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Donnie Davies
PROTIP: PastorDavies on AIM.
Pastor Donnie Davies is a hoax e-sane surrealistic comedian music actor known for reminding us through song of Fred Phelps' message that "God Hates Fags". He became internets infamous after being partially banned from YouTube for suggesting that homosexuality was a disease that could be cured though love. While it is unclear what Donnie Davies' true intentions are, it is obvious he is one obnoxious, attention-whoring, fat-ass motherfucker. It is assumed that the song "Never Get Ahead," by Chicago All-Star Bobby Conn, was written for Davies. Both Colby Starck (drummer for Bobby Conn) and actor Todd Quillen openly deny they are Pastor Donnie Davies. To this day both claim they are "not that fat."
Donnie's life story. Most assume one can see Donnie during his "gay years" in the background of the clip featuring Bobby Conn (otherwise known as Iggy Pop with a Moe Howard wig).
Gay Trivia
- Donnie claims to be e-pals with gay blogger Andrew Sullivan [1].
- According to Davies' "Love God's Way" webpage, such bands as Wilco, Bobby Conn, The Gossip, Sufjan Stevens, Lil' Wayne, and Queen are dangerously invading family life through faggotry. Donnie goes onto to explain, "Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy."
- Perez Hilton reaction to Donnie according to his bullshit celebrity blog:
—Perez "Fatass" Hilton |
ED wonders what Bobby Conn thinks.
According to his MySpace profile
—Pastor Davies |
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