TheWetRabbit

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TheWetRabbit is a 38-year-old pedophile babyfur who resides on deviantART and FurAffinity, and will rape your eyes with Photoshop filters in his pictures, fuck your ears with amazing music, then persecute EDiots and Trolls by doing what he does best.

His Epic Quest Against ED

STFU.

Please - for fucks sake - STFU.

TheWetRabbit first came to attention with his anti-ED journals. He happens to be a friend of Knuffy, who told him about all the butthurt he got!

	“	Oh really? Wisdom from an total tard... now how novel a thing is that, I ask you? Heh. But really...It's a shame such punks aren't shut down and taken too court. Because, as I understand it, even cyber harassment IS a crime punishable by law.	„
	—TWR

	“	ED is a site custom made for the drama making, scene whore, gutless wonder poser types that run the show over there. How would THEY like it if people got a hold of all the personal info of the top people over there and plastered it all over the web for people to see?	„
	—Captain Butthurt

	“	Fiction - ED thinks that I "think" their talentless tards "conspiring against him" (meaning me). Fact - I don't "think" ED is talentless tards, I KNOW they are. As for conspiring against me, this would somehow indicate that I somehow am afraid of them. Nothing could be further from the truth.	„
	—TWR. BAWWW

	“	See, while this will surely come as a shock to ED, and also maybe those with no taste as well, "humor" in the truest sense of the phrase, does not involve something as totally devoid of humor or good taste as trolling.	„
	—You tell 'em, girlfriend.

He can't go for a second without being a riot.
How to cope with being wrong.
ONE HUNDRED. FUCKING. INCHES. LONG.
Watch out, ED!
Really, watch out.
-Punches computer-
It sure is suspicious...

TWR's Response to this Article

Hundreds and thousands of words.

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ED says: You tell 'em, girlfriend

WR Punches special ED full force dead in their fugly face, they fall to the ground and WR says:

You tell 'em toothless bloody face. You tell 'em hospital emergency room candidate. You tell 'em gutless wonder. You tell 'em bear trap using, dead squirrel abusing, wastes of space/oxygen and internet bandwidth.

You live only to pull stupid lulzy tricks and mind games on others... then when you find that it doesn't work out for you, you're left looking even stupider than you normally look, (And that is DEFINITELY saying something considering how stupid your normally look to begin with).

„

—ITG

	“	Despite what those of you choosing to love ED seem to think...it is NOT an opinion it is a FACT...ONE HUNDRED..PERCENT..FACT...that ED has intentionally singled out countless member of the furry fandom who did NOTHING and yes I MEAN NOTHING...to them first. If you can't or don't want to believe that, then please STOP reading this RIGHT NOW.	„
	—ALL CAPS

EDiots Are Talentless Tards; What About Him?

To say something like that, it must be because he's really talented, right? Right?

Right?
...
Talented indeed.
Anyone and their grandma can do animations like this.
This is art progress?!
BAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Only a Fur

But who is TheWetRabbit when he is not being an Internet superhero?

Self-explanatory
Trouble at home :(
So many unanswered questions.
Holy shit, this thing is short.
Fur, fur, fur, fur, fur...
Never in his 37 years has he ever felt true love.
Ever.
His life is so hard.
This is why he can't have nice art.
This is why he can't have true love.
Off fighting other forces of evil...like evil AUPs that say you can't have screenshots in your gallery.
Musical!
Tests!
Oh, that explains it.
Good to know.
Fighting the good fight

Merry Christmas, Wet Rabbit!

He has a special delivery for you.
There's more where that came from.
Quit leaving dead animals on my porch!
Drawn from life.
And here's moar!
Nice aim.
Lookin' sharp, Wetty.
TWR is loved so much, the gifts just keep pouring in!
DAAAAH I DID A POOPIE! Teehee, this was done in the GIMP too.
Better late than never.
He shits rainbows

He shits rainbows

No More Wet Rabbit?

It seems that the other day, our dear furry friend has blanked his DA account and blanked all the comments. But all is not lost. By the way, the last journal entry in this gallery shows a list of people he wanted banned. The list totals to no more and no less than eighty-six users. Three of those users are administrators (namely, chix0r, lolly, and moonbeam13)! Madmantyke (FiztheAncient) also makes a cameo appearance on the list.

