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BYOND
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A valiant but failed effort by a pair of bright-eyed students, BYOND is a piece of shit used to create anime games. The community consists of 30-year-old virgins living in their mothers' basements, and 10-year-old freaks who are obsessed with anime. There are over 9000 anime games, countless other fan games limited to 10 FPS and SNES graphics, and a small collection of "original" content which is all based on other games. The majority of the developers, being under the age of 14 and thinking blue text on pink background on their shitty MySpace pages prepares them for programming, harp endlessly about the language being too difficult to use and instead opt for downloading a complete source previously stolen by someone else and simply modifying the text that appears in the window's title bar when played.
Lummox JR
The BYOND community consists of two groups: the "guru" elitists who would prefer to delete anything with the word "Naruto" in it if it weren't providing the system's primary income; and the endless anime fanboys with IQs below room temperature. The latter group is the more prolific developer. Claims of the system being simple to use for a beginning developer are lost among the pompous comments of the senior members, who frequently take time out of their day to call you a dumbass for not taking considerations with your program code that haven't been relevant since the eighties.
For a fee of $18 per year, you receive a small collection of extra perks:
- A blog to bitch about other members or to create drama
- The ability to rank games, allowing their perceived popularity to bloat even further
- Extra shit from games that reward BYOND members
- A misplaced sense of elitism
- The ability to disable ads (for those dipshits still using IE that don't have an ad blocker plugin of some manner)
The 5 Sections
Basically what everyone 13 year old boy goes to when they can’t google their favorite anime BYOND games. It's usually useless because of dumbass admins that make excuses for failure to properly sort them.
- Action
- It's usually where every dumbass goes when their Xbox 360 caught the red ring of death. It's full of Megaman and Zombie games. Not as bad as anime, but still pretty fail.
- Anime
- Basically what every Narutard, DBZ Fanboy, Bleachfag, and Pokenerd reside before they make the Final Solution. 99% of byond is anime and all of them are stolen rips of older games.
- Casual
- Where the admins usually hang around. The only reason people would be over here is to troll.
- RPG
- Like BYOND anime, only nerdier.
Creating Games
- Download any previously stolen source code.
- Locate the administration section and put your key inside all the strings.
- Change the text that appears in the window's title bar.
- Upload it.
- Claim it's yours.
Congratulations, you have your own original MMORPG, now go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.
Being Cool
Because the majority of BYOND's player bases are retarded anime fanboys, seeming like you're cool is no difficult feat. Try these tips to become cool on BYOND:
- Create a game and lure in some random people as administration (see above for details).
- Always pretend you know what you're talking about, no matter how wrong you know you are.
- Whenever you see a player in a game that is ostensibly female, flirt with it and attempt to flaunt your totally awesome game or sprites.
- Never admit that the trolls are smarter than you are.
- Make a bunch of terrible icons, then gloat about how great an artist you are.
If these tips are too difficult for you to follow, you should consider taking the easy step and pressing alt+f4.
Quotes
—BYOND member Spunky girl. (You know? The BYOND SLUT) | ||
—BYOND member Gokumasaki. (The flailing troll.) | ||
—Byond member King killer 113711. (The know it all.) | ||
—Byond member Rorian. (The fag on DBF.) | ||
—Some random BYOND member, who will come back in 4 months tops | ||
—BYOND member Teh GREAT Thundorz, a retard acting like a 13 year old boy | ||
—Byond member who got caught, and doesn't want to look geeky(to late) in front of the other BYONDorks | ||
—BYOND member Poal, a hair away from opting for the final solution | ||
—BYOND member Dark Wizard, bitching at BYOND admins for being trolled. | ||
—BYOND member Masterdan, attempting to muster some sort of reply on Propaganda | ||
—BYOND Member Ganing, causing pointless edrama. | ||
—BYOND Member Kalzar, shifting the blame to the REAL culprit. | ||
—Cocksucker CyAlpha | ||
—AnimeBeyond, another example of nigger influence on BYOND | ||
—Moar nigger shit by that nigger AB | ||
—BYOND cockLover Tophat. Also known for performing BJ's at a discount. | ||
—BYOND member Randomman1. | ||
—BYOND member Rumia, claiming to be great after making shitty icons. | ||
- Menad - Another retarded ripper whom think's he is epic. again he ripped REO2 But what did he do this time? NOTHING AT ALL! all he did was Boost up the stats so every random Noob can get over 9000 Kills and pretend to be Total pro.
