User talk:BitchwithBallClippers

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Welcome, BitchwithBallClippers

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TKN Bot 14:21, 27 December 2012 (EST)

that shit you did

Is called vandalism, your edits are shit and you are almost whiteknighting. --Andrés   (talkplx) 15:08, 27 December 2012 (EST)

So you don't think old wikipedia articles are FUNNIER than this shit? WOW!! How ESTABLISHMENT!!!! Geeze, if I do a funny article on some liberal organization or some conservative one will that get deleted too? WI mean there are so many balls dragging through the dirt to be commented upon.

What's next,you'll call the Party Van on me? And what's all this type the two words shit? What a bunch of Paranoids. BitchwithBallClippers 15:12, 27 December 2012 (EST)

acknowledged. --Andrés   (talkplx) 15:19, 27 December 2012 (EST)

A suggestion from me

We are not Wikipedophilia. We believe in lulz.

We believe in posting lulzy shit, and reposting things written by unfunny kiddy fiddlers is not lulzy.

If you really want to shit all over a wiki friendly to having turds smeared on it, go post on Unfunnypedia. Or post it on Ohshitternet.

Or, since you seem to be a fan of those sick fucks, why don't you just go give Jimmy a blowjob and get the fuck off ED already.

DarkLordTR 17:28, 27 December 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Hey, man, give an IT a chance to get in tune with the flow. I never did in jimmys yard so I'll get kicked out of yours too? So maybe I didn't see something in the NY Times and it really was in some listserve, can't a guy/gal have some fun?? Or is this a closet gay site that freaks when real gender benders get on board?? BitchwithBallClippers 17:34, 27 December 2012 (EST)
I'm in a good mood and have other shit to do, so I won't be around for awhile, but assuming you're actually serious about not wanting to be shit on for posting fail and you actually plan on being a worthwhile editor, then here's some helpful advice.
Lurk for awhile, get an idea what this place is all about, then write or make edits to an article this place would consider worth keeping.
Otherwise, you'll be considered this type of EDiot:
 

Jew
You look like you came from Wikipedia, so it would be nice if you started acting like a Dramatician. I gave you a barnstar as encouragement.

Thanks for the encouragement! This article's no fun any more because carol moore just said on the listserve her traffick went up a lot on her sites today and she said parody sites just prove you are pissing off the right people. But I still think that old wikipedia article she posted and I put up here WAS funnier in a subtle way than this silly thing. I mean everyone will know this all lies except where there's a "reliable source" link. ha ha ha. But don't be too encouraging, since opposition also is a good motivator! BitchwithBallClippers 18:13, 27 December 2012 (EST)

Hi sexy fuck whore

i dont know how to be charming but i thought id whiteknight u and say hey, fuck those guys above no one gives a hell if your edits suck except u so just remember dont use ball clipz on whiteknights i am thee internet savior Penislord

Such a sweet heart. I might run out of insults after a while if I had to insult someone EVERY posting!! It's more fun if they don't like it anyway. OOOPS, but I don't think they did... ;-) BitchwithBallClippers 15:47, 6 January 2013 (EST)

Heyo!

I answered yer question/complaint, right nyah:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Image_Selection_Process#.22File_extension_does_not_match_MIME_type.22.3F

--Onideus   20:27, 18 February 2013 (EST)

Babies

I would like to make babies with you.

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