Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center/Archive/16

Holy Shit Dood

Tha'fawk... http://www.examiner.com/article/rape-victim-wins-right-to-sue-jail-that-denied-her-perscribed-contraception

Jesus H tap dancing Christ on a stick, what the shit is wrong with these religious nut jobs? ಠ_ಠ

--Onideus 01:39, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

that is seriously fucked up TUXLIE 07:11, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

holmies

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-guide-to-the-dark-world-of-the-james-holmes-inte ♥♥♥ 02:01, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

hugs ~O b l i q u e 02:07, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

What color medal do they give for that?

[1] For punching some drunk guy who tossed a bottle out onto the sprint track, Dutch judo bronze medallist should get some kind of a medal. Malachite, carnelian, tin? They have so many unused possibilities. Then again, I don't think they allow punching in judo, do they? But seriously, I never understood why they don't have more of that. I assume a lot of spectators go to the Olympics for one event they're boosting, and after that, how much do they have to lose messing with somebody else? Wnt 09:13, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

Gotta love the disparity...

Drunken guy throws a plastic-bottle --> Nobody hurt = Arrested
Sober Olympic-level martial artist commits an assault --> Somebody hurt = Celebrated

Fuck that man-faced weaboo cunt in her big dyke ear.

- Mr Jonzz 10:07, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

brb, cut cables

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19148151. --JuniusThaddeus 13:59, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

It's okay. Its mobile site appeared to unaffected. Mike the Great (talk) 14:27, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

	“	Mr Gerard joked that due to the site's limited financial resources, some of its infrastructure relied on "gaffer tape and string".	„

>$46 million dollars

"limited financial resources". :\ -hipcrime 18:49, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

µTorrent

Hi, I tried trolling the µTorrent forums http://forum.utorrent.com/index.php using tips from here. This is my first time trolling. I kept leaving the message:

Installed uTorrent a few days ago. After saying no to crapware after crapware during the installation, the piece of shit fucking installed the crapware anyway. Lost all my open tabs in Firefox when it automatically restarted to install crapware. Internet explorer was infected with crapware also. Had to do a fucking system restore to get rid of the shit and lost a few recently installed programs in that as well. Thanks a lot you FUCKING CUNTS.

However for the 2nd time this week they have stopped accepting new users with the message:

Registration is temporarily disabled. It only takes one to ruin things for everybody.

I wasn't even using any automated scripts of anything like that. All manual registrations and postings. I consider shutting down new user registrations to be an epic win, so I am happy for this to continue. I did not think trolling would be this easy. My question is, is it always this easy? I would have thought forum mods would have thicker skins then this. One of the mods in banning me asked me to fill out my but-hurt report card, so I did http://www.freeimagehosting.net/ujq2v. Ss1212 21:08, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

OMG OMG U R SO TROLLER. Andrés talk contribs 21:09, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

Oh no, wait I have done this before. I was the guy who drew the "No dogs" on the dog on drawball. I even wrote about it here. I stopped when they banned all of Ireland from the site. Couldn't get a new IP address to use. Aaaa memories. Ss1212 21:22, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

Verily, you are a god among men. Please, teach us the ways of the epin trool. VX ^{brb, jews} 21:25, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

So this is what passes as "trolling" these days, eh?

Where's that Farnsworth meme... http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c5pnem3I1rr76kpo1_500.png

--Onideus 22:02, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

bleh, this faggots first contrib is here promoting his "trolling", and nothing else. What a nigger. Andrés talk contribs 22:03, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

"Bastard Factory" Shut Down.

So this would be, wanna be troll, "plz confuse us for EDF" forum was shut down. Why? cause the IRL girlfriend of the guy who owns had been cheating on him with another forum member via camsex FOR TWO YEARS. He closed the forum, but did not brake up with the slut. Here is the quote of the closing notice:

	“	This board is now OFFICIALLY CLOSED FOREVER because of the member... EatABowlO'Fuck. I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR EVERYTHING! Feel Free To let him know how you know feel... [email protected] Abington, Massachusetts.	„

He changed it... yesterday it was an entire about how his girlfriend cheated on him... DAMMIT! WHY DIDN'T I SCREENCAP IT!?

