User:Mcaloonf/Ant farm

A.N.T Farm

A.N.T Farm is one of the latest of a stream of shit productions to spawn from Disney in recent years. It is also Disney's copy of iCarly and Victorious. The show features a bunch of lolis and an odd young male with supposed "talents" exploring the world of high school. The show has been criticized as unrealistic, as no drugs, underage drinking, or rape have been featured yet, and we all know that these are everyday high school features. Combined with a stereotypical auto-tuned theme song, this show will no doubt be a hit with 9001% of the Disney audience.

Characters

• Chyna - An African American with a supposed musical talent (which is not obvious from her singing at any point) who occupies high school days getting into mischief which does not fly with me... Srsly someone should sort her out. Clearly they're against Walt Disney's will, as he is a known racist.

• Olive - Dumb white blonde bitch who's also very bipolar.

• Fletcher - A hipster artist who is the "joker" of the pack. Spends time making wax models of Chyna so that he can fap furiously to them. He also enjoys drawing furries to post on deviantART.

• Angus - Armed with super 1337 C0MPU73R 5K1LLZ!!!!OEN1!!!11!!!11! A future basement dweller, he is never seen away from a computer and spends time photo-shopping pictures of the cast which he posts anonymously on /b/, much to their delight. Also he is abnormally fat.

• Gibson - A manchild and the school's counselor.

• Principal Skidmore - If you're wondering if you've seen her before, she's basically the same principal from iCarly (they're even played by the same actress). Typical jew due to her many attempts to save as much money as possible.

• Cameron - Chyna's aspie brother.

• Lexi - A combination of Trina and Jade from Victorious.

• Paisley - Dumber than dumb, she actually is so much of a stereotypical bimbo that she makes Olive look like a genius with a photographic memory.

See Also

• Hannah Montana
• High School Musical