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<Blargh> have you accepted christ as your lord and savior? <GoddessMillenia> Go Fuck yourself <GoddessMillenia> Stop forcing your religious BullShit on everyone and maybe I wouldn't have to bitch <Blargh> but christ is the lord and the way <Blargh> accept him into your heart and you shall receive salvation <Blargh> he is the son of god and the redeemer of sins <Blargh> christ loves you <Blargh> won't you accept him? <GoddessMillenia> Go away <GoddessMillenia> My life belongs to me <GoddessMillenia> Not some 'God' <Blargh> but your soul should belong in heaven <Blargh> i care deeply about the state of your soul <Blargh> i don't want you to turn to devil worshipping <GoddessMillenia> I don't believe in the Devil <Blargh> what do you call your pagan fantasies besides devil-worshipping <Blargh> can't you see that christ is the path to righteousness? <Blargh> listen, paganism is a lie <Blargh> there is only the father, the son, and the holy spirit <Blargh> listen to me, the future of your soul is at stake <Blargh> listen to me, the future of your soul is at stake <Blargh> listen to me, the future of your soul is at stake <Blargh> listen to me, the future of your soul is at stake <Blargh> listen to me, the future of your soul is at stake <Blargh> listen to me, the future of your soul is at stake <GoddessMillenia> Go the fuck away <Blargh> but don't you see? <Blargh> i am only trying to help you <Blargh> please, secure your eternal salvation and accept christ <GoddessMillenia> Please Go away <Blargh> why? <Blargh> i only care for your soul <Blargh> i will light a prayer candle <GoddessMillenia> Because you just banned me <GoddessMillenia> I doubt you care <GoddessMillenia> I truly do <Blargh> i didn't ban you <Blargh> januszeal did <GoddessMillenia> If you are a part of this Website then you are contributing to it <GoddessMillenia> That makes you almost as bad <Blargh> this website spreads the good word of christ <Blargh> have you heard the good news about the afterlife? <GoddessMillenia> That I can save My own soul <Blargh> you are wrong <Blargh> horribly wrong <Blargh> only through christ may you be saved <Blargh> he died for your sins <Blargh> goku cannot save you <Blargh> freiza cannot save you <Blargh> only christ may save your soul <GoddessMillenia> This Wesbite does not spread the word of God or any gos <GoddessMillenia> *gods <GoddessMillenia> Sorry <Blargh> of course it does <Blargh> ask weev about christ <Blargh> we all love our lord here <GoddessMillenia> Well that explains alot <Blargh> what do you mean? <Blargh> i have told you that frieza cannot save you <Blargh> only jesus can <GoddessMillenia> Does it look like I care? <Blargh> you obviously do <Blargh> you took the time to respond <GoddessMillenia> Because you're being ignorant <Blargh> you're the ignorant one <Blargh> being ignorant of the only means of salvation <GoddessMillenia> Blindly putting your faith in something that hasn't been proven will get you no where <GoddessMillenia> Gop Away <GoddessMillenia> *Go <Blargh> christ rose from the dead <Blargh> he turned water into wine <Blargh> can your freiza do that? <Blargh> i don't think so <GoddessMillenia> I <Blargh> you what? <GoddessMillenia> Capitalize <Blargh> you capitalize words that aren't supposed to be capitalized <Blargh> for example <Blargh> you capitalized "away" <Blargh> yet away isn't a proper noun <GoddessMillenia> Yeah but there's no rule that says you can't <GoddessMillenia> SO fuck off <GoddessMillenia> My teachers never say anything about it <GoddessMillenia> Stop inviting me <GoddessMillenia> I don't give a shit about a channel you keep blocking me from <Blargh> your teachers must be grammatically retarded as well <Blargh> i'm not inviting you to anything either <GoddessMillenia> No they weren't <Blargh> they should have known that one of the most basic rules of grammar is only to capitalize proper nouns <GoddessMillenia> They never said anything about it <Blargh> maybe not but i'm sure they graded your dragon ball z essays an f <GoddessMillenia> I don't have any Dragon Ball Z Essays <Blargh> are you sure <GoddessMillenia> I don't even like DragonBall Z that much <GoddessMillenia> Just a few characters <Blargh> then why do you obsess over freiza <GoddessMillenia> Huh? <GoddessMillenia> Because He's an Awesome character <GoddessMillenia> ? <Blargh> why did you capitalize he <Blargh> that's not a proper noun <GoddessMillenia> Just the way I type <Blargh> but the way you type is grammatically incorrect <GoddessMillenia> But I still spell things correctly <GoddessMillenia> No it isn't <Blargh> no you don't <Blargh> you spelled dimension wrong <GoddessMillenia> It was a Typo <GoddessMillenia> I corrected it <Blargh> typo isn't capitalized <GoddessMillenia> Check the History <Blargh> and the s key is nowhere near the t key <GoddessMillenia> Yes it is <Blargh> no it's not <GoddessMillenia> I'm looking at it right now <Blargh> there is no way you could have hit t instead of s by accident <GoddessMillenia> It's only two keys away <Blargh> you use "alot" and "dimention" <GoddessMillenia> I corrected myself when I misspelled Dimension <GoddessMillenia> See <Blargh> so? <GoddessMillenia> I just spelled it right <GoddessMillenia> ! <Blargh> you still spelled it incorrectly <GoddessMillenia> So that means it was a Typo <Blargh> no it wasn't <Blargh> spelling the -sion suffix as -tion is a common mistake <Blargh> and you committed it <GoddessMillenia> I Typoed <GoddessMillenia> By the way <GoddessMillenia> If it's so common then why are you getting so bitchy about it <GoddessMillenia> ? <Blargh> no you didn't <Blargh> you spelled it incorrectly <GoddessMillenia> Yes I did <Blargh> because