- Tenkichi - A retarded ripper on BYOND. This guy really think he's the most mature sexy looking epic guy whom totaly Orginal at both coding and Spriting. What games he done? Dragon ball z Which is TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!. Not only is this guy a Retard and a ripper, He is also a a druken bastard whom also a pedo Which Everyone think's he should Become An Hero, He is constently Drunk and always want attention from everyone. He also Think he was in the war for 5 years in which when he came back, Begged Darker Emerald Some Emo whom own's RE02 for mod on his game in which that retard DID give him mod,. His list of Staff include girls under 17 whom he gives Buttsex so they may keep their POWERS
- Loyal_Krauser - Yet another reo2 Ripper (when will it stop?).This time all he done is copy Creations and "sprites" off countless games decide to call them his own then Decide to say his game is Totaly Orginal, he even Decide to make False Reviews from sites such as Failspot(Gamespot)And IGN. oh another thing he's a Mexican Whom "Spezk Liekz diz and thikz hez tehz shitzs. He now fucking about on Encyclopedia Dramatica in thinking he can be awesome and "change" the true fact he's a Retarded fuck up.
- Marlus - Ripped Reo2 Yet again like the last 3 Noobass Fail rippers, This time all he Done is Added Guns, Gun AND WHAT More guns. Sounds nice? It still suck balls cause only him and his gayass fuckbuddies only play it.
- Ss4gogeta0 - A retard that has a bazilion rips that never make it passed beta hosting... Claims to be a legend of REO but in reality he turns tricks behind a 7/11 for reo fags... also he makes really crappy icons that should never see the light of day... and he tends to stop playing byond every year due to his job as a prostitute.
- Sharingannodamie/Jason - Faggots that own a REO2 rip. I mean common when will these people stop.
- Richy221 - Ripped the source of REO2 and made his gay game and thinks hes the shit now. He can't even gfx and he says hes an iconner. His ideal pic is a REO5 picture with his name on it, it looks like it was done in paint.
- Corey Uchima - Works with Richy221 on fail rips.
- NightmareZarkus - Owner of that failass rip of Bleach Los Noches called Bleach Lost Horizon.
- Xorbah - Claims to have made all his rip games better then they normally were. His games range from Bleachfag, DBZ Fan Shit, to Narutard.
- Cyberlord34/DarkPrinceX - Has stopped ripping due to a warning from Tom
- Raze2/XxMagnesiumxX/PrinceVegeta122/Earths Special Forces/Anime world productions/Kakorat1/Majin_vegeta_SS2 - Cyberlord's alts.
- Lil Diamond/Fight for Supremacy/Dark Inc.
- Bobbyawesome/Big Boobs Girl
- Gato547/Gay rapist ripper.
- Rugg/Whiney little bitch
- Bustercannon/Homo dick sucking fag
- Asellia /Faggot/Gay Faggot/Fatass Faggot/Acne Faggot/Naruto New Faggots.
- Xian 2 /Butthurt because he doesn't have Admin on Gokau's shitty rip
- Mistick/Slut
- Sabaku No Kira/Bitch
Games You Should Troll
- Byond AnimeFilled with Retarded rip's and nerds with Butthurt easy Troll targets
- Resident Evil Outbreak Another REO2 fail rip by Jason and Sharingannodamie. People never stop.
- Resident Evil Online Beta A REO2 rip by Richy221 some fag with emo looking hair. All he did to the game was add a little health meter not much done and also him as admin. I mean come on kid you fail.
- Bleach Last Horizon Another Bleach game rip off of Bleach Los Noches claims to have put hard work into the game, but you can smell the BLN and BSOC icons. If you pick between the two, I would choose the real game which is pvp, but atleast it is not a rip. Not to mention its community is full of trolls and drama!
