David Hogg

David Miles Hogg^卐 (a.k.a. Bossy Hogg) is a sociopathic "17-year-old" crybaby, cyber bully, amateur Elliot Rodger impersonator and Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School student who was tragically not shot to death by Nikolas Cruz on February 14, 2018. Before the bodies of 17 of his supposed friends even had the chance to begin rigor mortis, David—who is a brainwashed liberal muppet and the unholy spawn of a Hillary-loving FBI agent—decided to abuse this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get himself on national television by demanding gun control along with several of his gay little friends.

Cock goes where?

Mere days after the shooting, Hogg was verified by Twatter despite the fact that they had supposedly shut down the verification process months earlier in response to liberals whining about the site verifying "Nazis" and other individuals who just weren't progressive enough in their politics. Some argue that this is proof that either Darth Soros and his Globalist Storm Troopers paid off Twitter or Twitter is just a liberal hugbox and Jack Dorsey is a fucking tyrant – both of which happen to be at least 100% true.

David has since gone on to order his Twatter followers to harass Faux News's Laura Ingraham and has started reforming the Hitler Youth in a way that appeals more to young millennials.

See Also

• Nazi
• Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists
• Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting
• Crisis Actor

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