Paintball

Is considered a sport ritual to all rednecks. This sport consists of buying an expensive paintball gun (which phails at being a real gun), buying an expensive box of paintballs, shoving them all up your rectum goatse style, and repeating. Some people get really good, thats when they became the best an hero of them all, the people who drown themselves from eating over 9000 paintballs.

Best gun to date

someone wishing they had a real gun

Typical idiots fucking with their friend instead of actually playing.

	“	Saftys off lovers	„
	—- Redneck faggot

	“	Its a rocketlauncher	„
	—- Retard

Typical kid thinking he can take a paintball

	“	I'm Devin Taylor, and I just got raped	„

This sport can be played by pros and noobs. Both will usually do just as good unless they have a gun that shoots at least 100 bps. If you play paintball, you are most likely a 13 year old boy who needs to hold a real gun.

The Thriving Cult of Greed and Power

The Overpowered DM9000

At a point, people believed this to be Scientology, however, due to new findings, we now know this is actually paintball compaines such as SmartParts, and Dye. Dye makes a gun now called the Dm5 Dm6 Dm7 Dm8 Dm9 Dm9000 which only costs 1300 USD or your soul.

Gallery

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  Leave paintball to me
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  Paintball fanboi's wetdream
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  Pro-tip: Pictures and paintball always mix
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  How to sell a paintball gun
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  What the pros use
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  Pwnt by physics

See Also

• Alabama
• Arizona