- NarutoSupremeShadows-Most notable rip on Byond. Narutard game with drama,hackers,Lazy ass owners and lots of Gay GM's. Owned by a rapist
- Naruto Dasshoku Seiryoku A Naruto Bleach fusion game filled with drama.
- Dragon Ball Epic Universe Another version of finale by Dragonn/Tenshaku/Nubtard. They claim that this one is more RP fixed with shitty sounds and mass MJ, Diarea(Not how you spell it failass), and other dumb ass commands.
- Naruto Grand Online Adventure The most popular game on BYOND, also a narutarded game. The game used to actually be fun back in its beta stages, but just like every other BYOND mmorpg it requires you to sell your soul to not suck at the game.
- Dragon Ball Finale This game "Isn't a rip" it just has the same icons as Zeta! It's an incredibly boring game with people who know everything in the world :)
- Chatters Retards pretending to be smart. Act as ignorant republican christian for maximum lulz.
- Cowed Eurofags gather to yiff. Ironically, the players and moderators are all lolcows. Homosexual slurs gain extra points.
- Final Fantasy Legacy The most "popular" FF4 rip, that "isn't a rip and has permission from the original coder!!!11one". Already has quite a few trolls on it, though they're always looking for a few more good trolls! Plus, it's easy to get a rise out of the (current) "creator" of the game, too.
- Dragonball Z Dark Apocalypse Another DBZ rip made by a 14 year old girl. This variation is quite special though. They claim to be the game that remains true to the series. Maybe that's why you can choose to become a sword-wielding dragon ninja. The "owner" having a voice that rivals Yoko Ono is also a plus.
- Pokemon Advanced Network Possibly the most original game on BYOND. Steals and uses sprites from various Pokemon Ranger games. (This is secretly an attempt to advertise. Sh.)
- Naruto New Dawn Perhaps the Worst Game on BYOND, Has a Fail Battle System, Bratty Players, And Admins that Enjoy Sucking some massive Dick, Along with a Player that Poses to be a man.
- Death Note: Online Fail ass game with a -bitch- as the owner. Pissy ass fourteen year old. You need to troll that shit into an oblivion.
The Community
Gato547
- The most gayish Narutard byond game owner.
- Gives away gm for ms points..how retarted.
- A notable rapist and ripper.
- Known as TP a.k.a The Pussy.
Jaboodles
- Retarded kid who believes he is a master at trolling. He is of course a nigger, so a simple math equation will send his brain into overload, shutting him down for the rest of the day.
Jamel1027
- Fag who uses ripped sources to create games he thinks are epic, but at the end of the day, still has accomplished nothing but pure utter fail. His parents are disappoint.
Nightbreaker
- A nigger who thinks he's cool because he can host a game from his shitty computer made from bamboo sticks and soggy french fries. Needs to be trolled 24/7 for optimum lulz.
Xorbah
- Very fail due to his lack of originality. White boy yet tomato color looking with blonde fag hair. Who wouldn't blame him if he quit life. Make a original game you chump!
Sderg AKA Sderp
- One of those Bleachfags who plays the shitty Bleach Last Horizon. He likes to give the source to the game out for free and expects to be admin, but ends up banned from the game. One of the most immature players you will ever meet full of abuse. He may actually be a girl as found on this website under "Sderg" http://snyp.net/gallery.html.
TupacRIP
- Faggot ass ripper who thinks he knows it all and claims to know smart ass math. His name is Clinton and he will rage at you cause hes a bitch. He's also a dirty nigger.
Rorian
- Faggot who plays rp games for a living to try and rape every guy he meets. He prefers Dragon Ball RP games. His search for the legendary, succulent balls are still in progress.
PerfectGoku
- He's a sex beast with over 9000 sexually transmitted diseases from numerous counts of gay sex, but a narcissistic black person. Shitty excuse for a game designer.
King killer 113711
- Another nigger who claims to make master games, yet hasn't come out with a single piece of shit game. Needs to be sent back to Africa with his chimpanzee brethren.
Ruckus the Zookeeper
- Ne-ga-ro catcher who gets hired to troll.
DooshBaugettes
- OMG HE IZ A BILLY MAYS H8R
- Fag who wants to be a troll in every way possible.