These assholes also attempted to advertise on EDF a few weeks ago and rice ended up spamming them.................... Anyone think there are any lulz here? oddguy 10:30, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

Is Encyclopedia Dramatica dead?

Well, is it? --zaiger (talk) 12:11, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

I never visited when the site was .com so to me CH/SE have always been ED... - Mr Jonzz 12:30, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

Well, we're posting messages here, so I'd say not. Unless you're referring to OhInternet, in which case I have no idea, never go there myself. It's been well established though that the CONTENT of a site holds the most importance and has the most relevancy and in that regard, the old ED is essentially obliterated, whether Butter Queen keeps hoarding the domain name or not, she no longer has Encyclopedia Dramatica, not in any sense of the word. I usually refer to the current ED as "ED Proper", a common identifier that's been used on other sites that have under gone regime changes/evolutions. --Onideus 15:56, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

Well, it all depends on how many new articles have been made recently, which is, not very many, sadly. ---CrackRabbit 17:31, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

Personally I think we should strive for QUALITY more than QUANTITY. I think in general there's been more focus on cleaning up and improving existing articles than making new ones, where as the original ED was centered more on just churning out shlock as quick as possible, with little to no regard at all for quality. --Onideus 22:05, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

Word to the mother... "It's not about a salary it's all about reality". - Mr Jonzz 22:20, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

When I first found this site though, there were new articles more often than there are now. I'd think most people [who aren't signed up/are just readers] come here for the articles, maybe to read, laugh at; some probably come just to shock their friends with the Offended page. I've honestly never heard anyone talk about the "quality" IRL. Not to say that ED isn't quality, though. It is. --CrackRabbit 22:31, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

Extension request: TitleBlacklist

mediawikiwiki:Extension:TitleBlacklist – Because this is becoming ridiculous. I know enough regex to have it work. --JuniusThaddeus 16:30, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

lol. yup. Andrés talk contribs 16:34, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

agree TKN 17:34, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

Or you could just contact his ISP. Mike the Great (talk) 17:37, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

Since when has contacting ISPs ever done anything? TKN 17:39, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

"Hello. This is Encyclopedia Dramatica. Some guy on the Internet is being annoying." --JuniusThaddeus 19:48, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

I can think of something fun to do with his IP...namely spoofing it on known P2P trap torrents, in order to goad the MPAA/RIAA into going after the guy and getting his Internet connection pwned. ^__^

--Onideus 22:09, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

Ok I will try to remember to add it tonight :) --zaiger (talk) 13:55, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Won't this make him just keep doing the same thing with another name? Making him harder to find and ban? oddguy 15:32, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

Let's just put an end to the unsophisticated attacks first. --JuniusThaddeus 19:32, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

Thanks. --JuniusThaddeus 19:34, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

MediaWiki:Titleblacklist – It appears to be working (for now). If anyone has any suggestions or requests, feel free to contact me on my talk page. --JuniusThaddeus 19:32, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

Using Images from Russian Lurkmore to add to articles?

Should we use images from the russian Lurkmore to add to articles without images, if they may apply? They are under some sort of Creative Commons License. http://lurkmore.to/%D0%A1%D0%BB%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8F:AllPages

Also, a whole goldmine of article images here: http://lurkmore.to/Bitches_Don%27t_Know And here, http://lurkmore.to/Oh_exploitable The images seem to have similar names, maybe we could use them? ---CrackRabbit 22:56, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

God I love Lurkmore.ru - I wish my russian was better so I could read the articles on there more easily. oddguy 08:08, 9 August 2012 (EDT)

yes. --zaiger (talk) 13:31, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

I'm Making an ED Christmas jingle

Should it be about

Exterminating Jews/Ethnic cleansing
Killing all fat people and gays
niggers niggers niggers
The spirit of the season and family values

I value your input

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 10:18, 9 August 2012 (EDT)

WELCOME BACK TYLER. Andrés talk contribs 16:07, 9 August 2012 (EDT)

all four. -hipcrime 16:11, 9 August 2012 (EDT)

Definitely jews. In the spirit of Christmas generosity, I humbly suggest giving them the gift of fire. Here's an opening suggestion:

“

I'm dreaming of white cinders...

Belching up from ovens down below.

I'm dreaming of a grand pogrom...

