User:Mike the Great/Mariozplaze

Mario, enjoying some outdoor activities

"Oh man I fucking love black dicks" — Mariozplaze

Mariozplaze aka Zachary Zahradka is a known 15-year-old homosexual who likes to make blog posts on ED. Akin in nature to Jim Profit, he likes to shit out comments longer than anybody would like to read complaining about how administrators violated his rights by banning him wrongly. His favorite pastimes enjoy making Web 2.0 abortions, BAWWWWING and black dicks.

	“	I'm ditching you guys for Uncyclopedia, also I wrote a hate rant against you guys! See ya the fuck never assholes!	„
	—Mariozplaze victoriously getting the fuck out of ED.

	“	I'm 15 and I'm taking all honors classes come my 10th grade year in a week. So I'm not a retard and I don't give a crap about what you think about me, and thanks to Zaiger's support I have the right to delete this subject soon. Have a nice life fucker!	„
	—Mariozplaze on CSIV?

	“	.............ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! MIKE SAID WHAT I DID WASN'T MY FAULT, I GET PERMABANNED ANYWAY, YOU SAY YOU CAN UNBANNED ME AND IT DIDN'T WORK!!!!! DID YOU EVEN NEED MY FACEBOOK OR IP? THIS SITE IS BULLSHIT!!!!!! >:OOOOOO	„
	—Mariozplaze getting doxed and banned.

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Early Life

Mariozplaze was born on May, 18 1997 in a small town in Ohio. Unfortunately, his parents didn't know what he'd become today and failed to abort him. Shortly after, he was abused by his father sexually upon finding out the degree to which his homosexuality had reached. This gave Mariozplaze a burning lust for dick that he tried his hardest to satiate. After he moved to Florida, his father got v& for loving his son a little too much, leaving Mariozplaze with an unfillable hole. After moving to another shitty small town, his mom married a stepdad who IRL cyber bullied him for his interests.

External Links

• https://sites.google.com/site/dubblezeegamescom/
• http://www.chess.com/members/view/mariozplaze
• http://www.pouetpu-games.com/?section=6&id=9493
• http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=1388810
• http://www.lawadvice.ws/apollo-justice-ace-attorney-case-1-part-5/comment-page-1/#comment-5489
• http://www.planetminecraft.com/member/mariozplaze/
• http://mariozplaze.newgrounds.com/
• http://www.youtube.com/user/mariozplaze
• http://www.memecenter.com/user/mariozplaze/33917

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