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Girl IRL

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A Girl IRL refers to a female who somehow found her way onto a computer, breaking Rule 30, and hides behind either male or other means that do not attract attention to themselves. This could be a girl who was previously given attention and DID NOT WANT, so now she hides behind a means of disguising her true gender in order to avoid hot and horny male attention (although of COURSE still welcoming of female hot and horny attention). Will never hide behind a sexually attractive disguise, as this still attracts attention.


IT'S A GIRL!!!

 
How a Girl IRL may appear in-game. Easily bypassed due to lack of sex appeal.
 
Girl IRL behind the screen. Easily overlooked! Potential for nudes & sex!

Because women are more stupid than men, it's actually easier to detect a Girl IRL than it is a Guy IRL. Girl IRLs aren't simple avatar genderswaps like Guy IRLs are, Girl IRLs will go out of their way to conceal gender and/or sexual attraction, rather than exploit it, the latter of which is what Guy IRLs do to their female avatars/personnas. There are fewer Girl IRLs than Guy IRLs mostly because most girls are usually attention seeking whores, and at the very least know that exploiting their gender/sexuality is the best way to get said attention. Even so, there are Girl IRLs and the solution is to sexually harass them as much as possible because they aren't ACTUALLY trying to conceal their gender to avoid attention. Inside, they all want it, but some become too scared/stupid/scarred to remember so, so it's up to sexual harassment and rape to set them straight.

   
 
On the girls side of this phenomenon, some have been known to play as male characters to avoid attention from males, or so they aren't treated as a girl, and more like "one of the guys".
 

 
 

—Blue A10, https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/72683470/0/0/1

How to treat Girl IRLs

As said previously, upon the discovery of a female IRL, it is best to gain her trust, perhaps have her send a picture of her, or let you hear her on the microphone to confirm her gender. Then, after you are sure she isn't a male, proceed with being a creepy online pervert by talking ALL ABOUT SEX, and trying to get into her virtual panties.

The best part is that there is very little competition for Girl IRLs, as the majority of males are being fooled by Guy IRLs, turning them gay. If the Girl IRL rejects your advances by any means, it's important you expose her to the best of your ability. Send out her pics/nudes, and send out logs to show the world what a whore she really is. That way, she will at least be given the negative male attention she has tried so hard to avoid.

Successfully obtaining sexual valuables from a Girl IRL whether it be sexual roleplay or nudes will also cure you of being Gay, previously acquired by falling for a Guy IRL.

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