- Defiles the Troll name
- Makes me want to commit suicide
- Notable Quotes include:
- ONE GUY DARED BILLY MAYS TO SELL LAVA AS A DRAIN CLEANER. THAT GUY BOUGHT THE LAVA FOR TWENTY BUCKS FROM HIM TWO MINUTES LATER. OXY CLEAN ISN'T REALLY JUST A DETERGENT, IT'S THE CONCENTRATED POWER OF BILLY MAY'S AWESOME SELLING POWERS.
- HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK
- This was written by a famous troll btw
Bishamon121
- The successor of Dragonn/Tenshaku/Nubtard. He is a stupid fucktard who paid 2,000 dollars for an online game filled with weaboos and pedophiles. Has a case of unwarranted self-importance, but will always be white trash.
Ishina
- A very, very disturbing individual, and a chronic tarp. He has never played or acted like a character of his gender on BYOND, only choosing to play females, and due to the raging hormones of teenage boys who play this failsite, gets cyber raped 24/7, but instead of rejecting the homosexual relations, he instead cyburz back, letting out an occasional moan as a tentacle rips open his cyber pussy, and also tempts young boys with roleplayed pantyshots and moments of vulnerability. Private investigators and Faux News have, through, painstaking study and years of research, proven that Ishina is infact a stereotypical 50 year old fat white nerd living in his mom's piss reeked basement with a highly leveled up WOW account
Dragonn/Tenshaku/Nubtard
- The most fail BYOND game owner alive. He likes to go into his game servers and abuse while closing down the servers that he doesn't like, even if they're good. Due to the help of SSX he was able to make a DBZ RP game. He now fked up and his games suck. Also he loves to come into games with his BYOND possy consisting of ThirdCoastG and Migurashi. He's sold all his games to lonely nerds to make enough money to complete his sextoy collection.
Nevets
- A 10 year old boy plagued by down syndrome and autism, Nevets is famous for the most obscene bullshittery and abuse in the history of BYOND. It all started when the dumbfuck Tens gave the host files to a 8 year old boy fresh out of kindergarten. Nevets, like many others on Byond, thinks that he is superior just because he talks like an uppity white boy and banzorz anyone who questions his extra chromosome 21. When the crack cocaine wore off, Tens realized he fucked up, and corrected his mistake by taking away the cracker's hosting rights forever. Nevets is now found lurking on the bastard offspring of Finale, except this time, he has adopted the average byonder's unwarranted self-importance.
Aby
- Thinks he is the shit and what he does is the shit. Annoying ass kid(which is how he acts). He likes to suck Tenshaku/Dragonn/Nubtard's dick to host a server on the hub. He's a fat nigger who tries to muh dick tarps and his dad is a slave in Africa. He lives in downtown compton in a house filled with bullet holes, semen, and expired milk.
AnimeBeyond
- A nigger/wigger who thinks he's cool even though he's clearly not, and speaks in ebonics for attention from his superior white counterparts. He has a shitty dial up connection because his up to date computer is made out of the finest technology in Africa. His hobbies are raping tarps, and getting internet pussy because he is duh rl g dawg. He was last caught sucking dick on EU.
SilvaDreams
- The resident female of Dragonball Pheonix, he/she went to work sucking mad dick once more after the rise of pheonix. Years of cumshots and anal penetration finally paid off, as he/she is now Bishamon's male/female sex slave in exchange for admunz.
TienShenhan
- Another Byond reject that claims to be 27 years old with a family, yet still plays BYOND every waking moment of his life. He claims that he rly wanted to take his daughter to her first day of Kindergarten, then have sex with his below average wife, but Pheonix was having double exp gains for one day only, and he had to attend to the important things in life.
Shoushin-Hime
- A master tarp who managed to confuse the BYOND community for over a year, leading them to think he was a girl with bouts of PMS and random womanly outbursts, however, the mythbuster squad of Byond, consisting of niggers AnimeBeyond and Aby exposed the trap on MSN via this image- http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/9059/shouisatarp.jpg
Gokumasaki
- He is a fail troll that tries to emulates greats like Soul Lust and Darkwizard.
Dinomaster45
- He's a sneaky dastardly little 15 year old Mexican who makes shitgrass (GFX, well his version of gfx)
- He's also in love with the user named Axerob, he's this guy who pirates shit on the internet.
