User talk:Carrotmanster

Welcome, Carrotmanster

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SheepBot^Talk PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO LEARN ABOUT THE JEWISH ATROCITIES AGAINST THIS NATION 10:59, 26 March 2012 (EDT)

Phillips academy andover

hello. plz work more on your new article. as it is, it is a one paragraph placeholder with only this phrase:

	“	A bunch of rich fucks. Everybody there has AIDS. Weaboos and faggotry abound. Founded in 9000 BC by Jewge Washington and his pal Sir AIDS III. Activities include waterskiing, archery, and generally fucking with the poor people from Lawrence.	„

i have taken time to count the lulz in this new article and found absolutely zero. please read your welcome message above, and also take time to learn what ED is all about. -hipcrime 13:28, 26 March 2012 (EDT)

Phillips academy andover Needs to be worked on here.

Don't make us ban you please.

From the looks of Recent Changes, it looks like you are attempting to write a new article on Phillips academy andover. Please be advised that you should create this article in your userspace here and work on it before you contact an editor or a sysop to move it to mainspace. If you don't know what to do, here are some tips:

• Do not create your article in the main namespace. Work on it here.
• Read ED:LULZ, ED:101, and ED:RR.
• Make it long enough to be worth reading (Several paragraphs, at least).
• Use headings and insert images.
• Link to a few outside sources to help establish internets relevance.

If you are going to make a placeholder with 10 sentences, zero lulz and relevance with a summary of "I'll finish this someday", do it in your userspace, please. --MilænorTSW 08:59, 27 March 2012 (EDT)