Lefty Begone

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Chris Graham, best known for his tumblr (yeah, what a good start...) label of Lefty Begone, is basically Chris-chan if he was involved in politics. Indeed, if he wasn't ginger, he'd easily pass for Chris-chan: besides being fat, willfully ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic—and blatantly in the closet about it—, republican, aspie, resorting to hilariously over the top anger instead of rational argumentation, trying too hard to be patriotic—while whining endlessly about his own country—, and having an immense sense of self importance, he is also of the same age as the other tard.

About the only actual differences are again his ginger hair, being a walking conservative stereotype, and his bizarre obsession with trannies:

Perhaps the biggest difference, however, is that he has actual non-ironic supporters. Either out of despair in a libtard world or really that nuts, the fact that this thing has followers on Tumblr, no less, perhaps speaks more for Chris-chan's utter failure, and Tumblr's decadence.

Quotes of Interest

	“	Hey, if you’re not ashamed of your own anatomy, go ahead and post nudes. Send a pic of your vagina to me. Don’t be ashamed. It’s just a body.	„
	—Chris Graham's idea of a reply to a comment about rape

	“	So because blacks were treated poorly a long, long time ago by people I’m unrelated to, it’s okay to deprive me of saying whatever I want? You know what, with your own logic, I’ll make this rule: Because white women are raped usually by black men, and women have had to deal with that in the past (and present), I think segregating black men from white women “is ok.” Deal? By the way, what’s it feel like to be “slapped in the face” two dozen times every rap song?	„
	—Chris Graham on being caught using the word "niger".

	“	Well, polygamy occurs among the blacks in Africa, so it seems that they brought their attitude towards women with them to America. Regardless, it’s a bad, base culture.	„
	—Stay classy!

	“	In accepting the award, ol’ Mack said, “Gay rights are human rights.” MSNBC called it a “poignant" moment. Gays can’t seem to separate their sexual preference from their humanity. They define themselves by their deviancy. First and foremost, in their minds, they are Gays.	„
	—While defining his entire persona on being a conservative supertard, and acting like a twelve year old whenever someone doesn't see gun rights as human rights.

	“	Gays are lesser beings, I agree—at least insofar as they contribute nothing to a growing society, but instead inhibit procreation and advancement. If the Earth had 12 people left, and all but one continent was covered in water, and 10 were gay men and 1 was a straight man and the other was a straight woman, and there was only one lifeboat that would hold 2 people in it, and the small patch of land everybody is standing on is sinking and they had to make it across the earth to the last remaining continent, the straight man and woman are infinitely more valuable than the 10 gay men. Straights are more valuable than gays. Don’t like it? Then don’t exclude yourselves from straight-people things like marriage. Gays HAVE the right to marry the opposite sex and procreate, but they CHOOSE not to. Don’t whine to me about your own choices. As I said in the last message, grow up.	„
	—So Alan Turing is less worthy of respect than Adam Wan?

	“	If women don't want to be raped, why don't they just be men?	„
	—Chris Graham, proudly exposing his inner fag.

	“	See how retarded that is? Grow up.	„
	—The most hypocritical quote ever.

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External links

• His very amusing tumblr
• His secondary tumblr