Of a scale that juden cannot know.

„

VX BREATHE DEEP 16:25, 9 August 2012 (EDT)

Looks like getting rid of Jews wins out. Makes sense especially at Christmas-time. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 16:40, 11 August 2012 (EDT)

omfg its Tyler <3 ~O b l i q u e 18:26, 11 August 2012 (EDT)

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22fun+it+is+to+sing+a+slaying+song%22 Wnt 12:37, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

CURRENT EVENTS

In case you haven't noticed, ED has been slowly transforming into a place people come to for our unique opinions on recent news. It would be great if you guys could keep an eye on current events and create articles accordingly. We have a news forum on EDF2 which can be an ok place for inspiration. --zaiger (talk) 13:53, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

We might want to think about doing an article about Agent Orange and the sudden backpedal/change of position by the US Government:

http://news.yahoo.com/us-starts-landmark-agent-orange-cleanup-vietnam-100542424.html

There's lot of good "shock material" to use for it here:

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.376504135712738.111799.100000594643800&type=1

Also related is the military's use of depleted uranium munitions:

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.376552462374572.111807.100000594643800&type=3&l=7463c97558

Or, instead of separate articles they could be added as sub sections of the military article, along with overly inflaming material about how shameful and disgraceful the US military is. I've found that it incites uber mass levels of butthurt, especially in ultra-Christian conservative types who normally praise and promote the military like it's a religion. Turning that pseudo-religion into a devil form and then basically burning it at the stake generates incredible amounts of lulz:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=385688578127627&l=29fab63d72

Also claiming that the US Military is doing it on purpose and that the reason they're not cleaning it up is because they want to commit wanton mass genocide is another great angle to use.

--Onideus 15:29, 11 August 2012 (EDT)

Depleted uranium's been used by the military for a long time. Just because some asshat on facebook is taking pictures of babies with Harlequin ichthyosis and saying the two are connected, doesn't mean they are. I happen to know for a fact that several of his images are completely and utterly irrelevant. Mike the Great (talk) 15:48, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Actually at this point they only use it for anti-tank rounds and reactive tank armor, it's been banned for all other uses, not just in our military, but in pretty much every military in the civilized world. They try and down play the danger by saying it's not a direct RADIOACTIVE danger...and they're right, it's not. What ~is~ a danger is when the bullets impact a target, incinerating themselves in the process (they're sometimes called "high heat" rounds) and basically create billions of tiny little particle fragments of depleted uranium, which then gets into the air, the water, the food, EVERYTHING! And while not directly that radioactive, the stuff ~is~ a HIGHLY TOXIC COMPOUND! There's other real nasty chemicals that have been unleashed as well, like white phosphorous. Please to be educating yourself:

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2012/01/2012126394859797.html

Here's a direct link to the study that was done:

http://www.annarbor.com/fallujah-study.pdf

--Onideus 16:41, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Oh, and by the by, the album was actually mostly created by a BOT, programmed to crawl through search engine results looking for anything and everything related (directly or indirectly) to the middle east, depleted uranium and birth defects. So if there's some false positives it really wouldn't be that surprising...but then, that's really not the point. It's social engineering, aka reality manipulation art, it's ~designed~ to shock people in order to bring about a POSITIVE action. Like the sudden "about face" with the Agent Orange. I mean it's been FIFTY YEARS of DENIAL and then ~suddenly~ out of the blue they magically change their tune and start a major clean up effort? Who do you think helped to bring ~that~ about? Yeah, albums JUST LIKE THAT...

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.376504135712738.111799.100000594643800&type=1

Massively spammed into thousands of different groups with highly attackful, overly invective nastiness designed to incite mass levels of shame, guilt and self-loathing. Whether or not a few images here and there may, or may not, be directly tied to the source is, honestly, a moot point. The art of trolling is all about reconstructing reality, the concept of, "there is no right or wrong, merely perception".

