King Dedede Drooling While Eating

King Dedede Drooling While Eating is the title of a series of merchandise on Sears.com that displays King Dedede, a Kirby character, fucking some Waddle Dees. They were made by a company called "Carson's Collectibles" and the art was stolen from furry porn from Furaffinity. 4chan and Something Awful discovered it and they had a field day!

An extensive gallery

They have free shipping!

The merchandise was up since April 2010.

Now, searching "king dedede drooling while eating" sends you back to the home page, and the merchandise pages bring up a 404. But searching just "drooling while eating" works just fine and the thumbnails are still up. Now it's all baleeted!

The original picture

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Opening of a beautiful present

A goon named Yoshi Jjang found some Rule 34 that was shipped to his doorway!

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  I'm a 12 year old goon and what is this?
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  All bubblewrappy
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  Oooh! It's Carson's Collectibles!
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  Yay, it's my Rule 34
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  I can't wait to unwrap my Kirby porn plate!
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  What a masterpiece!

Multiple bad habits

For those of you that enjoy smoking with your Rule 34

• File:DedededLighter1.jpg
• File:DedededLighter2.jpg

See also

• Kirby (Kirby himself does not make an appearance in the image, however.)

External links

• Buy this stuff NAOW! BALEETED
• Something Awful
• Chanarchives
  • http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/21962
  • http://chanarchive.org/4chan/co/21974/http-www-sears-com-shc-s-productdisplay-partnumber-spm244246942p-storeid-10153-blocktype-g-9-blockno-9-ca
  • http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/21997
  • http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/22018/sears-general-4-sears-only-sells-products-of-the-highest-caliber-get-in-here-and-support-your-love-for-k
• The original picture on Furaffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1265647/
• The original artist's journal entry about finding out about the Sears listings: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2755014/

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