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Courtney Catalano
Courtney Catalano is the sister of Justin Catalano. She is the press secretary of the 1772 Society, a Rhode Island based pedophile protection group. Courtney is a student at the University of Rhode Island where she majors in sucking cock.
Hypocrisy of Courtney Catalano Pay Attention Future Employers
Courtney claims on her Facebook profile, which is loaded with tons of great photos, that she is "ultra conservative". In fact, she is involved in the URI GOP, the Young Republicans club as well as being the press secretary for the 1772 Society, not to mention the brother of future politican Justin Catalano.
Lets take a look at some of Courtney's Ultra Conservative pictures
I'm sure this will get her hired at jobs, and help her brother run for office.
Analysis
Let us analyze the republican mind.
1. Kissing another girl is conservative.
2. Trying to kiss other girls is conservative.
3. OMG MY EYES! Her digusting HAIRY chest and small bewbs make for lots of LOLZ.
4. Posing in your bra like jello with elastic bands around it, then posting to your Facebook.. is conservative
5. Pole dancing.. conservative
6. Having your face look like a bag of smashed cherries... has nothing to do with being conservative, shes just really ugly.
The real Courtney Catalano
Courtney is actually just like any other liberal college aged 20 something slut. She inhales cock like it was going out of style, she is a HUGE attention whore like nobodies business. She is a fake conservative republican, just like the rest of them.
Courtney tries to cover her tracks
Like any true faux-republican Courtney has tried to cover her tracks. We present to you, the evidence. Courtney has given in to the islamo-facist terrorist demands and changed her facebook. She has changed her details and removed some photos. Unfortunately for her, the photos along with all of the evidence below will remain archived on the internet forever. You can't run hun. Time to inhale cock to calm yourself down. Yep, you've been caught.
As you can clearly see, Courtney is trying to hide her whorish ways.
The best of the republican party
I think it is clear to see that Courtney Catalano is a gleaming shimmering example of what a "very conservative" republican girl can be. I also think her family is very proud of the images and behavior she is involved in throughout her daily life.
