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AskFmb (aka Tyra) is a Hetalia Weeaboo, Furry and attention whore, who through use of baaawing, has enough e-fans to make her ego the size of Texas. She cries on DeviantArt with her furry-tastic "artwork", and human versions of Flying Mint Bunny from,Hetalia ;like any butthurt bitch out there if you try to talk to her, she will go apeshit on you and try to rip your eyes out.. she is well known for being a troll on deviantart, especially the askhetalia community, and causing a lot of butthurt. No wait...she still does

Her bawwing

On several occassions due to being butthurt for no reason at all, she has deactivated her account. One such instance was because she "couldn't make friends", another was unexplained. As of now, she has deactivated twice. Both of her deactivations were for no reason.


Even her journals are full of irrational butthurt and emo

   
 

JOHN: oh fuck, it's dave sprite!!!
JOHN: i forgot about him.
DAVESPRITE: yeah no shit
JOHN: how've you been, buddy?
JADE: shooooooooosh!!!!!
JADE: write now, catch up later!

 


 
 

—{{{5}}}

Kami Wars

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I wad tot be Kami's friend. I wanted to be more than anything Well,ply o ts joural tall yo

Other wars she has raged

  1. Fighting over a character: Eeewww gross rabbit porn
  2. Deactivations and bans galore: Sheesh people do you have lives?
  3. Hurt over article: On december 20th, she found out about having an ED article, Like any smart sensible young woman wrote two journals about it, causing the equivalent of an explosion on Deviantart, which was [mainly people threatening to kill the author.|lolwhut] In her new journals she criticizes the author, saying how inaccurate it is. Later she at three cakes and threw a puppy at Kami's face.

What is loosely called "her work"

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Prior to this Belgian discovery, the earliest dog fossils were two large skulls from Russia and a mandible from Germany dated from roughly 14,000 years ago. Remains of smaller dogs from Natufian cave deposits in the Middle East, including the earliest burial of a human being with a domestic dog, have been dated to around 10,000 to 12,000 years ago. There is a great deal of archaeological evidence for dogs throughout Europe and Asia around this period and through the next two thousand years (roughly 8,000 to 10,000 years ago), with fossils uncovered in Germany, the French Alps, and Iraq, and cave paintings in Turkey. The oldest remains of a domesticated dog in the Americas were found in Texas and have been dated to about 9,400 years ago.
Her "gallary", see how I am now advertizing her for free? This is how things end up from things like this.

 

she's also an art thief

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Quotes from her asspat brigade

   
 

I SOME HOW MANAGED TO UN-WATCH YOU WITHOUT DOING THAT. SO TO APOLOGIZE, HAVE THIS VIDEO.
 


 
 

   
 
I understand and I have had people tell me that you talk about me in a rude way, but thats fine. I'm used to it honestly. Teasing, hatred, and guilt, Tyra you are just human and thats all there is to say. You have a heart. Listen, I know I'm the last person you ever want to talk to but if you ever stop drawing I will just die. You stopping your art is like your favorite artist dying right before your eyes. God knows how long I even have right now but every time I do something horrid I would hurt myself because crying is like a sin to me. Crying will get you nowhere all it does is make your mom take more drugs then hurt you and lock you in a--- never mind. You're not selfesh because if you are than I am as well. I regret getting mad and pretty much trolling you and I see how immature and stupid that was. Haters gonna hate! JUST LEAVE IT TO THE CABINET! HES GOTZ DIS
 

 
 

—Her frenemy Kami (see kami wars)

   
 
If you ask someone how they solved a problem, chances are they won't say, "I bitched about it until it fixed itself."

Think about that. I love you, please get better soon. I want to see you happy again. I care about you too much to give up on that. <3
 


 
 

   
 
You're a wonderful, talented, amazing friend and artist. Seeing you upset makes me feel like I've failed as a friend. Don't let yourself be determined by your tiny flaws. Focus on your strong points and don't forget you do have friends who will be with you.
 

 
 

   
 
If you ever mess with this girl again, I will flip the fuck out. I don't like it when people mess with my friends.
 

 
 

   
 
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(( Remember that there are people who love you, and I hope that your depression will get better Q A Q I LOVE YOU BRO, STAY STRONG. *huggle* ))
 

 
 

   
 
((*hugs* I know it's hard, but you have to try to keep your chin up. It's so hypocritical for me to say that, though... since I've got clinical depression and all, but there are people who love you. We want you to be happy. Just... just remember that okay? We don't want you getting really depressed and doing things you'll regret... I should know.))
 

 
 

   
 
(( FMB, the only flaw you hold over your head is bringing yourself down. You are not a bitch, you were trying to help her. There's a difference.

You are still young, and you need to stay strong. You know a lot but yet you know so little, it's the same with all of us. You know pain, but you want to blame yourself for it. It's not your fault Kami is a lier. Not your fault everyone now sees who she is and what she has done. It was a matter of time.

You saved so many from being hurt and targeted for all the wrong reasons. You remember her language journal? I have a feeling if you had not come along, and started to reveal her true nature, no one would have dared to say other wise. You inspired us, and so many.

It stll shocks me that you want to be her friend, but at the same time, it doesn't. You're a loving person. And people don't see that sometimes. You don't see that sometimes. But I see it. And I love you for who you are. For what you have done for so many yet they don't even know.

And I'm not just talking about the Kami incident when I say that. Your words of wisdom can help many. And oh so many.


I would say more, but I got to go to school... OTL. I LOVE YOU. And don't you dare ever self doubt yourself again. It's your only flaw. ))

 


 
 

   
 
(( I am so sorry. I want to give you so many hugs right now. I kind of wish that were enough, and at the same time, I wish I weren't pitying you, because I know that's not what you want. Nobody wants to be pitied. I wish I could make it better. ))


 


 
 

—{{{23}}}

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