Fast Food

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Fast Food refers to eating dining venues which specialize in offering to serve food at high speeds. In reality, the wait times often take up to 10 minutes as the stores often typically only hire chimpanzees or acne ridden teenagers who will likely spit in your food, stick their dicks in it[1], put their feet in the produce[2], or fellate the taco shells.[3]

Notable stores:

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Fast Food
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