- Dinomaster45 has a robotic voice to an extent; it sounds like he has a dick up his ass.
- He's also been spotted raping animals. Him and GamemakingDude have surely made sweet doggy sex in the shower.
Cyberlord34
- He's been banned; praise white people.
AxeRob
- He likes to get down with the verbs. He's fat white trash with an even fatter girlfriend who's rolls he loves to suck on while he codes his fail excuse for a nurutu game.
IceWarriorX
- The deranged black person owner of the Bandwagon guild, he prays on the weak little children of BYOND, hoping to suck their testicles.
Jeff8500
SilkWizzard
- This guy has to be the most retarded rich white faggot on the face of the fucking planet. His unwarranted self-importance is pathetic.
Holybond/Malamalajong
- The most annoying and whining bitch you will ever meet. If he doesn't get his way he'll use his elite hackzor skills to penetrate your shithole.
NightmareZarkus
- Another faggot who has followed the way for making games outlined above and has created Bleach the Last Horizon rip edition revised
- Has the shittiest community for games on BYOND.
Asellia
- Some black person That owns Naruto New Dawn
- A Literal Faggot That enjoys taking it up her Fatass Asshole
- Fag coder of rip Bleach Last Horizon
Ss4gogeta0
- A dragonball Z nerd who can't grasp the fact that the show ended 20 years ago.
- Made a fail ass DBZ rip game that is never hosted due to the lack of tits and super saiyan.
- A self proclaimed raper of everything with a penis, man or animal.
- GETS A HARDO GAI FOR ANYTHING RELATED TO DBZ OR SILENT HILL
- A stereotypical nigger that uses racist slurs to insult others, but irl he's black himself, and only manages to lower his self esteem as he cries in the fetal position after a session of rapid masturbation.
' Kazaname
- Enjoys giving Bj's in his spare time for a a quarter an hour quite bargain!
- A known Pedophile and Rapist thats right two for the price of one!!
' Angel.Ninja
- Stupid ass slut who uses her looks to manipulate admins. Constantly talks shit but really has 25 black men in her house that rape her every night and uses byond to cover it up. If you google her ass you can find her on suckingdick.com
' Ryuritsuka
- Straight up cunt who trys to pass as a guy, when its clearly obvious she's bitching because of her vaginal leakage.
' Cross Higu
- AKA the ugliest nigger on byond. You can't even see him in the streets because his head will reflect the sun light into your eyes, therefore making him in permenant solar flare mode.
- A stupid black nigger who has never had a girlfriend in his life, and tries to use intelligence to cover it up. The closest he has gotten to an girl is touching the betty crockercake box.
- A rapist who cybers tarps in order to fufill his fantasys of related to any female.
' Mistick
- Stupid bitch who cybers 100% of the BYOND Nigger population.
- White skank who's been admin on all BYOND games for having sex with the owners.
- Racist.
- Fat Ass, Nigga liking, cunt punk, bitch slut faggot ass whore with no life.
- Fantasizes about black men.
- 50% Tarp.
- Known to have a deformed stank pussy.
- Will cyber you for jutsu/techniques/or money.
' Iocamus
- Noob faggot ass ripper who constantly quits SSO and comes back for attention and more butt lickings from the players.
- A white justin bieber face ass faggot who is butt hurt that noone will play his shitty rip.
- Shane Dawson acne wearing ugly ass dumb cunt.
' Jetnissian
- Inactive game owner
- Cock sucking nigger who tries to act professional
- McDonalds working nigga who tries to impress people by adminning a fail ass Naruto Game
- Lives in Brooklyn; Ghetto ass nigger who needs to go back to Africa
- Kunta Kinte
' Mugen234
- Gay faggot ass non-updating game owner
- A stupid jamaican nigger who tries to rap to support his first born child conceived by his on mother.
- A dumb nigger that has waves that do not float and tries to show them off in the shitty youtube videos he makes.
- A faggot that looks like he's straight out of roll bounce and has an deformity in his brain, thus the reason why his key is Mugen234 instead of Mugen123, stupid nigger can't count.
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