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Mark Foley/Chat Logs
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These are the full chat logs between Mark Foley and a 13 year old boy. Actually, if you do some detective work he is actually 17.
Full Text of First Released Foley Chatlog
- Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts
- Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
- Maf54 (7:53:45 PM): in your shorts and polo shirt?
- Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:06 PM): no athletic shorts and t shirt...had soccer practice today
- Maf54 (7:54:15 PM): ummm nice
- Maf54 (7:54:30 PM): jock strap too
- Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:41 PM): not iin soccer
- Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:42 PM): lol
- Maf54 (7:55:09 PM): what do you wear then
- Xxxxxxxxxx (7:55:20 PM): just our boxers and shorts
- Maf54 (7:55:34 PM): good
- Xxxxxxxxxx (7:55:37 PM): lol
- Maf54 (7:55:42 PM): shows your package then
- Xxxxxxxxxx (8:33:29 PM): ya slow things down a little im still young...like under 18 dont
- want to do anything illegal...im not 18 till feb 23
- Maf54 (8:33:43 PM): i know..
- Maf54 (8:33:50 PM): nothing will happen
- Maf54 (8:34:04 PM): just dreaming
- Maf54 (8:45:32 PM): your horny though
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:45:39 PM): well ya a bit
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:45:45 PM): but im still a virgin
- Maf54 (6:26:40 PM): your in the boxers too
- Xxxxxxxxx (6:26:47 PM): nope just got home
- Maf54 (6:27:39 PM): well strip down and get relaxed
- Maf54 (7:25:14 PM): hey
- Auto response from Xxxxxxxxx (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food...brb
- Maf54 (7:25:25 PM): ok
- Maf54 (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:31:51 PM): boo
- Maf54 (7:32:13 PM): bo dude
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:32:17 PM): lol
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon
- Maf54 (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola...had to catch a plane
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:33:47 PM): oh well thats fun
- Maf54 (7:34:04 PM): indeed
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:34:14 PM): what are you doing in pensecola
- Maf54 (7:34:21 PM): now in my hotel room
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:34:39 PM): well ..like why did you go there
- Maf54 (7:35:02 PM): for the campaign
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:35:29 PM): have you officialy announced yt
- Maf54 (7:35:45 PM): not yet
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:36:06 PM): cool cool...
- Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore
- Maf54 (7:38:04 PM): from what
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing...im sore from waltzing
- Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): tahts good
- Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage
- Maf54 signed off at 7:39:37 PM.
- Maf54 signed on at 7:40:35 PM.
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:40:44 PM): got kicked off?
- Maf54 (7:41:24 PM): must have
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice
- Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that
- Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:38 PM): haha...they arent great
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running....3 days lifting
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:11 PM): every week
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march
- Maf54 (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:32 PM): oh lol...sorry
- Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): nice
- Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:44:01 PM): haha...hopefully
- Maf54 (7:44:22 PM): better be
- Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:07 PM): oh ok
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:11 PM): have fun campaigning
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:17 PM): or however you spell it
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:18 PM): lol
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:25 PM): ill see ya in a couple of weeks
- Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:38 PM): lol no
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im single right now
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi
- Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you
- Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol...a bit
- Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
- Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow...
- Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha
- Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:15 PM): thats true
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though..
- i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend
- Maf54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though
- Maf54 (7:51:11 PM): why not
- Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:51:57 PM): not me
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week
- Maf54 (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number
- Maf54 (7:52:27 PM): in the shower
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:36 PM): actually usually i dont do it in the shower
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:47 PM): and quickly
- Maf54 (7:52:50 PM): in the bed
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:03 PM): eh ya
- Maf54 (7:53:24 PM): on your back
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:30 PM): no face down
- Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:34 PM): lol
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:36 PM): i see that
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:37 PM): lol
- Maf54 (7:53:39 PM): really
- Maf54 (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:03 PM): ya
- Maf54 (7:54:13 PM): kneeling
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself
- Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:36 PM): towel
- Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really
- Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:55:12 PM): well ya
- Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:55:24 PM): lol
- Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:00 PM): haha
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myslef
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess
- Maf54 (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not
- Maf54 (7:56:22 PM): hmmm
- Maf54 (7:56:30 PM): great visual
- Maf54 (7:56:39 PM): i may try that
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:43 PM): it works
- Maf54 (7:56:51 PM): hmm
- Maf54 (7:56:57 PM): sound inetersting
- Maf54 (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand
- Maf54 (7:57:10 PM): but who knows
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion...takes too much time to clean up
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off....and go
- Maf54 (7:57:38 PM): lol
- Maf54 (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard....or its not good
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry
- Maf54 (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:23 PM): ya....
