User:Chuj/Sandbox/Varg Vikernes

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Varg Vikernes (Legal name Louis Cachet, born Kristian Vikernes), is a 51 years old edgelord pagan larper, neo-nazi white supremacist, notorious christfag hater, convicted murderer and among other things - musician. His initial popularity was closely tied to his short-lived career as bass player in the band Mayhem, and various irl shenanigans back in the 90s. Majority of his fans found Varg through his, thankfully defunct, Jewtube channel - Thulean Perspective, nowadays he can be found on Twitter, where he's usually seen engaged in prolific shitposting and OTI slapfights with other philosopher kings of modern era.

Early days

 
Vargie's being ignorant about his childhood heros

Despite being a 70s kid varg's childhood was one many a neckbeard can relate to, born to middle class parents our boy spend his youthful days listening to crappy 80s metal and even crappier reading fantasy books, with works of J.R.R Tolkien being one of his favorites. Vikernes' love for fantasy is worth noting since he's constantly living in one. Those years were also a period in which majority of his views were shaped, because of his father's work he spend a year in Baghdad, where he attended Iraqi school and got redpilled on brown people. Lord of the Rings lead to fascination with Germanic mythology and eventually neo paganism something he claims can be found in abundance in the stories of Middle Earth, which only proves Varg is a retard who can't understand what he's reading.