--Onideus 17:07, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

I happen to be an expert on the subject, and yeah it's all just for shock value. Depleted uranium rounds would be asinine to use on anything else because they're relatively expensive compared to what a 556 can do. They are and always have been anti armor. As far as radioactive contamination, the effects are minimal and reduced exponentially with time. Bananas are radioactive, too, and nobody complains about those. On the other hand, a single depleted plutonium fuel rod from a nuclear electricity generating station if laid out across the road, and driven over on a motorcycle (or anything unprotected) at 60 mph would absolutely and undeniably kill you, and the nuclear industry is one of the biggest subsidies we have in America. Mike the Great (talk) 17:20, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Great picture! But someone should use Photoshop to undo the military censorship and make it clear that there are some little kids playing kickball in the background. Wnt 12:40, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

Spread The Word To End The Word

Their FB page is right nyah:

http://www.facebook.com/EndtheWord?ref=stream

The group is loads of fun in general, it's completely molested with overly sensitive hypocrites, wanton bullies and abusers who go around threatening to get people fired and to ruin their reputations if they don't comply with their Nazi style propaganda message to burn free speech for the sake of their own twisted perceptions. Basically they want to rid the entire world of the use of the word "retard" and will stop at pretty much nothing to try and meet that goal, including outright attempts to get people fired:

http://www.facebook.com/EndtheWord/posts/458389604182061

--Onideus 15:29, 11 August 2012 (EDT)

ED already ended the R-word, with a little help from Internet culture. Everybody calls them tards now. You should demand payment. Wnt 12:33, 27 August 2012 (EDT) Well, OK, maybe you better rename the article first - shoulda been moved already)

Autism Townes

So I'm making a list of proposed IRL settlements based around Internet subcultures and forums. If anyone knows of any that aren't on there, or if anyone would like to search for some, please don't hesitate to put them up there! All of them are p lol so I'd like to really flesh out the page. -- owl.talk 18:36, 11 August 2012 (EDT)

Those nuts (and all the rich bastards with little private islands) are going to make a lot of money. See [2]. Wnt 12:27, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

Days of our lives

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_our_lives

Has anyone heard of this shitty soap opera? There is I shit you not, 11,000+ fucking episodes all full of over dramatic and over acting actors. It's been on since the 60s and no one even bothers to talk about it. Someone should look into this at least, the fans are equally as pathetic. I'd love to go into detail about what goes on in the show but I simply can't sum it up. Lord Tony 13:41, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Lord Tony 13:50, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

the reason nobody talks about DOOL here is that there is no internets relevance. maybe an article on soap operas? or work it into old media? anyway there isnt a lot to be said except that its likely your mom watches it. -hipcrime 15:08, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

	“	Like the cleaning of a house... It Never Ends.	„
	— Narrator

- Mr Jonzz 16:07, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Wow I figured how horrible it is people would find something to do about it. Oh well. Lord Tony 17:52, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

itt: lord tony discovers soap operas. also all my children is better-worse ♥♥♥ 13:59, 24 August 2012 (EDT)

OLTL ftw -hipcrime 00:29, 25 August 2012 (EDT)

Shit tier in all ways imo ♥♥♥ 01:23, 25 August 2012 (EDT)

i loved that show in the 90s. :( -hipcrime 02:52, 25 August 2012 (EDT)

Soap opera - Needs moar lulz/drama & R34... - Mr Jonzz 14:05, 24 August 2012 (EDT)

fuck yeah :D -hipcrime 00:29, 25 August 2012 (EDT)

How the hell do they keep track of all this shit? I mean, the article says they fired their two head writers. I can just picture them hiring the replacement. "Of course, before you can start writing and getting paid we need you to catch up on a few back episodes..." Wnt 12:31, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

ED Radio

Link

List of EDiots that are in:

Elvis
Andrés
VXSalesman

Any volunteers? — Preceding comment added by Andrés (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Sounds like a neat idea, I might give it a shot once I see your content. --RTD 12:42, 19 August 2012 (EDT)

Sounds cool... Just kidding. Sounds like crap. But probably still better than what beefrave is doing. oddguy 16:48, 19 August 2012 (EDT)

I though the same. Andrés talk contribs 17:55, 20 August 2012 (EDT)

rip klulz, also elvis is a pleb fag that likes dubstep and shitty rap so i'll do it to make up for him. ♥♥♥ 14:24, 24 August 2012 (EDT)

Meepsheep is king pleb and i'm amazed he can still type all the way up in Jeff Magnum's butthole. But yeah I wholeheartedly agree that we should get this shit going again. Elvis 19:55, 24 August 2012 (EDT)