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw
- Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft
- Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:50 PM): but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess
- Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:59:06 PM): ya
- Maf54 (7:59:29 PM): wow
- Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:59:54 PM): eh growing
- Maf54 (8:00:00 PM): hmm
- Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:19 PM): not that fast
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:20 PM): hey
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich
- Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): hey what
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:00:40 PM): fetish**
- Maf54 (8:00:43 PM): like
- Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom
- Maf54 (8:01:04 PM): whats yours
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:14 PM): lol
- Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish
- Maf54 (8:01:27 PM): well tell me
- Maf54 (8:01:32 PM): cast
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:44 PM): ya like...plaster cast
- Maf54 (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens
- Maf54 (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:02 PM): i dont know
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:04 PM): it just does
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:29 PM): beats me
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:50 PM): but along with that i like the whole catholic girl look....
- thats our schools uniform
- Maf54 (8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:03:14 PM): ya but now im hard
- Maf54 (8:03:32 PM): me 2
- Maf54 (8:03:42 PM): cast got you going
- Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts
- Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:35 PM): ya
- Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um
- Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:05:08 PM): haha
- Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake
- Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:06:53 PM): not tonight...dont get to excited
- Maf54 (8:07:12 PM): well your hard
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:07:45 PM): that is true
- Maf54 (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:11 PM): and also tru
- Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that
- Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2
- Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
- Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:09:38 PM): lol
- Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:00 PM): thank you
- Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:28 PM): ya
- Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling
- Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:02 PM): back
- Maf54 (8:14:37 PM): cool hope se didnt see any thing
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:54 PM): no no
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:14:59 PM): she is computer dumb though
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:15:01 PM): it makes me so mad
- Maf54 (8:15:04 PM): good
- Maf54 (8:15:08 PM): haha
- Maf54 (8:15:11 PM): why
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:15:23 PM): cause she cant do anything
- Maf54 (8:15:31 PM): oh well
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:15:41 PM): she couldnt figure out how to download a file
- from an email and open it
- Maf54 (8:15:53 PM): haha
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:14 PM): and she only does it like a million times a day
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:16 PM): oh well
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:16:18 PM): whatever
Second Released Chatlog - Interrupting House Vote For Cybersex
- Maf54 (6:25:43 PM): i miss you
- Xxxxxxxxx (6:25:47 PM): ya me too
- Maf54 (6:25:50 PM): we are still voting
- Maf54 (6:25:59 PM): you miss me too
According to ABC, the chat during this missing section resulted in both
parties having not only orgasms, but SEXUAL ORGASMS. OMGZ.
- Maf54 (7:19:21 PM): ok..i better go vote..did you know you would have this effect on me
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:19:28 PM): lol i guessed
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:19:38 PM): ya go vote...i dont want to keep you from doing your job
- Maf54 (7:19:44 PM): can I have a good kiss goodnight
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:19:50 PM): :-*
- Xxxxxxxxx (7:19:55 PM): <kiss>
Third Released Chatlog - Inviting House Page Over For Tryst And Booze
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:50:02 PM): are you going to be in town over the veterans day weekend
- Maf54 (8:50:15 PM): i may be now that your coming..
- Maf54 (8:50:23 PM): who you coming to visit
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:50:26 PM): haha good stuff
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:51:24 PM): umm no one really
- Maf54 (8:56:17 PM): we will be adjourned ny then
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:56:23 PM): oh good
- Maf54 (8:56:24 PM): by
- Maf54 (8:57:10 PM): then we can have a few drinks
- Maf54 (8:57:11 PM): lol
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:57:19 PM): yes yes ;-)
- Maf54 (8:57:29 PM): your not old enough to drink
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:57:44 PM): shhh....
- Maf54 (8:57:47 PM): ok
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:57:49 PM): thats not what my ID says
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:57:50 PM): lol
- Maf54 (8:57:54 PM): ok
- Xxxxxxxxx (8:58:13 PM): i probably shouldnt be telling you that huh
- Maf54 (8:58:15 PM): we may need to drink at my house so we dont get busted
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