And things were looking so promising, too...
IAWTC
Some tl;dr on the situation and a Michael Jackson quote.
Moar furfag hate.
TWR finally admits defeat, blames the Admins for not protecting him, does a internet tough guy routine, and makes list of all the people he wants banned. Congratulations to all who made it.

PROTIP: Real men settle disputes with words, not fists and knives. TWR wouldn't know this as his balls never dropped, though.

His FurAffinity gallery is still active.

Also, in case anyone has yet to notice, he has changed accounts on FurAffinity to his now called 'PhloppyBunny' account. He continues to stir up drama, as per usual, and attack people on claims he doesn't even know exist.

Beyond DA

Recently, TWR has begun spreading faggotry across YouTube while continuing his War On Lulz. In addition to involving himself with zoophile Wolfeedarkfang, TWR has issued a set of guidelines on how to be a True Furry, as well as helpful tips on keeping profiles safe from trolling.

After a brief period of relative silence, WetRabbit decided he would launch his plan of attack against the trolls that took YouTube from him. However, he didn't find the support amongst the Furry population that he had so desperately desired, and thus soundly concluded that the trolls have obtained victory over them, the reality being that furries are rightfully disgusted with his behavior. As on DA, over time other furries requested that WetRabbit refrain from his crusade, to which he respectfully disagreed. Well thought out and strongly worded messages were sent to everyone with an opposing viewpoint.

Before long, he had accused at least several furries on YouTube of supporting several trolls he so despises. In this incident, he got in a dispute with former friend and once-hardcore supporter EnslavedByDragons, after TWR discovered that he was friends with a troll whom he despised. While trying to discuss the conflicting opinions civilly, TWR went off on a 10 message, 10-30 paragraph long rant for literally four straight hours.

He then, in a last fit of rage upon realizing he had alienated what little support he had gained up to that point, had his YouTube account closed due to failure.

Che Guevara enjoyed pissing himself as well.
Since, as we all know, all real Furries don't understand clever humor.
"But I'm not scared of them!"
Blocking = Epic Win
WetRabbit is on YouTube to spread truth and justice.
WetRabbit finds support in fellow sick fucks.
"There's no way this is gonna fail twice..."

Back on DA

While TWR is no longer on DA with his account baleeted over there, furries begin to ignore TWR's advice on dealing with trolls. After TWR attacked ChuongChoSoi, he posted a journal on DA revealing TWR's faggotry. Chuong also claimed that TWR was using a translator to see what he and Vietfox said about him in Vietnamese. Chuong and Vietfox also claimed that TWR is so paranoid, that he watches every single furry and troll to make sure they don't join forces against him. TWR always believed that furries should not support trolls and that trolls should be removed off the Internet as well as furries who support trolling.

Even though TWR is dead OTI, the hunt for whats left from his faggotry continues.

Oh shi- he's going to get revenge!
Yeah...
OVER 9000 FUCKING INCHES LONG!
Silly rabbit! Trolling is for trolls!
lol internet tough guy.
In other words, "STOP TROLLING ME OR ELSE I WILL FUCKING PUNCH YOUR TEETH OUT BAAWWWWW!".
TWR's secret weapon against Vietnamese furries revealed.
What a fucktard... They don't even live in the same country.
TWR attempts to use an online translator on Vietnamese but fails miserably due to shitty grammar and spelling.
TL;DR
Wait a second... A diaper fetishist preach life lessons?
TL;DR
TWR contradicts himself.
TWR doesn't get the joke.
TL;DR
TWR pulls the ITG routine and threatens with physical violence when told to STFU and stop whining in his FA journals.

TWR pulls the ITG routine and threatens with physical violence when told to STFU and stop whining in his FA journals.

Edit: The rabbit still lives and is up to his old tricks...again

Back on FA yet again

His activities had been almost unnoticable but he has been hiding under the alias of Phloppybunny since his "ragequit" of the internet. His activities have been his same failworthy hobbies of preaching about his problems with trolls, preaching about his anti-druggy campaign, his support of SOPA and his fail trolling of an asspie furfag.

(Unfortunately he wiped out his page before more lulz worthy material could be retrieved...Bummer)

First part of PB's response to mentioned furfag to their SOPA fad journal.
Second part of PB's loooong winded response...
Phloppy once again white knights for one of the major fuckups amongst the already fucked up babyfurs.
TL:DR...
Another anonymous furfag who gave their two cents.
And it continues...