Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 9, 2013

Liberal Party of Australia

The Liberal Party of Australia (read: neo-liberal Economics, not American Liberal), is one of the two main political parties of Australia. As a neo-conservative party, their platform, found scrawled on a cocktail napkin, includes the following: make rich people richer, make poor people drunker, throw another Arab on the barbie baby, get revenge on nature by eating a dingo's baby, keep Sheilas in the kitchen, make "Waltzing Matilda" the national language, build an intercontinental boomerang, and use the Christian reich as gaydar smokescreen. All while partying hard.

The Liberal Party of Totally Straight Australians was founded by eagle-browed patriarch Robert Menzies as an outgrowth of the United Australia Party, which was in turn an outgrowth of the Australian Nationalist party. Menzies became PM in 1939 after exploding his predecessors' heads Scanners style. Already the young 'roo had made great strides in ensuring that whatever he did, for good or ill, history would judge him unfairly. After failing to return Jewish communist writer Egon Kisch back to the concentration camp, Menzies remarked, "That guy was a communist, too?" Soon he was hanging with Hitler and followed ED's lead (along with the rest of the mainstream right at the time) that appeasing the dude was the anti-communist's little black dress.

(( ABBOTT IS A FAGGOT ))

What have I missed?	Syria 2 days ago	The Incredible Flying Broomstick Guy 4 days ago	SIDS 6 days ago