Both of you are king plebs. Andrés talk contribs 20:07, 24 August 2012 (EDT)

Rip-off Report site

Apparently someone is posting personal info of the ED admins, and claiming to have reported them to the FBI, on hxxp://www.ripoffreport.com/directory/encyclopedia-dramatica.aspx . How many of you think it's being Daniel Brandt, under different IP addresses? --CrackRabbit 22:54, 15 August 2012 (EDT)

Its probably: someone that has an article here, someone that sent a DMCA or someone that just really hates us. TKN 00:00, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

that whole site is about as tinfoil as they come.

>implying anybody cares what some shitty site that allows anybody to post crap says

I could report my dog to the FBI for farting and add it there. Also if anything Zaiger should be reported for being homosexual. That's not legal in my state. Mike the Great (talk) 01:34, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

"Ron Clearly", i lol'd ~O b l i q u e 03:43, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

Brandt got pretty obsessed about the IRC logs surrounding ODB's last visit, so it's pretty reasonable to assume he is involved considering how much this site is focussing on them. Not that it is particularly important either way. Oh my gosh, it's a S N A I S Y ! ^{What's a Snaisy?}

It's Gaydiamond, dumbasses. --zaiger (talk) 10:53, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

They probably won't last too long. I've had a number of kooks over the years try and "report" me on that site for all sorts of crazy, retarded shit...usually lasts about 6 months or less before it's taken all down. Pay attention to the dates on that link, they're all within the span of about two months. Also, (re)posting personal information is pretty well laughable considering most of us openly and freely post our personal information to begin with. I've been posting all my personal information online since 1995 and, quite frankly, I've been just ITCHING to make use of my concealed weapons permit (only fifty bucks in the state of Washington), but sadly kooks only ever seem to ~make~ threats, they don't usually ever try and actually ~act~ on them. --Onideus 11:30, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

Hahahahaha, James Holmes is listed as a member of ED. Funny guy.

“	This Mass Murderer lingered on the internet along time before he actually went and killed. I feel for sure he was a part of the criminal organization " anonymous." I also feel he was involved in the Encyclopedia Dramatica online cult of haters on the internet.	„

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 12:57, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

Another great excerpt:

“	Before you get involved in this site or chat group you need to realize that is is a pure Hate Site. The site is a satanistic satanic satanism site. Satanism plays a big part in the site. Satanism and the worship of Satan plays a big part of the Encyclopedia Dramatica site.	„

I love the way she capitalized "Hate Site", like that somehow makes the accusation more ~formal~ or something. *snicker* This stuff is hilarious! It would make for some great quotes on the main page. :)

--Onideus 16:27, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

The one above where she calls us a "satanic" hate site would make a pretty good quote of the now.--CrackRabbit 10:07, 19 August 2012 (EDT)

Someone should add this to Gaydiamond's article. --zaiger (talk) 23:08, 22 August 2012 (EDT)

Breaking News

Assange has been granted asylum and a huge internet shitstorm is in progress. No mention on the front page at all?? Oh my gosh, it's a S N A I S Y ! ^{What's a Snaisy?}

I think he's been in there for a while now (since June iirc), as I understand it the UK government are talking about utilising an existing law to nullify the building's diplomatic status so they can bust in and scoop him up without 'declaring war' on the Ecuadoreans (spelling?). - Mr Jonzz 11:19, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

He was formally granted asylum today. It is all kicking off at the Ecuadorean Embassy, and the past two months have effectively been a build up to today's decision. For srs this should be a thing right now Oh my gosh, it's a S N A I S Y ! ^{What's a Snaisy?}

Update the DYK pending any A/POTN switch? Videostream: http://bambuser.com/v/2905238 - Mr Jonzz 12:18, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

ok, it's aotn for tomorrow. although it's terribly out of date, it seems that featuring articles causes them to be improved. :) -hipcrime 16:11, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

Pussy Riot

wikipedia:Pussy_Riot – We need more articles on current events. --JuniusThaddeus 09:26, 17 August 2012 (EDT)

TL;DR Russian buttmad dykes get IRL banned by Putin. Could make a decent article. Zyklon 13:46, 17 August 2012 (EDT)

a user just made it. :) -hipcrime 06:06, 18 August 2012 (EDT)

