Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

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Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, aka Carl on Duty: Black Cops 2, Campsite simulator: The Electric boogaloo, Cock of Doody: Black Cocks 2 or Cash Cow of Duty: Money Whoring 2 is the latest game from the fags that brought you Call of Duty: World at War and Black Cocks.

Weapons

All anyone usually cares about.

Primary

Assault Rifle

• AK-47: Since every single game from CoD4 onwards needs it's terrorist/nationalist weapon of choice, this faggy piece of shit returns to blow loads in the player's face.
• AN-94: Complete reskin of the AK-47, so it's pointless to put in the game.
• M16: Such an uncommon weapon, Treyarch.
• Commando: Copy and pasted from the original Fag Ops.
• Galil: So Treyarch includes a weapon that no military in the world uses due to how shitty it is and once again has return to be the most used weapon in multiplayer.
• FN FAL: Moar like Fail, amirite?
• Type 95: The FAGmas gets replaced by the same chink commie bullpup rifle from MW3. It will probably be even more overpowered than it was in that game.
• Type 25: Treyarch is now pandering to the AZN fan base by including more gook shit.
• M4A1: The signature weapon of the US army.
• M8A1: A nazi-trash weapon, because CoD protocol always dictates at least 1 per game.
• SCAR-H: Why Treyarch, why?

Submachine Gun

• Vector K10: Treyarch lazily reuses the MW2 skins, because the animators are to lazy to come up with new skins and animations.
• Uzi: Useless SMG is useless.
• Chicom: Bullpups are becoming more common, now there's a bullpup SMG.
• PDW57: A fictional weapon. Seriously Treyarch is now putting make believe weapons in a game that strived for realism all this time.

Light Machine Gun

• Mk46: Shitstick that everyone will use because in MW3 it was rape incarnate.
• LSAT: Britfag LMG.

Sniper Rifle

• Storm PSR: Semi automatic high recoil sniper. Totally not a Barrett .50cal.
• Ballista: A bolt action rifle. Will be used in those awesome quickscope clips.
• DSR 10: Second bolt action for more quickscope clips, but has some awkward triangle scope that magically turns into a cylinder upon aiming.

Shotgun

• KSG: Russfag weapon that players got butthurt over in Black Ops due to it not being included in multiplayer.
• M1216: Select fire shotgun.

Secondary

Handguns

• M1911: Call of Duty's signature handgun.
• KAP-40: Futuristic looking pistol.
• Five-Seven: M9 Beretta replacement. Doubles as an infield emergency dildo.
• Raging Judge: A revolver. It's not even a real weapon for fuck's sake.

Launcher

• RPG: Included in this game for the same reason as the AK-47. Used by Niggers in the 1980s half of the game.
• MM-1: Free fire or lock on fuckstick that nobody cares about.
• FHJ-18 AA: A rocket that has erectile disfunction

Grenades

Lethal

• Frag grenades: Rendered obsolete by semtex, like in the other past installments.
• Semtex: Sticky grenade. You will hear these going off almost as much as Claymores.
• Tomahawk: Axe that sounds badass when you throw it. You will always miss and get raped when using it.
• Bouncing Betty: Or Buttsecks bitch, launches into the air and explodes, raping anyone and everyone.

Tactical

• Flashbangs: Ghey sounding detonation. Doesn't do shit.
• Shock Charge: EMP grenade renamed.

Zombies

Apparently now a carbon copy of Left 4 dead as when you die you respawn as a zombie. Also, you are allowed 8 players instead of 6.

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