DrMusic2/The life of a werejohncandy

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The intro to my werejohncandy tf story.

I've got to admit it's kind of nice being a werejohncandy. I get all these cool superpowers like super strength and i'm also incredibly cute when in werejohncandy form. Being a werejohncandy has so many different advantages to it. I have so many new friends now. You know the health problems that humans get if they're overweight? Well it doesn't apply to werejohncandies or members of the werebelushi family. And now that i'm a werejohncandy myself, I don't have to worry about those health risks. I also get to eat all the food I want and I can never get sick. Plus the immortality and invulnerability are really cool. I'm a pretty intelligent werejohncandy as well, not to mention i'm pretty agile even when in werejohncandy form. I'm also a martial arts expert. The claws come in handy too. Not to mention I have got a pretty powerful roar, but don't worry I won't hurt you. After all, us werejohncandies only attack if we get mad but that only happens if anyone makes a joke about our weight. The only problem I have with being a werejohncandy is that the transformations are usually murder on the wardrobe, you see I have to bulk up quite a bit- growing 6'2 and gaining 300lbs of fat, fur, and cuteness and this causes my clothes to get tighter and tighter until they burst at the same time- fortunately like the Hulk my pants remain intact. There's plenty of space and vaulted walls and ceilings so I don't have to worry about bumping my head or accidentally breaking anything when in werejohncandy form.

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