Neat. I improved it a bit. Zyklon 10:25, 18 August 2012 (EDT)

Should it be added to "Articles that Need Help" since it's a new article?--CrackRabbit 16:58, 18 August 2012 (EDT)

Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED in the News

Zaiger, A little while ago you called for new press articles on ED that were not mentioned in Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED in the News. I finally got round to doing something about it. I've found 6 so far. I've listed them on your talk page and added them to the In The News article. I've also done translations of the foreign ones and screencapped them in case they disappear. TUXLIE 05:35, 18 August 2012 (EDT)

Breaking News: Tony Scott = An Hero!

	“	Hollywood director Tony Scott, famous for films including Top Gun, has died after jumping from a bridge in Los Angeles...	„
	— BBC

"At the time of his death, he was rumoured to be working with Tom Cruise on a sequel to Top Gun." - Reason enough to do it in my book. - Mr Jonzz 01:37, 20 August 2012 (EDT)

His thetan level must have been too low. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 07:42, 20 August 2012 (EDT)

Myencyclopediadramatica.mp3

find this nigger, do it for ED. plz. Andrés talk contribs 18:42, 20 August 2012 (EDT)

Taliajoy18's youtube channel hacked, dramaz ongoing

~~This was a channel by a 13 year old girl with cancer. She likes to wear makeup instead of a wig. She hasn't done a single whorish thing. That ain't the drama.~~

~~Some guys hacked the channel, and this girl's massive group of followers are shitstorming in the comments as I speak. See for yourself! Massive drama! Just sit and watch the comments fly in.~~ ^{^{Are you butthurt?}} _{BAWWW here.} 21:35, 20 August 2012 (EDT)

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS! Video baleeted by Jewtube.

Remember that video of the cats suffocating by a vaccuum?

Look up Luka Magnotta, the guy who posted the video of 1 lunatic 1 icepick is also possibly linked to his infamous collection of cat videos such as python christmas, cats and a vaccuum and drowning a cat. Lord Tony 00:26, 21 August 2012 (EDT)

~~ LEET. TACTICAL. GAMING. 00:55, 21 August 2012 (EDT)

Luka Magnotta. -hipcrime 03:04, 21 August 2012 (EDT)

FUCK! Lord Tony 08:11, 21 August 2012 (EDT)

Account creation throttle

mediawikiwiki:Manual:$wgAccountCreationThrottle – Perhaps we should change it from "0" (disabled) to "3". I'm guessing that today's batch of accounts were created by a single IP address (I don't have access to the CheckUser tool, so I can't be sure). Causing this person to experience frustration (i.e. slowing this person down and forcing him or her to use more energy) is probably a better strategy to use than MediaWiki:Titleblacklist. --JuniusThaddeus 20:47, 21 August 2012 (EDT)

Ok I'll set it. Is 3 the slowest? --zaiger (talk) 22:37, 21 August 2012 (EDT)

It's how many can be made every day. 3 would be 3 accounts per user. Mike the Great (talk) 22:54, 21 August 2012 (EDT)

Oh so it should be set to one IMO. Thoughts? --zaiger (talk) 23:53, 21 August 2012 (EDT)

Nobody should really have a need to make more than one account over the course of 1 day.

Also whilst on this topic, most of the accounts seem to come from IPs in the range 216.66.128.0/18 looking at the block log (this has been blocked on a number of other wiki's due to abuse at around the same time. See: [3], [4], [5], [6]), blocking that would probably work too. But then you end up blocking 16,384 IPs which may or may not block legitimate users. ~O b l i q u e 00:01, 22 August 2012 (EDT)

I set it to 2. --zaiger (talk) 00:09, 22 August 2012 (EDT)

[7] btw TKN 23:36, 22 August 2012 (EDT)

CU on User:PARADISE and User:HEAVEN? TKN 01:09, 29 August 2012 (EDT)

Also User:Bto, User:Tbo, User:Obt & User:Otb ~O b l i q u e 02:01, 29 August 2012 (EDT)

Blocked. The three letter from those usernames are from the word "bot". Bot and Tob were blocked previously. --JuniusThaddeus 10:37, 29 August 2012 (EDT)

Why is there a Snitch

“	23:55, 22 August 2012 Qumon created new account User:Montelwilliams	„

Yes, I know its cool to know who the fuck did that sock, but sometimes they are needed. Andrés talk contribs 20:25, 22 August 2012 (EDT)

How News Works

SCIENCE!

