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Barack Obama

Barack Jesus^☪ (/b'rɑːk jee:zuhs/), the immortal God-Emperor of Blackkind, was the first reptilian president and was the last leading idol of the liberal world and consumerist media from 2008~2016. Also known by the names Barack "Barry" Soetero Obama, Black Hussein Osama, Frank Marshall Davis, Jr., Black Blair and by Republicans as Muslim o'Gunbomb, he was the first White (like 40% black, 59% white, 1% Jew, 100% Satan), 3/5th final president of the Jewnited States of Americunts and Primo Finesse Pimp of the land. As of Last Thursday, El Presidente owned the body of every American Citizen, fulfilling his manifest destiny of being King of Pimps and Lord of Lords. Nancy Pelosi is his Bottom Bitch. Obama worked a second job as a stripper in order to pay off the national debt, even though it's only 8 dollars. If you disagree with even the slightest thing he does, even if El Dumbo did it as well, you're obviously a racist.

Obama owes George W. Bush a session of hardcore buttfuck fun due the fact that if people learned how congress worked, and stopped blaming Bush for everything, the country would never have elected an unknown Indonesian-Muslim nigger whose greatest contributions was picking cotton and secretly keeping his gay sex (p.s. He went to Lake Forest Middle as a niglet, figures) "on the down low".

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