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Talentless
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Remember that time you were in First Grade and your Teacher said each and everyone of you can grow up to be whatever you want and right after making eye contact with you she quickly rescinded herself with the comment, "Except you," because when she asked you to sit there quietly and breathe, you somehow found a way to fuck that up.
While you were being taken to your new home in Special Ed the school counselor told you it was because you were Talentless or someone who lacks teh skillz to pay bills.
Symptons Of Being Talentless
- Autism
- Baldness
- Obesity
- Having a MySpace
- Having a Youtube account.
- Having a Twitter account.
- You consider Youtube fame an achievment.
- You were in a Fred movie.
- You're an E-Begger
- You've combined two unrelated original characters like Sonic and Pikachu and have the balls to call it an original character.
- You're in love with a cartoon
- You draw Gender Bending versions of popular cartoons.
- You've uploaded a video of you twerking
- An overwhelming desire to become An Hero
- High School Dropout
- Whining about stuff other people like.
- You can be described by the word brony
- Sometime in your life you worked with Seth MacFarlane
- Inability to sing.
- Copying Original games and bribing EA.
- Buying social media followers & YouTube views.
- Not staying in your retard island.
- You are or are a fan of L. Ron Hubbard
- You draw nothing but Animu
- You've written a Fred movie
- Obsessing over game shows.
- Lacking an asshole with a diameter as big as Goatse's
- You're turned on by Tubgirl
- You're Poor White Trash
- Molesting children
- You're a sick fuck and draw Child Porn
- Filming yourself eating fast food.
- Wandering around stores like CVS and Wal-Mart with a webcam.
- Writing fanfiction.
- You're some how connected to Fred
The Big List Of Talentless Hacks
- Fred
- Adf-fuensalida
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto
- TheAmazingAtheist
- Asalieri
- Ashlee Simpson
- Bbraefan1530
- Fred
- Black Jesus
- Bronies
- Casey Stoner
- Chii-Chan24
- Christian Weston Chandler
- Craig McCracken
- Doopie DoOver
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- The entirety of DeviantArt.
- Emma Watson
- Furries
- George Bush
- Girlvinyl
- Hipsters
- Fred
- iWhore
- Jonas Brothers
- Justin Beiber
- Ke$ha
- Fred
- Linkin Park
- Lauren Faust
- Leah Remini
- Meta527II
- Metallica
- Michael Jackson
- Nickelback
- Obama
- Paris Hilton
- PewDiePie
- Radiohead
- Randy Robert Stair
- RayWilliamJohnson
- Seth MacFarlane
- Shane Dawson
- Steve Jobs
- The entire Sonic the Hedgehog fanbase.
- Radiohead
- Tara Strong
- Tobuscus
- Fred
- Every single motherfucker on That Guy With The Glasses.
- Each and every single Video Game Reviewer on the Internet.
- Vic Mignogna
- You
- Your mother
- Oh, and did we mention Fred?
An Essay Of What Talentlessness Looks Like In Pictures
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Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry •
The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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