Okay now check this out: http://www.wwltv.com/news/Medical-Watch-Type-of-hand-soap-could-have-serious-health-effects-167119735.html

LOL

And from the "Internets Stage": http://io9.com/5934699/hand-soap-is-killing-you

The parts EyeWITLESS News left out: "We're still a long way from showing there are directly negative effects on humans — after all, we'd require a much higher exposure than mice to feel the effects, but the ubiquity of the chemical has the authors worried."

And this: "However, without additional studies, it would be difficult for a physician to distinguish between natural disease progression and an environmental factor such as triclosan."

Yes, "additional studies", bouncing back to the University PR stage, using scare tactics to vie for grant money!

It's kind of scary how accurate this comic is. o_O

--Onideus 11:08, 23 August 2012 (EDT)

So at what point of this cycle does the grandmother start doing the research? Mike the Great (talk) 15:32, 24 August 2012 (EDT)

Why people who do research needs to release their finds independently and have a clause stating that this finding may not be substituted with summarized text in any form, regardless of the medium, in a nutshell. Expo 00:45, 27 August 2012 (EDT)

Check this out

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WOAH WOAH WOAH

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

FUCKING SPONGE CAKE?

FUCK.

— Preceding comment added by Zanny (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Mountain Dew fail

They say /b/ did it. Somebody deserves an award. :) [9] Wnt 19:39, 24 August 2012 (EDT)

Old news, friend Elvis 00:38, 25 August 2012 (EDT)

"Did You Know?" hasn't been updated in awhile.

We should really work on keeping it filled with new facts. It still has the same facts as it did half a month ago.--CrackRabbit 18:52, 26 August 2012 (EDT)

I'm on it. Andrés talk contribs 19:04, 26 August 2012 (EDT)

Any other modelfags wanna help with this goldmine?

ModelMayhem - if anyone else has an account on there and wants to include moar of the truly fucked-up shit on that site (shock images, yiffing, etc.) in the article, that would be graet. IT'S ART, rite? The site is (obviously) a clusterfuck of fail, USI, SSP, HIV, etc. and should get more exposure than it does. MisterSnuggles 08:41, 28 August 2012 (EDT)

Literally everyone I've met who uses ModelMayhem is fat, ugly, and cray cray, but sadly I don't know of any actual drama. :( -- owl.talk 17:15, 28 August 2012 (EDT)

Full images upload problem

It seems that I can't overwrite existing files like I've done a long time ago, when I overwrite some pics from old ED here. It's because this is a obselete MediaWiki's version? I want to upload the full version of File:Tenderloin.jpg. Mgs 15:06, 29 August 2012 (EDT)

You have to be editor to reupload pics. Ask Zaiger for editor TKN 20:41, 29 August 2012 (EDT)

Leave me a message on my talk page and I'll upload the images for you TUXLIE 21:45, 2 September 2012 (EDT)

Anyone who needs editor can just leave a message on my talkpage and I will give it to them. As long as they have a decent edit history I have no problem handing out editor status indiscriminately.--zaiger (talk) 00:01, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

Suggestion Quote - ButLova

If he really does love "every girls butts" (lolis and furries too), then he must be a pedophile too. I'll send you the quote.

	“	I love every girls butts! So round, so warm, so cozy and it very very very very very soft! Don't get me wrong, I don't treat real women like objects. I just love butts!	„
	—ButLova's introduction to DeviantART.

Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 04:34, 30 August 2012 (EDT)

sauce? ~O b l i q u e 06:39, 31 August 2012 (EDT)

Sauce. - Mr Jonzz 06:41, 31 August 2012 (EDT)

yayaya made qotn. ~O b l i q u e 06:50, 31 August 2012 (EDT)

	“	I only make fictional women have bigger butts than they usually have. Though I can't have every fictional women have big butts.	„
	— ButLova

I lol'd - Mr Jonzz 07:25, 31 August 2012 (EDT)