Doc James

Doc James‎ (AKA User:Jmh649), is the pseudonym of Dr. James Heilman of Moose Jaw, Canada. A former shemale model he is currently employed photographing indigent patients in the emergency room in Moose Jaw, he also is an Administrator and resident medical expert on Wikipedia, a scary Wikidragon and an hero.

File:Dr. James Heilman.jpg

Doc James; the modeling career didn't work out. Disclaimer: No digital manipulation used, this is his actual face. Any resemblance to a horse's ass is purely coincidental.

File:Doc James is an attention whore.jpg

Doc James is an attention whore who can't spiel da Engrish rite, but he has nice tits

In 2009 Doc James posted the Rohrschach inkblots on Wikipedia, he felt that according to his expertise witholding this information would be like the "Chinese government's censorship of the Tiananmen Square Massacre. ..."[1]. He was on television and in the news all over the world which swelled his head and helped compensate for his feelings of inadequacy due to his small penis.

When not hard at work taking pictures of men's testicles [2], Doc James likes to relax by playing with his own balls. According to Doc [3] "one of my favorite activities, juggling five balls". WTF?.

Doc James' Dickisms

Doc James is also a Clinical Assistant Professor at the University of Saskatchewan and a Clinical Instructor at the University of British Columbia. Where he utilizes his amazing mastery of the English language to teach the next generation of doctors.

20:44, 15 October 2010 (diff | hist) Cardiopulmonary resuscitation ‎ (advocated do not challenge stuff evidence challenges stuff)[4]
I do not know have [sic] an image of a dead person glamorizes suicide. Doc James (talk · contribs · email) 18:16, 26 July 2010 (UTC)[5]
The last change you made I find exceptable[4]. Doc James (talk · contribs · email) 13:53, 29 September 2010 (UTC)[6]
Give the details about research in a treatment section for stuff that is not treatments is miss leading. Doc James (talk · contribs · email) 06:43, 23 September 2010 (UTC)[7]
Wikipedia is in the public domain which means it belongs to all of use. Help protect and expand this attempt at the sum of all human knowledge.[8]
...(expert opinion) as I have stated previously in no way justifies the senzorship of images on wikipedia for medical reasons. Cheers --Doc James (talk · contribs · email) 01:08, 25 June 2009 (UTC)[9]

Doc James Awards

For his outstanding contributions to assraping the "Sum of all human knowledge" Doc has been received many awards from his fellow Wikipedians, among them:

The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar (three of these, WOW)
The Special Barnstar

		The Barnstar of Diligence
		For your help on numerous articles undergoing good or featured article review and for spending so much time striving to keep balance on the Ass Rape articles despite people trying very hard to do otherwise. Literaturegeek \| T@1k? 00:13, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

		The Fat Whore Award
		Even though you are an Fugly four-eyed attention whore, you act just like a Fat Whore...Like me, I a fat whore, LOL. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 01:51, 20 October 2010 (UTC)

Wikimedia Canada

Not content to contribute to the sum of all human knowledge on Wikipedia, our hero is also actively seeking to create "Wikimedia Canada", I am attempting to finish the process of creating Wikimedia Canada. I have a freind [sic] who is a corporate lawyer who has expressed interest in joining us.[10]

Doc James Hobbies

When not running a modeling agency out of the Five Hills Health Region E.R. by photographing ignorant poor patients and uploading their pictures to Teh Internets [11], juggling his balls or assraping the "sum of all human knowledge", Doc James likes to ride the local Mantrain and participate in friendly get togethers with fellow Wikipedians.

Mangering da Engrish

Regular Engrish:

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) is an emergency procedure to temporarily sustain the life of a person in cardiac arrest or respiratory arrest.[1] CPR is performed both in hospitals and in pre-hospital settings[12]

Doc James Engrish:

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) is an emergency procedure which is attempted to return life to a person in cardiac arrest or respiratory arrest.[1] It may be attempted both in and outside of a hospital.[13]