User:Chuj/Sandbox/Varg Vikernes

Varg Vikernes (Legal name Louis Cachet, born Kristian Vikernes), is a 51 years old edgelord pagan larper, neo-nazi white supremacist, notorious christfag hater, convicted murderer and among other things - a musician. His initial popularity was closely tied to his short-lived career as bass player in the band Mayhem, and various irl shenanigans back in the 90s. Majority of his fans found Varg through his, thankfully defunct, Jewtube channel - Thulean Perspective, nowadays he can be found on Twitter, where he's usually seen engaged in prolific shitposting and OTI slapfights with other philosopher kings of modern era.

Early days

Vargie's being ignorant about his childhood heroes.

Despite being a 70s kid varg's childhood was one many a neckbeard can relate to, born to middle class parents our boy spend his youthful days listening to crappy 80s metal and reading even crappier fantasy books, with works of J.R.R Tolkien being one of his favorites. Vikernes' love for fantasy is worth noting since he's constantly living in one, especially his fantasies of being an aryan ubermensch, saving white race from the shitskin menace. Those years were also a period in which majority of his views were shaped, because of his father's work he spend a year in Baghdad, where he attended Iraqi school and got redpilled on brown people. Lord of the Rings lead to fascination with Germanic mythology and eventually neo paganism - something he claims can be found in abundance in the stories of Middle Earth, which only proves Varg is a retard who can't understand what he's reading. Like many young metalheads young Kristian picked up a guitar and tried to create music of his own, after playing with bunch of noname bands he eventually started his pet project - Burzum, something that will later become baby's first edgy metal band for an entire generation of dweebs.

1990s

Things were looking good for Varg in the 90s, he was recording albums as Burzum, found himself new hobby of burning churches, he loved grilling the Scandinavian architecture so much he ended up turning about seven of them into charcoal. Around that time two of demo tapes were discovered by Euronymous, the guitarist of band called Mayhem, one very important fact about norwegian metal scene at the time is that they were bunch of batshit insane bastards tripping on mushrooms all the time. Dead, Mayhem's lead singer and frontman who anhero'd in 91' used to burry his clothes in the ground two weeks before a concert, dig them up and do the entire show in rotting, maggot-infested garments. Euronymous being drugged out, crazy bastard probably choose Varg as the next bassist of the band not for his talent but because of the fact Vargie looked like kawaii uguu~ femboy and Mr Aarseth had a thing for brutal murderrape of those.