you are ignorant <Blargh> of the correct spelling <GoddessMillenia> No I knew how to spell it <GoddessMillenia> Check the logs on my Discussion page if you want proof <Blargh> you didn't know how to spell it <GoddessMillenia> Yes I did <Blargh> you spelled egyptian wrong too <GoddessMillenia> and that was before this IRC bulshit <GoddessMillenia> *Bullshit <Blargh> see, you did it again <GoddessMillenia> Yeah <GoddessMillenia> It's called a Typo <GoddessMillenia> Not a misspeling <GoddessMillenia> *misspelling <Blargh> you did it again <Blargh> see <Blargh> you keep misspelling words <Blargh> it's because you haven't prayed to god for forgiveness <GoddessMillenia> You're stupid <Blargh> no, you're the stupid one <GoddessMillenia> If I didn't knoe how to spell I wouldn't bother correcting it <GoddessMillenia> *know <Blargh> because you keep misspelling words <Blargh> see you did it again <GoddessMillenia> It's called a Typo <Blargh> no, it's called a misspelling <GoddessMillenia> If I didn't know how to spell I wouldn't be correcting Myself <Blargh> how do i know you didn't look it up in google <GoddessMillenia> Wow you really don't listen do you? <Blargh> i don't listen because i don't hear anything <Blargh> this is irc <Blargh> and you can't spell <Blargh> and you can't spell <GoddessMillenia> Well then you can't read <GoddessMillenia> because if I couldn't spell I wouldn't be correcting Myself with the correct spelling <Blargh> i can't read what you write because your grammar is so poor <GoddessMillenia> I guess I will need to put a comma? <GoddessMillenia> Funny I don't see you doing that <Blargh> you need to stop capitalizing random words <Blargh> like "myself" <Blargh> which isn't supposed to be capitalized <GoddessMillenia> My friend says I can capitalize them <GoddessMillenia> He just came back from work <Blargh> no you can't <Blargh> let me talk to him <GoddessMillenia> Yeah he goes to college too <GoddessMillenia> Ok <Blargh> let me talk to him <GoddessMillenia> Here he is <Blargh> hello? <GoddessMillenia> Hi <Blargh> is this GoddessMillenia's friend? <GoddessMillenia> Yes. <Blargh> you realize that only proper nouns are supposed to be capitalized, right? <Blargh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization#What_to_capitalize <Blargh> tell me where it says that words such as "typo" and "myself" are supposed to be capitalized, sir <GoddessMillenia> Yes, but in English, there is personal prospect. <GoddessMillenia> Which can mean that if so deemed by the writer, you can capatalize any noun. <Blargh> don't you mean capitalize <Blargh> or is correct spelling optional, too? <GoddessMillenia> Sometimes. <GoddessMillenia> Depends on if I say it is. <Blargh> but you can't change the rules of grammar just on a whim <GoddessMillenia> But that's not the point of this topic. <Blargh> yes it is <GoddessMillenia> Why can't I? <GoddessMillenia> English is a made up language from Pagans. <Blargh> because that's why they're called rules <Blargh> what? <GoddessMillenia> They changed the rules from proper German and Latin. <Blargh> yes <GoddessMillenia> So technically the language we speak is just wrong anyways. <Blargh> that's why they have different rules for each language <Blargh> so people can actually understand what is being said <Blargh> that is why grammar is standardized <Blargh> do you understand? <Blargh> yes? <Blargh> do you understand, sir? <Blargh> sir, what is your major? <Blargh> at this college? <GoddessMillenia> Language. <GoddessMillenia> And International Business. <Blargh> you have two majors? <GoddessMillenia> You have a major and a minor. <GoddessMillenia> My major is Language and my minor is International Business. <Blargh> and you don't believe that grammar has laws? <GoddessMillenia> Yes, I do. <Blargh> so why don't you follow them? <GoddessMillenia> Because grammer can get criss crossed a lot when you speak 8 languages, so Internationally, it's exceptable to bend rules in English becuase it is so widely spoken and the need to speak it is so great. <Blargh> don't you mean acceptable? <Blargh> and you shouldn't bend rules when you are talking to a native speaker of english <Blargh> and also <Blargh> it's spelled "grammar" <Blargh> it's funny, you have the same typing patterns as GoddessMillenia <GoddessMillenia> Yea, but spelling isn't grammar. <Blargh> you must hang out a lot together <GoddessMillenia> It's spelling. <GoddessMillenia> two different subjects. <Blargh> grammar includes spelling <GoddessMillenia> If you knew a lot about English, you would know that. <Blargh> you have the grammar skills of a two-year-old <GoddessMillenia> What school do you go to? Grammar and spelling have always been seperate where I learn. <Blargh> you misspell words almost every time you type <Blargh> seperate/separate <GoddessMillenia> Ritard/Retard <Blargh> Grammar is the study of rules governing the use of language. <Blargh> that includes spelling <Blargh> what are the 8 languages you speak, sir? <GoddessMillenia> Why do you care? <Blargh> because not very many people can speak that many languages <Blargh> so i am curious <Blargh> what languages? <GoddessMillenia> Why is it hard. <Blargh> ? <Blargh> why is what hard <GoddessMillenia> English, Italian, German, French, Spanish, Japanese, and Chinese, and I'm studying Swedish. <GoddessMillenia> I think learning a new language is fun and easy. <Blargh> tell me something in german <Blargh> can you say the lord's prayer in german? <Blargh> hello? <GoddessMillenia> I'm here. <Blargh> can you say the lord's prayer in german? <GoddessMillenia> But you're friend won't shut up long enough for me to respond to you. <Blargh> you're/your <Blargh> what friend? <GoddessMillenia> Die Gotts Gebet.