh? Gretchen 02:57, 22 September 2014 (EDT)

Gretchen is just butthurt at getting thrown under the bus now that I'm not posting on the forums. That's what I call poetic justice. ^reply 07:49, 22 September 2014 (EDT)

That's nice Gretchen. Enjoy being ridiculed endlessly at your Internet home. - Phobos 16:49, 22 September 2014 (EDT)

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.es/threads/we-need-a-new-911-a-new-pearl-harbour.18907/page-14#post-610458 vermin 00:41, 23 September 2014 (EDT)

I saw it. I don't need you to prove anything mang. Not my enemy not my problem, etc. - Phobos 00:50, 23 September 2014 (EDT)

dox

vermin is a pathological liar.I was not trying to dox you,this is about sickpuppy
Check it. --Boudica 21:51, 23 September 2014 (EDT)

Lol but you were the one who posted it for everyone to see. Explain to me again why I should not burn and salt your presence from the net? - Phobos 21:58, 23 September 2014 (EDT)

"Take your faggotry and USI back to the wiki.gtfo" pretty strong words Boudica - Phobos 22:01, 23 September 2014 (EDT)

Again, I was only trying to prove vermin msged me first.It just happened to be a coincidence "your" dox was what he msged me with. I knew that this info was common knowledge,considering it was on the wiki.Thus,fine to share. Do you see?--Boudica 22:10, 23 September 2014 (EDT)

keep trying, boudica. give it all you got. i already established my respect for phobos, and my lack of respect for you. but keep trying to turn people on me because you got hardcore exposed as a fucking numbskull. you played right into that shit by posting it in the forum. "do you see?" i see your pitiful attempt at turning people on me to fight your battle, unfortunately they're much wiser than you. vermin 23:38, 23 September 2014 (EDT)

Keep backpedaling.It's really working out for you.--Boudica 23:50, 23 September 2014 (EDT)

lol you're trying so hard. however, i'm done giving you attention. it's to the point where it's just sad so i won't be playing along with your games anymore. unfortunately for you, phobos is not a thick-headed noob like you are. thanks for writing me into the hall of epic tho. :> vermin 00:02, 24 September 2014 (EDT)

Test

TEST TEST TEST - Phobos 22:57, 27 September 2014 (EDT)

Okkie

I'm not good at IRC but okay I'll come visit. oddguy 14:04, 7 October 2014 (EDT)

Can you feel the BELLS motherfucker!? oddguy 17:22, 9 October 2014 (EDT)

THESE BELLS ARE UNREAL DAWG - Phobos 21:29, 9 October 2014 (EDT)

Gadget

Well, just minutes before the user, who made the account claiming it should be taken down, was ræped by boss cat. CobaltCat 03:50, 29 November 2014 (EST)

Uh Oh, Looks Like You're All Angry Again

Apparently you missed Zaiger's memo. :D --U Mad Bro 11:15, 13 January 2015 (EST) Lol whatever you say Onideus I'm going to revert everything you do because I know it infuriates your autistic soul. - Phobos 11:18, 13 January 2015 (EST)

Why do I think I'm Onideus? I steal more stuff from Alex and Brr than I do from Onideus. :D

--U Mad Bro 11:19, 13 January 2015 (EST)

Whatever you say Onideus - Phobos 11:20, 13 January 2015 (EST)

Does Onideus make you the most angry Phoebe? Let's see how does that go... ^____^

Mmmm, that's actually probably more Berry than Onideus though. Let me try this... You cluster cock shitting tweenage diaper molesting fucktard! ^____^

There, that's more Onidues I think. --U Mad Bro 11:28, 13 January 2015 (EST)

"Okay" "Neat" I care" - Phobos 11:30, 13 January 2015 (EST)

--Ezstick76 11:32, 13 January 2015 (EST)

just gonna sit here and watch--Ezstick76 11:22, 13 January 2015 (EST)