Rehab

Rehab is a place for quitters. It also comes in handy when you troll too hard and -in lieu of trolls remorse- you need to apologise to placate the angry mob who are calling for your head. Rehab is the second best sort of fun anyone can have without putting a penis in their ass. Or, in the case of this this place, possibly with a penis in their ass. A great boost to any social circle is an association with a reformed crackhead, they will certainly provide many lulzy stories during family gatherings.

A typical day in rehab.

Celebrities particulary enjoy going to rehab as an excuse for stupid shit they've done (see also: sorry). Whether or not these actions were actually caused by drugs or alcohol is inconsequential. As in the case of Mel Gibson, a Jew hater who pretended to be a drunk to save his shitty career. It didn't work.

Kinds Of Rehab

• 12-Step Programmes
• Religion
• Anger Management
• Gay rehab
• The Great Re/b/oot
• ED
• Jail
• Better drugs
• Internet Rehab
• Celebrity Rehab

People In Rehab

The progression of a pre-rehab crackwhore.

• Britney Spears
• Lindsay Lohan
• Rush Limbaugh
• Ted Haggard
• Kramer
• Eminem
• Mel Gibson (Jew
• Mel Gibson (Latino Rehab)
• Tim Hardaway
• /b/
• Your Mom
• Everyone
• Noone

People Who Should Be In Rehab

• Michael Jackson (Pedo Rehab) - DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
• Tom Cruise
• Potty Pete
• Amy Winehouse
• Furries
• ODB
• Weev