Important people

Dominant people have long been important in society. Ranging from celebrities to slightly less popular celebrities, these important people make life worth living. They are constant sources of drama and lulz, especially at the expense of their many fanboys.

Johnny Cash is a very important person

Important people on the internets are different to important people IRL. Important people on the internets are often ignored by the world at large, with the exception of fat kids reenacting Star Wars. The aforementioned are often the subject of internet lawsuits and massive exchanges of internet money.

A Partial List of Important People:

• Johnny Cash
• The President of Paraguay
• Jesus
• Sir Walter Raleigh
• Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
• Dave Eggers

Important People on the Internets:

• Ripper

Important people are not to be confused with internet celebrities, who are often touchstones of moral and social enlightenment.